Mapenz ya whatsapp..

[Kaizer]

Oh yeah. Mzima weye?

haaa mzima sana,,,njoo wozap kama vipi lol

 

[mckenzie]

Mkuu hapo ulimaanisha 'we do differ au we are different"? Sorry lakini

Umemuuliza swali la mbolea. Umenikumbusha mwingereza mmoja alikuwa serengeti na mumewe. Waiter akaja akaongea kimombo kama cha jamaa yako "we are differ." Mzungu akamgeukia mumewe akauliza "what language is he speaking?" Mume akajibu "English". Mke akasema "gosh, these former colonies annoy me a lot, we gave them a language when we left. Why don't they use it?"

 

[Karucee]

haaa mzima sana,,,njoo wozap kama vipi lol

Njoo weweee

 

[Saint Ivuga]

Una uhakika gani kuwa hakula mzigo?

Labda jamaa ndiye anatembea na K ya wolper

 

[Tonykp]

Hii ni me ipenda. .........

 

[Mapi]

umeshtuka mi kutaja ass au?

sina moyo mgumu wa kutoshtuka Sista

 

[Valentina]

Poa Valentina isije kuwa nawe uko hivo eehh
nahisi hapana,jina lako lina maana ya upendo

Nashkur siko hivo my kaka. Najitahidi kuendana na jina langu...

 

[Watu8]

hyo ndio ipi mkuu watu8 ? Mi mgeni hapo

It's a cracked version of whatsapp...unaweza ukajiweka offline wkt huo huo upo online

 

[Valentina]

Hii wozap acheni tu ibaki ilivo....mambo yanayoendelea huko ni makubwa jamani.

 

[Sista]

sina moyo mgumu wa kutoshtuka Sista

ni sehemu pendwa kwa wengi wenu i guess, sijui ndo maana umeshtuka!!!

 

[kalou]

Heaven on Earth una whatsapp na wewe?

 

[John Gelas]

chezea waTSAP WEYE

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Heaven on Earth una whatsapp na wewe?

kalou sina kwakweli.............we unayo Lazy mate

 

[mtoto wa kibopa]

Hii wozap acheni tu ibaki ilivo....mambo yanayoendelea huko ni makubwa jamani.

Valentina no yako nikucheck watsapo

 

[Husninyo]

mapenzi ya whatsapp safi sana. hivi hakuna namna ya kuchakachua hiyo last seen?

 

[Mapi]

ni sehemu pendwa kwa wengi wenu i guess, sijui ndo maana umeshtuka!!!

mimi napachukia sana :eyeroll1:

 

[msafwa93]

mapenzi ya whatsapp safi sana. hivi hakuna namna ya kuchakachua hiyo last seen?

ipo,kama unatumia ANDROID OS,ingia kwenye GOOGLE STORE UTAIPATA..

 

[Bavaria]

natafuta jinsi ya kuweka whattsap yangu last seen forever

 

[BADILI TABIA]

mapenzi ya whatsapp safi sana. hivi hakuna namna ya kuchakachua hiyo last seen?

Shosti,

Kisa cha kutaka kuchakachua???