Mapenzi ni nini jamani?

[Atoto]

na alivyo muhandsome tu acha myuesiei atukule

Myuesiei ana sifa nyingi zinazotuita tunajipeleka tu, sio makosa yetu kwakweli tusilaumiwe kabisaaaaaaa!

 

[Mzigua90]

Bado kuna wale ambao huwajui ila washakukula, yaani humu sijui kuna majini mahaba!!!

Wapo majini. Wanakula watu halafu kuna wanajimu ukishaliwa tu wanajua

 

[Mzigua90]

Hahaahaaaaa!!! Myuesiei kwakweli nimempenda, ila akishakula papuchi ndio anakumbuka ulikuwa unanuka mdomo

Eeeh. Baada ya kushiba lakini

 

[Mzigua90]

Hahahaaa!ulichopewa na Mungu kunyima dhambi

Kakitu kadogo tu umnyime mtu kisa nini sasa

 

[Atoto]

Kama mengine yapo tofauti anatia Heineken zake anakupa unachotaka

Oke oke hapo basi hamna shida kabisa.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Kawala wengi tukianza kufukua makaburi hapatatosha.

Maajabu ya mwaka haya!

Walioliwa wanatangaza kuwa nimewala ambao bado sijawala!

Indeed, now I really believe that if you ain’t got haters you ain’t poppin’.

Rock on Mama Li. You are class personified.

 

[Atoto]

kwenye picha zao wanazoziunda

Hahahaaaa!! Na hivyo akili wanalingana sasa!!

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Ndo maana na mimi nakupenda sana

Wacha tupendane tu. Hakuna namna

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Kama mengine yapo tofauti anatia Heineken zake anakupa unachotaka

Hahahaaaa you so silly!!

Kuanzia leo naanza ubaguzi....

 

[Atoto]

Na bado wanakutukana kwenye picha

Sasa wanakutakana kisaa!! Hahahaaaaa haya mambo raha jamani!!

 

[Mzigua90]

Hahahaaa!mliwaji hujui km uliliwa?

Sijui. Nawashukuru kweli walionikumbusha

 

[Atoto]

Hapana. Huyu wa hapa hapa. Nikiona anaandika humu moyo unadunda kama utoke. Sijui ndo nampenda au la.

Herufi ya mwisho ni ipi?

 

[Raynavero]

Yaani mi mtoto wa Pwani kweli nishindwe kusafisha midomo yangu si aibu hiyo

Yaani looh

 

[Mzigua90]

Mwenzio mjasiriamali nauza miswaki ujue, usiniharibie biashara.

Na dawa huuzi?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Tulikulana kwa shida kweli.

Nilikukula wapi Mama Li? Mi nshasahau mwenzio....

Au labda wanataka nikukule?

 

[Mzigua90]

ndugu yangu nitasimama nae popote hanuki chochote

Nakupenda

 

[Shunie]

Niliogopa kuomba maana naweza shangaa nimetumiwa yangu nikaangusha katecno kangu nikaingia hasara.

auntie nimecheka sana

 

[Atoto]

maniner acha wizi we kahaba muuzaji

Hahahaaaaa!! Mzigua mwizi mzoefu.

 

[Mzigua90]

namjua auntie kama papuchi ikiwa na harufu wa karibu yako tu lazima aisome no achana na harufu ya mdomo

Harufu za hiyo midomo miwili hazijifichagi

 

[Mzigua90]

Raha mmepata wotee

Hapo sasa