Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

[Bailly5]

Mkuu acha kuchagua watu mbona humsalimii Coutinho na Mane?

Msalimie basi Lovren

 

[RRONDO]

Seriously??? ......... kwa kumfunga Bournemouth tu??!. ubingwa sio makalio.

Usipofunga timu kama Bournemouth ndio unaishia kushika nafasi ya 8/9/10!!

 

[Elly_corner]

-Zlatan won an underwater breathing contest against a fish

-When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 2 missed calls from Zlatan.

-Death had a near Zlatan experience.

-Ghosts sit around the camp fire at night and tell Zlatan stories.

-Zlatan died 15 years ago, death just hasn't had the courage to tell him yet.

-When the hulk gets angry, he turns into Zlatan.

-When cops pull Zlatan over, they try to talk their way out of it.

-Zlatan can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.

-Zlatan once killed an army of 5,000 with just 2 gunshots, the first one was a warning shot.

-Someone once gave Zlatan the finger, he still has it.

-Giraffes were created when Zlatan upper-cut a horse.

-When Zlatan's daughter lost her virginity he found it and got it back.

-Before they met Zlatan, the Black Eyed Peas were simply called 'The Peas'.

-Zlatan recently visited The Virgin Islands, now they are called 'the islands'.

-The flu has to get Zlatan shots once a year.

-They found Zlatan's diary, it is called the Guinness book of world records.

-If Zlatan had starred in the movie 300, the movie would be called '1'.

 

[sister]

Wachezaji wa utd wamejitahidi kukijaza jaza.

Kijazeni na nyie.

 

[sister]

Wachezaji wa utd wamejitahidi kukijaza jaza.

Kijazeni na nyie.

 

[sister]

Seriously??? ......... kwa kumfunga Bournemouth tu??!. ubingwa sio makalio.

Na tungefungwa na hiyo timu mngesema maneno yote.

Mwanzo wowote mzuri unaanza na kitu kidogo.

 

[ENZO]

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hicho kikosi not valid, mana wanaume wa shoka bado hawajacheza .............

 

[SALUM S HEMED]

Wapinzani wanamuita kadabra Mzee wamesahau hii ndio plan yetu tukitaka kuwin EPl....1997 teddy Sheringham, 2005 VEdwn van der Sar....2002 Laurent Blanc....2007 henrik Larsson

 

[everlenk]

Msalimie Moreno

Ndo nani au ndo Yule Dr Moreno anayefundisha diet?

 

[UrbanGentleman]

Nawatakia Kila LA kheri wanangu WA Chelsea kama mkijitaidi Kwa dhati mtashinda Leo Af, Konte yuko vizuri

 

[Bailly5]

Ndo nani au ndo Yule Dr Moreno anayefundisha diet?

Yule beki uchochoro wa Liverpool.

 

[Bailly5]

Ndo nani au ndo Yule Dr Moreno anayefundisha diet?

Yule beki uchochoro wa Liverpool.

 

[DE FULE]

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Huyu kipa ni yupi

 

[ENZO]

Na tungefungwa na hiyo timu mngesema maneno yote.

Mwanzo wowote mzuri unaanza na kitu kidogo.

mtafungwa tu" na huyo MNYAKYUSA sijui MMATUMBI wenu Pogba akiwemo. Mmekutana na mnyonge basi mnataaaaamba.

kwa speed ya chelsea tukikutana na nyie" tutawapiga goli nyingi sana.

 

[mkurya org.]

mtafungwa tu" na huyo MNYAKYUSA sijui MMATUMBI wenu Pogba akiwemo. Mmekutana na mnyonge basi mnataaaaamba.

kwa speed ya chelsea tukikutana na nyie" tutawapiga goli nyingi sana.

Mkuu wacha nicheke kwanza kwa mpira wa jana wa chelsea mpige man u nyingi...??
Over my dead body

 

[sister]

mtafungwa tu" na huyo MNYAKYUSA sijui MMATUMBI wenu Pogba akiwemo. Mmekutana na mnyonge basi mnataaaaamba.

kwa speed ya chelsea tukikutana na nyie" tutawapiga goli nyingi sana.

Endelea kusubiria meli kariakoo.......

 

[Kisu Cha Ngariba]

mtafungwa tu" na huyo MNYAKYUSA sijui MMATUMBI wenu Pogba akiwemo. Mmekutana na mnyonge basi mnataaaaamba.

kwa speed ya chelsea tukikutana na nyie" tutawapiga goli nyingi sana.

Chelsea wa ovyo sana

 

[fuentte]

Quote of the day
Another simple way to tell a girl that you will not marry her is to tell her that... I will marry u when arsenal takes EPL..

By Robert Mugabe

 

[Jeho]

Quote of the day
Another simple way to tell a girl that you will not marry her is to tell her that... I will marry u when arsenal takes EPL..

By Robert Mugabe

Ha ha ha ha ha

 

[ikhatibu]

Quote of the day
Another simple way to tell a girl that you will not marry her is to tell her that... I will marry u when arsenal takes EPL..

By Robert Mugabe