Mambo ya Msingi Sana katika maisha

[Raymanu KE]

14. Ukienda ugenini au popote pale ukishikwa na ushuzi unaoshindwa kuuzuia hakikisha unabana matako ili usitoke na mlio mkali pia jitahidi kufungua vioo ili ushuzi uende na kubakie na hewa safi

We jamaa Umetisha Sana 😂😂

 

[Infantry Soldier]

Kila unapojamba usisahau kwenda kutawaza kujamba hakuna tofauti na kunya, usisahau

Welcome to my ignore list.

 

[CHANANJA THE BIG DYNASTY]

ukiwa mahala fulani, fwata kilichokuleta, acha kuchunguza mambo ya watu fanya yako! mengine hayakuhusu.

 

[Infantry Soldier]

Kuhusu chakula mi huwa nakipima kwa macho kwahiyo ata ukiona nimepakua chakula mlima,usishangae ntamaliza tu

Kumaliza ni busara sana mkuu.

 

[Infantry Soldier]

ukiwa mahala fulani, fwata kilichokuleta, acha kuchunguza mambo ya watu fanya yako! mengine hayakuhusu.

Good

 

[Bolotoba]

Usipime"oil" , usinyonye maziwa,Wala romance kwa mwanamke uliemnunua kwa dharula.

Ukiingia lodge na malaya, hakikisha fungua umeiweka pahala pa Siri yako tu.

Sema huu ni ukweli 🤣Sasa nyonyo zake Zina madhara gani nawewe Ebu acha hzo labda kiss mzee

 

[Bolotoba]

Kama hujaalikwa kwenye shughuli kamwe usiende. Hata ukialikwa siyo lazima uende, tafakari kwanza, kuna mwingine anakualika tu kuondoa lawama

Sasa je kama ni hizi za ndugu

 

[Mr Slim]

Sema huu ni ukweli 🤣Sasa nyonyo zake Zina madhara gani nawewe Ebu acha hzo labda kiss mzee

Hizo nyonyo,utaja wekewa dawa ulale uibiwe mpaka boxa

 

[Infantry Soldier]

Ukienda stationary kutoa photocopy au kazi yoyote ile, kisha mhusika akatoka nje kwenye kufanya jambo lolote kama vile kutafuta chenchi, basi na wewe Toka ukae nje. Usibaki mule mule ndani kwa maana kuna kitu kinaweza kupotea kisha wakasema kuwa ni wewe ndiye uliyekichukua.

 

[Infantry Soldier]

Sema huu ni ukweli 🤣Sasa nyonyo zake Zina madhara gani nawewe Ebu acha hzo labda kiss mzee

Drugs could knock you out. Professional sex workers are assassins too.

 

[Bolotoba]

Yule dada inawezekana sio mhusika. Inawezekana kuna watu walifanya vile ili yeye aonekane ndio kafanya.

Mkuu, vp kama Babu seya angepigwq risasi punde baada ya Magufuli kumuachia. Hauoni kama watu wangesema kuwa "CCM wamemtoa ili wamuue" kumbe ni wabaya wa Magufuli na CCM ndio waliofanya vile ile kuweza kuwachafua.

Dah hayo mambo hayana mwenyewe lakini mzee baba mnyonge ukidhulumu Hana cha kukufanya pesa unamzidi, nguvu, watu wakubwa unao, uchawi na unamdhulumu eneo na akizingua🤣unaua tu kwan bei gani hivi unakumbuka Michele ya plastic kilichomkuta mkemia aliye Pima hizo tani za Michele aliuliwa chapu sana kupunguza kihelehele

 

[Tumwesige senior]

Kumaliza ni busara sana mkuu.

Sema wengine ukipakua mlima wanakushangaa

 

[Infantry Soldier]

Sema wengine ukipakua mlima wanakushangaa

Kama umeenda ugenini siku moja, pakua kidogo tuu. Utashiba ukirudi home kwako.

 

[Bolotoba]

Drugs could knock you out. Professional sex workers are assassins too.

But your supposed to be keen before even you enter the room put your wallet away, identities and other cards

 

[Infantry Soldier]

Dah hayo mambo hayana mwenyewe lakini mzee baba mnyonge ukidhulumu Hana cha kukufanya pesa unamzidi, nguvu, watu wakubwa unao, uchawi na unamdhulumu eneo na akizingua🤣unaua tu kwan bei gani hivi unakumbuka Michele ya plastic kilichomkuta mkemia aliye Pima hizo tani za Michele aliuliwa chapu sana kupunguza kihelehele

Karma is real my dear brother. Trust me.

 

[Bolotoba]

Hizo nyonyo,utaja wekewa dawa ulale uibiwe mpaka boxa

Sasa mkuu, ukishamlalia tu kifuani si kwisha kazi

 

[antimatter]

Sasa je kama ni hizi za ndugu

Ya ndugu wa karibu waweza kujialika ukitaka, ila siyo ya shemeji wa mkwe wa dada yake mjomba wa mama mdogo wa babu

 

[Infantry Soldier]

But your supposed to be keen before even you enter the room put your wallet away, identities and other cards

Yes. Absolutely. Being vigilant is a key.

 

[Mr Slim]

Sasa mkuu, ukishamlalia tu kifuani si kwisha kazi

At least unakua umepunguza Risk,kunyonya ni fasta tu...halafu unalalaje kifuani kwa malaya? Hawa ni kainama,umemwinua miguu n.k

 

[Infantry Soldier]

Sasa mkuu, ukishamlalia tu kifuani si kwisha kazi

Sucking out those balloons, is what one should be cautious of.