Manchester United (Red Devils) | Special Thread

[xYz07]

Khe khe khe khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hahahahaaaa......
hahahaaaa...... dah mentor you are real mentor dude,
hahahaaaaa....katangulia bila begi, begi atafuata nalo bracket

 

[cute b]

mkuu bado tuna wasakama tu, saiz tunamtaka golikipa wa ajax, ni kama wenger miaka ilee, katika first eleven, 6 au 7 wote wafaransa

Mkuu mambo?

 

[Mangungo II]

please LVG mtoe rojo muingie bracket

Hahaaaahahah nakumbuka jamaa mmoja humu alitunga wimbo unaitwa "nyakati za mashaka" enzi za Moyes hahahahah eti kuna sehemu alliimba " ....beki acheze bracket nani ataimba yoriyori ..."hagahah

 

[everlenk]

Msimu umeisha na lengo tumelikamilisha ila mech ambayo sitaisahau ni ya tar 21/9 naangalia mech home mpaka man u anaongoza 3-1. Mara taarifa za maza kupoteza maisha zinanifikia kesho yake marafiki wananitembelea naambiwa tulipigwa 5. Nilisikia kama ni msiba wa pili, Sitawasahau wala kuwasamehe wapuz wale daimaaaa.

Pole sana mkuu,mama apumzike kwa amani.

 

[xYz07]

Mkuu mambo?

poa mumy, michakato vipi??

 

[xYz07]

Hahaaaahahah nakumbuka jamaa mmoja humu alitunga wimbo unaitwa "nyakati za mashaka" enzi za Moyes hahahahah eti kuna sehemu alliimba " ....beki acheze bracket nani ataimba yoriyori ..."hagahah

dah, kaka kipindi hicho nakumbuka mechi ya mwisho kuangalia ni dhidi ya swansea japokua tulishinda but dah sikua na hamu kabisaaa zaidi ya kucheki highlight, kila ikifika w'keend najua leo maumivu tena

 

[cute b]

poa mumy, michakato vipi??

Michakato imekaa pouwaaa...sema mkoloni anabana kinoma kila siku overtime

 

[xYz07]

Michakato imekaa pouwaaa...sema mkoloni anabana kinoma kila siku overtime

pole mama, komaa watoto wasije enda kuangalia tv kwa jirani

 

[xYz07]

Rooney - ice cream truck man outside schools


di Maria - drug mule


Valdes - right hand man of the biggest drug lord in Spain


Pereira - unemployed try-hard gangster in his home country, multiple instances of petty crime


Blackett - a student studying law and politics in one of the prestigious universities in London with a bright future ahead of him


Fellaini - that dodgy neighbour who you always see around but don't quite know what he does for a living


Lindegaard - Armani model


Shaw - part of a cheesy 1D boyband clone put together purely to audition for BGT


Depay- Rapper


Gary Cahill – Argos lorry driver


Cambiasso - Builder


John Obi Mikel – Lecturer of Astrophysics and gravitational studies, Yale University


Ramires – Leading economist at the University of Oxford providing sound solutions to the Eurozone crisis; his ideas would be implemented by George Osborne, Angela Merkel and other European politicians


Evans - works at the anonymous childline care support call center


Rafael - co-owns a local barber shop with his twin Fabio in Brazil


Januzaj - works in his father's fish market store



Hernandez - spokesperson for a local campaign in Mexico leading on the crackdown of drug misuse


Vidic - one of the most decorated Serbian police officers, decorated for having taken down one of the biggest criminals in Seria in a gun shootout. Has battle scar to prove it

 

[cute b]

pole mama, komaa watoto wasije enda kuangalia tv kwa jirani

Hahahaaaaa na raund hii si watoto tuu adi mimi nitaenda kwa jirani gharama za dstv siziwezi na vile ligi ndo zimeisha akuuu

 

[xYz07]

Hahahaaaaa na raund hii si watoto tuu adi mimi nitaenda kwa jirani gharama za dstv siziwezi na vile ligi ndo zimeisha akuuu

hahahhahhaaaaaaaa, kuna copa america mama, umesahau???? mapemaaaaa mi timu argentina

 

[cute b]

hahahhahhaaaaaaaa, kuna copa america mama, umesahau???? mapemaaaaa mi timu argentina

Nitaangalia bar mkuu

 

[Nakapanya]

Nadhani baadaye tutakuja kujilaumu kwa Falcao kama mabavyo tunajilaumu kwa Pogba.Jamaa angepata muda mwingi wa kucheza angerudi kwenye fom

 

[everlenk]

Hahahaaaaa na raund hii si watoto tuu adi mimi nitaenda kwa jirani gharama za dstv siziwezi na vile ligi ndo zimeisha akuuu

Hahahaha!! Umeona eeee!! Juzi bungeni kuna Mbunge aliuliza serikali inachukua hatua gan kukabiliana na hilo? Na wanaonaje na wao waanzishe vya bei nafuu, Pinda akajibu simple tutalishughulikia...

 

[Belo]

Nadhani baadaye tutakuja kujilaumu kwa Falcao kama mabavyo tunajilaumu kwa Pogba.Jamaa angepata muda mwingi wa kucheza angerudi kwenye fom

Falcao ni gamble kubwa sana,Rooney/RVP na Falcao wote wamefika 30 tunahitaji striker mpya kijana na asiye majeruhi.Dau la Falcao ni zaidi ya £40 m na £ 265,000 kwa wiki,ni kubwa sana kwa umri wake na still bado ni majeruhi nafikiri umemuona alivyokuwa anaanguka anguka na bado ameshindw kuadapt ligi

 

[xYz07]

Falcao ni gamble kubwa sana,Rooney/RVP na Falcao wote wamefika 30 tunahitaji striker mpya kijana na asiye majeruhi.Dau la Falcao ni zaidi ya £40 m na £ 265,000 kwa wiki,ni kubwa sana kwa umri wake na still bado ni majeruhi nafikiri umemuona alivyokuwa anaanguka anguka na bado ameshindw kuadapt ligi

man utd is just equally blameable as falcao... you cant blame falcao without blaming man utd...

look at rvp, rooney, wilson, all our strikers have been underperforming ever since we play with this formation, it's not the striker's fault, it's the system and the way we play....

if we blame falcao for his goal drought, then we should also blame united for "ruining" his reputation...

people blaming him simply because of his goal drought fails to look at things from the bigger picture.... way to naive i would say, too naive... laughable

 

[xYz07]

Lol Ancelotti sacked by RM?

He only brought them La Decima, he deserved to be axed!!
Hear that De Gea? Is this the club you wanna play for?

 

[cute b]

Hahahaha!! Umeona eeee!! Juzi bungeni kuna Mbunge aliuliza serikali inachukua hatua gan kukabiliana na hilo? Na wanaonaje na wao waanzishe vya bei nafuu, Pinda akajibu simple tutalishughulikia...

Kweli washughulikie tuu ati...mshahara wote kwenye dstv ni hasara mamy

 

[Cardinal06]

Khe khe khe khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hahahahahahahaha

 

[Belo]

man utd is just equally blameable as falcao... you cant blame falcao without blaming man utd...

look at rvp, rooney, wilson, all our strikers have been underperforming ever since we play with this formation, it's not the striker's fault, it's the system and the way we play....

if we blame falcao for his goal drought, then we should also blame united for "ruining" his reputation...

people blaming him simply because of his goal drought fails to look at things from the bigger picture.... way to naive i would say, too naive... laughable

4 reasons why,United decide not to sign Falcao

1.More expensive,it will cost £ 45+ml plus £ 265,000 per week
2.Not fit/
3.Too old,he now almost 30 years.We need young striker
4.Not fit in Man United formation