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[Lee]

Bora umeona uongo wa mkeo..! She doesn't deserve you..

 

[Nyagei]

Wao wana nyota ya tembele..ila sio kwamba wanakula Matembele...


Halafu pia unajua hadhi ya matembele? Nadhani hapa umeelewa sasa..

Hapana siifahamu hadhi yake nijuze tafadhali

 

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Hahahaha hapana hajafanya hivyo

Mama mchunga kuwa mkweli...! Oohh

Mbonaa alimtaka mapema

Kumbeee! Mbona hiyo post ya juu anakana sasa?

 

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kumbe ile ndio sukari guru sasa pm nije kufanya nn tena

Uje nikunong'oneze lingine...

 

[Mwinyi_ole_mushi]

Una utani na clkey

Hahahahaha

 

[Da'Vinci]

Namlinda na watu kama mondray

Kwani mondray yy yupoje Mbona unampakazia

 

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Muuleze nipo na cute girl wangu paprika

Ila wewe utulie sasa! Sio akija mwanamke mpya hapa makapuku unaruka naye tena

Get settled now!

 

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Hapana siifahamu hadhi yake nijuze tafadhali

Umeletewa wali nyama na wali matembele...?

Which one do you take first?

 

[Da'Vinci]

Ila wewe utulie sasa! Sio akija mwanamke mpya hapa makapuku unaruka naye tena

Get settled now!

Nimetulia mkuu wengi hua tuna jokes sana

 

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Hahahaaa! Piga chini...nikupe kifaa kingine kiko jukwaa flani hivi..

 

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Nimetulia mkuu wengi hua tuna jokes sana

Hahahaaa!

 

[Da'Vinci]

Hahahaaa! Piga chini...nikupe kifaa kingine kiko jukwaa flani hivi..

Who !!!!!!!

 

[Da'Vinci]

Hahahaaa!

Nipo na Paprika mrembo wangu

 

[Shunie]

ni kweli et sistahili kuwa na ww

 

[Nyagei]

Umeletewa wali nyama na wali matembele...?

Which one do you take first?

Wali Nyama sababu nimekulia mbugani

Kumbe ndio maana yako hapo nimeelewa

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[Shunie]

Uje nikunong'oneze lingine...

we ongea hapa hapa au mwambie lee atanifikishia ujumbe

 

[Shunie]

Hahahaaa! Piga chini...nikupe kifaa kingine kiko jukwaa flani hivi..

mpe tu kwakweli kama yupo tayari

 

[Hb wa Ilala]

..Happy womens day kwa wale wa jinsia ya Eva

 

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Who !!!!!!!

Mbona uko shocked mzee?

Una kifaa kule nini?

 

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Wali Nyama sababu nimekulia mbugani

Kumbe ndio maana yako hapo nimeelewa

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Eeeh! Napendaga watu wanaoelewa baada ya mwalimi kutoka darasani..

Huwa hawasahau; asante kwa kuelewa.