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Mambo ya mbagala

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kabakabana, Jan 22, 2012.

  1. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Wakati watu wanagombania kupanda mabasi kama kawaida yao,bibi mmoja alipanda akapata siti bila shida
    konda akamuuliza"bibi mbona unalia??"
    bibi akamjibu "mjukuu wangu kwa miaka 25 niliyoishi mbagala sijawahi pata siti lakini leo nimepata"
    konda akamwambia "nyanyuka hiyo siti ya dereva".
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    avatar yako inahamasisha!
     
  3. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    inakuhamasisha nini?
     
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    Ntila91 Member

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    Dar mbagala noma
     
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    Acha hizo KK, abiria wa mbagala na ubishi wao wote, hakuna ambaye huwa anacheza na siti ya dereva, gari hata lijae vp siti ya dereva haiguswi. Mbagala raha jamani, huna haja ya kwenda gym, usafir wa umma ni mazoezi tosha
     
  6. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    bibi ndo alikaa sasa,
     
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    Obe JF-Expert Member

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    Haha hahaha, sio rahisi abiria tukakuangalia tu, tunakushusha ukakate leseni
     
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    ngoja nimuuli GF wangu wa huko hayo yapo kweli?
     
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    Jamani mbona mnatuzalilisha wakazi wa Mbagala?!!
     
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    Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa;loooooooooooooooooh;
    Lakini toa mkono huko we KK;Isije ikachomoka hiyo!!!
     
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    AVATAR says a lot.
     
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    Imejirudia hapa mpaka kero sasa na hujaiweka yote
     
  13. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    halafu wewe avatar yangu imekugusa eeh?
     
  14. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    ikachomoka nini?
     
  15. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    iweke yote basi
     
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    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    hahhahaa nimechekajee. hahhha
     
  17. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    alikujibuje?
     
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    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    thanx SI
     
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    hiyo avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    assuredly4 JF-Expert Member

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    hii ni mizaha na utani, biblia inasema hukumu imewekwa tayari kwa watu wenye mizaha,

    acha hizo tabia zitakukosesha na Mungu aliyekuumba na kukufanya uangamie au ukose baraka zake wakti ukiwa hai duniani
     
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