Da'Vinci
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Hapana mpenz nilisema vile kama utani tu.
Mm sina mchepuko mpenz
Kwan mchepuko gani huyo??
Nakupenda mwenzio usinifanyie hivyoo
Hapana mpenz nilisema vile kama utani tu.Si ungeuliza na sababu za kukukana!!!
Umetukandia wadada weusi, unadhani bado ntabaki kwako? Mi cheusi mwenzio.
Alafu nilikufuma unaongea maneno matamu na mdada mwingine!!! Na kufuatilia nikagundua kua uko nae! Mi uchepuko siuwezi.
TEACHER... look at the sky very well.
STUDENTS... : we are looking.. Sir
TEACHER... ok.. What do you see...??.
STUDENTS... Clouds...
TEACHER.. Did you see God..
STUDENTS... Nooo.....
TEACHER.... Which means there is no God....
(after that they went back to the class )
TEACHER.... Any Question?
DASHA.... I have question sir....
TEACHER...... Yes go on...
DASHA.... Sir can you please remove your cap.....
TEACHER... Of course yes...
DASHA.... Look at his head very well and tell me what you see ....
STUDENTS... We can see hair skin and so on....
DASHA.... did you see his Brain...???...
STUDENTS... Nooo..
DASHA ....ok Which means our teacher has no Brain... ..
(teacher fainted)
Mmmh!!! Sijui anaitwa nani viile!!! Nikikumbuka jina ntakwambia!!! Na kukutag nilipopata uthibitisho.Hapana mpenz nilisema vile kama utani tu.
Mm sina mchepuko mpenz
Kwan mchepuko gani huyo??
Nakupenda mwenzio usinifanyie hivyoo
Iko poa, vp pande hizo
Niambie LeeMkuu
Anasheherrekea kuuza kiwanja cha mtaaa wa sitaNaomba mniambie alipo Bitoz
Kugufulika tu...mvua kwa sana tu, ulipotea mdau au ndo masuala ya kurudishuleni kuchukua cheti ili kujiandaa na yanayoweza kujiri🙂
Mmhu acha hivo bana huyu ni lee empire ndio kakujaza mauongo baada ya kuona sipoMmmh!!! Sijui anaitwa nani viile!!! Nikikumbuka jina ntakwambia!!! Na kukutag nilipopata uthibitisho.
Umemmis??Naomba mniambie alipo Bitoz
Mondray pasua kichwaSi ungeuliza na sababu za kukukana!!!
Umetukandia wadada weusi, unadhani bado ntabaki kwako? Mi cheusi mwenzio.
Alafu nilikufuma unaongea maneno matamu na mdada mwingine!!! Na kufuatilia nikagundua kua uko nae! Mi uchepuko siuwezi.
Hapana mpenz nilisema vile kama utani tu.
Mm sina mchepuko mpenz
Kwan mchepuko gani huyo??
Nakupenda mwenzio usinifanyie hivyoo
Uko byee??Niambie Lee
Teeteeeeeeh ....mmi tena??Mmhu acha hivo bana huyu ni lee empire ndio kakujaza mauongo baada ya kuona sipo
WalaaaMmhu acha hivo bana huyu ni lee empire ndio kakujaza mauongo baada ya kuona sipo
Ugomvi wa wapenda nao wala usiuingilie!!! Mi bado nampenda Mondray ivooo!Mondray pasua kichwa
NdioUmemmis??
hahahhah malkia nashkuru kwa kunijari dear nilikua nakutania bana kumbe unanipendaKakufanyaje mumie naomba niwe middlemen
hahhahah et anibembeleze kwa pmHivi umemfanyaje mwenzio lakini? ???akiondoka ntakulaumu, em mbembeleze hata kwa pm