Mambo wafanyayo wanaume yanayokera

[miss chagga]

mie hakuna hata moja linanihusu hapo. Ukiona mtu kakwambia tuma picha ujue wewe siyo mwaminifu na ameshajirisha kuwa upo hivyo.

Unajua mwizi huwa anahisi kila mtu mwizi mwenzie... me naamin akiwa anawivu sana ujue yeye ndiyo siyo mwaminifu

 

[Heaven on Earth]

dikembe am in love with your ideas... ...

 

[ICHANA]

Mimi hapa ICHANA ila ndo unanitoa kwenye majukumu ujue..haya umenimiss?

Nimekumiss mbaya.
Hat hapa ni majukumu pia hili lisiredi la miss chagga linakimbiza mbaya
Atleast useme lako neno

 

[ICHANA]

Ukimuona hapa ujue katoka kwangu kuchukua ruhusa

Unajua tangia jna sijakusoma. Ntuzu ndo mumeo kumbe

 

[palalisote]

Unajua mwizi huwa anahisi kila mtu mwizi mwenzie... me naamin akiwa anawivu sana ujue yeye ndiyo siyo mwaminifu

Muda mwingine huwa inakuwa ni kweli. 'I Trust You' is a better than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you Trust"

 

[miss chagga]

Muda mwingine huwa inakuwa ni kweli. 'I Trust You' is a better than 'I Love You' because you may not always trust the person you love but you can always love the person you Trust"

But wengi we love the person we dont trust

 

[Khantwe]

Unajua tangia jna sijakusoma. Ntuzu ndo mumeo kumbe

Hahahah....best sikukupa kadi kumbe? He is the one....everlasting husband

 

[palalisote]

But wengi we love the person we dont trust

Hapa ndipo chanzo cha matatizo na migogoro mikubwa na midogo midogo kwenye ndoa na mahusiano kwa ujumla.

 

[ICHANA]

Hahahah....best sikukupa kadi kumbe? He is the one....everlasting husband

Wauuuu that's gud...enjoy
Cc Asprin for better future

 

[figganigga]

dikembe am in love with your ideas... ...

Hahahahaaaa....!!!. mia

 

[figganigga]

Hata mimi hunipi jamani?

Miss you love. mia

 

[Voltaire]

miss chagga katika ubora wake

haaaahaaa....haya bana!

 

[Eiyer]

Atanue upeo??????????
mi nilikumithi jana uthiku na leo athubuhi athubuhi
unawahi kurudi leo?

Usijali ........!!

 

[Bavaria]

kukuweka uwe mkakamavu na hata kitandani utaweza fanya kazi vizuri

Unawaza kitandani tu badala ya kuwaza kutafuta pesa

 

[Bavaria]

Kujinunisha ,Uchoyo ,Ubahili ni shida unaweza kukuta mwanaume hata kukupigia simu hawezi yeye ni kutuma mamessage tu wee kila mara ukimpigia akikuta call yako anakutumia sms tena bby , love call me back jamnai hata kuweka crdt ya shillingi elfu moja ni shida . Kuna wanawake wanapambana kutafuta pesa lakini kuna muda mambo huwa yanakwama muda huo basi mpenzi au mume na wewe umplay karole kako hata kidogo bado shida hii ni kero kweli Miss Chagga

Umeongea vyema sio huyo anaewaza kitandani na kuchuna hela

 

[Bavaria]

Nitumie picha baby

 

[Valentina]

Miss you love. mia

Miss u more dia

 

[palalisote]

Nitumie picha baby

haahahahah

 

[Fundisi Muhapa]

Wanaume huja kwa pakacha ikiwa ni mseto wa mazuri na yakerayo ya tabia, maumbile, akili, ustaarabu, n.k. Kua makini sana uchaguapo wa kuishi nae milele. Kwanza mdada lazima ujue unachokitaka ndipo uchague/uteue pakacha lako. Haitakaa itokee upate mwanaume mwenye kila kitu kizuri. Narudia, HAITAKAA ITOKEE.

Siku hizi wadada wanatafuta mwanaume mkamilifu. Na wanaume nao bahati mbaya sana wameaminishwa unaweza kuwa bora kwa kila jambo. La hasha! Small wonder ndoa za siku hizi hazidumu. Vya kukera vipo kila upande dada zangu. Tuvumiliane na sote tujifunze kuangalia mazuri na undani wa mwenza tarajali. Wanigeria wana msemo wao; ukifumba macho yako usione mabaya yanayopita, hata yale mazuri yanayoandamana nayo hutayaona...

 

[NANDERA]

- kuvua suruali na kuiacha chini
-kuingia ndani na viatu wakati tunadeki
-kuandikiwa sms ndefuuuu ye anajibu ."ok"
-kumaliza ugomvi kwa kusema "hayaishi"
-kutoa hela na kuuliza "enh kwani umefanyia nini'
kutoa compliments kimoyomoyo but complains kiwaziwazi
-kufutia viatu vitambaa /nguo yyte iliyopo mbele yake
-kuweka miguu juu ya meza
enhenhenhenhrnhe vitu vidogooooooooooooo ila vinatukeeeeeeeeeeera!

-kuoga na kuacha sabuni na dodoki chini wakati alivikuta kwenye holders
-kukojoa na kuacha mitone ya mikojo kwenye choo hasa vyoo vya kukalia
-kulala bila kupiga mswaki halafu alfajiri morning glory anataka denda, ptuuuuu
-kumaliza jusi yote kwenye friji bila kujali wengine watakunywa nini
-kula mapaja na vidari na kuachia watoto na mke shingo na mgongo wa kuku
- kurudi nyumbani saa 7 usiku akiwa amelewa na kesho yake saa 4 kwenda bar kuzimua na kupata supu huku nyumbani mke na watoto wakigombania viandazi na chai ya rangi, kisha kupitiliza huko huko na washkaji mpaka saa 7 tena jumamosi na jumapili. Hovyo kabisa!
-mama katoka, huku nyuma mtoto anajisaidia na baba anamwacha aungue na mikojo mpaka mamake arudi!