-Zlatan won an underwater breathing contest against a fish
-When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 2 missed calls from Zlatan.
-Death had a near Zlatan experience.
-Ghosts sit around the camp fire at night and tell Zlatan stories.
-Zlatan died 15 years ago, death just hasn't had the courage to tell him yet.
-When the hulk gets angry, he turns into Zlatan.
-When cops pull Zlatan over, they try to talk their way out of it.
-Zlatan can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
-Zlatan once killed an army of 5,000 with just 2 gunshots, the first one was a warning shot.
-Someone once gave Zlatan the finger, he still has it.
-Giraffes were created when Zlatan upper-cut a horse.
-When Zlatan's daughter lost her virginity he found it and got it back.
-Before they met Zlatan, the Black Eyed Peas were simply called 'The Peas'.
-Zlatan recently visited The Virgin Islands, now they are called 'the islands'.
-The flu has to get Zlatan shots once a year.
-They found Zlatan's diary, it is called the Guinness book of world records.
-If Zlatan had starred in the movie 300, the movie would be called '1'.