Mapenz ya whatsapp..

[msafwa93]

MAPENZI KWA HISANI YA WHATSAPP...CHEZEA
WEYE

MKAKA: Hello Babe.... (11:45pm)

MDADA: (last seen at 11:46pm)

MKAKA:Nijibu tafadhali ( 11:50pm)

MDADA: (last seen at 11:52pm)

MKAKA: Mbona unanifanyia hivi? Mbona hujibu? (00:00am)

MDADA: (last seen at 00:01am)

MKAKA: Ok usiku mwema baby, nilitaka2 kukwambia tu kuwa zile pesa nilizokwambia nilikuwa nadai nimepata. Nimeweka pembeni laki tano kwa ajili ya shopping yako ya Krismas, naona hujibu kwa hiyo bye baby…… (00:01 am)

MDADA: (typing): Ohh! Hi dear... Actually nilikuwa
na mom nikawa nashindwa kukujibu ... wow darling najua roho yako sasa imetulia umelipwa deni lako.. I love you a lot... Unataka twende shopping saa ngapi? (00:05am)

MKAKA: (last seen 00:06am)

MDADA: Baby nijibu basi, nijibu nijue muda gani
nijitayarishe, nijibu betry yangu inaisha chaji baby,
nijibu sasa hivi (00:08am)

MKAKA: (last seen 00:09am)

MDADA: Naweka simu kwenye chaji dakika mbili
baby (00:10am)

MKAKA: (last seen 00:12am)

MDADA: Babes, najua nilikwambia usiwe unanipigia simu baada ya saa mbili usiku, lakini piga tu mom ameshalala (00:25)

MDADA: (typing): Ok, najua umelala ntakupigia
asubuhi. Na kesho kama unaweza kuja njoo tu mom anaenda kumtembelea rafiki yake mi ntakuwa alone siku nzima G9t baby miss you (00:30am)

MKAKA: (last seen 00:32)

 

[ITEGAMATWI]

Chezea wadada wa mujini weyeeee???

 

[chakii]

duh, kumbe ndiyo zao hizo,..

 

[Mkoroshokigoli]

Hehehehee,,,,,laki 5???kwa ajili ya hawara????haya bhana we r differ

 

[Jerrymsigwa]

Duh aisee vijana mna kazi

 

[Jerrymsigwa]

Hehehehee,,,,,laki 5???kwa ajili ya hawara????haya bhana we r differ

Mkuu hapo ulimaanisha 'we do differ au we are different"? Sorry lakini

 

[msafwa93]

Chezea wadada wa mujini weyeeee???

utalala nje...

 

[msafwa93]

Duh aisee vijana mna kazi

haswaa..

 

[msafwa93]

Hehehehee,,,,,laki 5???kwa ajili ya hawara????haya bhana we r differ

mbna kawaida mkuu,,wolper alihongwa BMW na jamaa hakula mzgo

 

[SI unit]

Bora niendelee kubaki analogia na nokia yangu ya tochi-----lol

 

[Ennie]

Ukizubaa lazima ukatwe!

 

[Asprin]

Ukizubaa lazima ukatwe!

Hakatwi mtu hapa.

 

[Ennie]

Hakatwi mtu hapa.

Tena wewe!!

 

[Baba V]

Ukizubaa lazima ukatwe!

Na wewe jana nimeku PM ukanifanyia hayohayo...

 

[kabanga]

mbna kawaida mkuu,,wolper alihongwa BMW na jamaa hakula mzgo

huyo ndio falla...

 

[Ennie]

Na wewe jana nimeku PM ukanifanyia hayohayo...

Tena wewe usiongee kabisaa,umenichomesha mahindi mie

 

[Tembosa]

mbna kawaida mkuu,,wolper alihongwa BMW na jamaa hakula mzgo

Una uhakika gani kuwa hakula mzigo?

 

[Ennie]

huyo ndio falla...

Yanaitwa mapenzi kabanga

 

[Asprin]

Na wewe jana nimeku PM ukanifanyia hayohayo...

Ndugu yangu si nlikwambia um-leave Ennie alone?? Sijamalizana naye PM huko we unaleta jam. Khaa!!!

 

[Asprin]

Tena wewe!!

Mi nlishakatwa siku nyingi.... Hakatwi mtu chochote.