shululu
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Tukiacha unazi, welbeck ni mchezaji mzuri, Sema majeruhi tu yanamuandama
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shululu
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Leo yamekuwa hayo tena
Nyagei
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Nyagei
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Swali:
[emoji2] Kwanini sasa majeraha yamuandame kama ana miguu ya plastic vile
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Werrason
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UJUMBE WA LEO...
Mwanamke na mwanaume walikuwa wakiendesha magari tofauti, yakagongana. Magari yote yakaharibika vibaya kwani ajali ilikuwa mbaya na ilisababishwa na uzembe wa mwanamke.
Pamoja na magari yao kuharibika vibaya cha kushangaza kati yao hakuna aliyeumia. Walipojivuta kutoka kwenye magari, mwanamke akasema, "Wewe ni mwanaume!...inafurahisha sana, na mimi ni mwanamke. Angalia magari yetu, hakuna kilichobakia lakini bahati nzuri hakuna aliyeumia. Lazima hii ni ishara kutoka kwa Mungu kwamba tuwe marafiki na tuishi pamoja kwa siku zote za maisha yetu zilizobakia".
Mwanaume akajibu, "Nakubaliana na wewe kabisa. Lazima hii ni ishara kutoka kwa Mungu".
Mwanamke akaendelea "...na angalia huu muujiza mwingine, gari yangu imeharibiwa vibaya, lakini chupa hii ya mvinyo (wine) haikuvunjika. Kwa kweli, mungu anataka tunywe mvinyo huu na kusheherekea tulivyo na bahati nzuri.
Mwanamke akampa Mwanaume ile chupa. Mwanaume akainamisha kichwa kutoa ishara ya kukubali. Mwanaume akaifungua na kunywa nusu ya mvinyo na kumrudishia mwanamke.
Mwanamke akachukua chupa, akafunga kizibo haraka na kumrudishia tena mwanaume.
Mwanaume akauliza "Haunywi hata kidogo?"
Mwanamke akajibu "Hapana, nadhani nitasubiri POLISI waje kuchukua ushahidi wao (KOSA LA DEREVA KUENDESHA GARI HUKU AMELEWA)."
UMEJIFUNZA NINI?
1. Adam amekula tunda tena!
2. Wanaume hawajifunzi kamwe!
3. Wanawake hawabadiliki!
Jumamosi Njema.
Mwanamke na mwanaume walikuwa wakiendesha magari tofauti, yakagongana. Magari yote yakaharibika vibaya kwani ajali ilikuwa mbaya na ilisababishwa na uzembe wa mwanamke.
Pamoja na magari yao kuharibika vibaya cha kushangaza kati yao hakuna aliyeumia. Walipojivuta kutoka kwenye magari, mwanamke akasema, "Wewe ni mwanaume!...inafurahisha sana, na mimi ni mwanamke. Angalia magari yetu, hakuna kilichobakia lakini bahati nzuri hakuna aliyeumia. Lazima hii ni ishara kutoka kwa Mungu kwamba tuwe marafiki na tuishi pamoja kwa siku zote za maisha yetu zilizobakia".
Mwanaume akajibu, "Nakubaliana na wewe kabisa. Lazima hii ni ishara kutoka kwa Mungu".
Mwanamke akaendelea "...na angalia huu muujiza mwingine, gari yangu imeharibiwa vibaya, lakini chupa hii ya mvinyo (wine) haikuvunjika. Kwa kweli, mungu anataka tunywe mvinyo huu na kusheherekea tulivyo na bahati nzuri.
Mwanamke akampa Mwanaume ile chupa. Mwanaume akainamisha kichwa kutoa ishara ya kukubali. Mwanaume akaifungua na kunywa nusu ya mvinyo na kumrudishia mwanamke.
Mwanamke akachukua chupa, akafunga kizibo haraka na kumrudishia tena mwanaume.
Mwanaume akauliza "Haunywi hata kidogo?"
Mwanamke akajibu "Hapana, nadhani nitasubiri POLISI waje kuchukua ushahidi wao (KOSA LA DEREVA KUENDESHA GARI HUKU AMELEWA)."
UMEJIFUNZA NINI?
1. Adam amekula tunda tena!
2. Wanaume hawajifunzi kamwe!
3. Wanawake hawabadiliki!
Jumamosi Njema.
shululu
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Umekuwa kama kocha wako, anaenda kucheza Liverpool anasema hana historia nzuri na Liverpool wanapokuwa nyumbani, ndio wewe Sasa
Nyagei
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Mfungwa kumualika Raisi hii imekaaje?
Kitombise
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[emoji23] Tumewauzia garasa
Pwa pwaaa pwapwapwaaa...
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Kitombise
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Delila vs Samson
Kitombise
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[emoji85] Na j3 tunawafunga kama tulivyowapa kicha Leicester city
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Nyagei
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Alikuwa kazini mbona RVP aliwafunga nje ndani ni kwa sababu yupo kwenye majukumu yake
shululu
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Na wattford je [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]
Mkushi Da Gama
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sisi sio watu wa mchezomchezo[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]
Nyagei
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Adam kala tena tunda
Kitombise
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Ile mechi tulilogwa
Na hilo kalithibitisha mganga wetu wa timu Manyaunyau
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Kitombise
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Tuko fit sasa hv hvyo ushindi ni lazima
shululu
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Mkushi Da Gama
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Liverpool atakuwa muhanga wa kipigo
Kitombise
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[emoji41] @edzen kimario yuko wapi?
Maana leo wana mechi na Leicester city saa 8 mchana
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