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[makaveli10]

 

[makaveli10]

Umeyataka mwenyewe...na hunipati ng'o!!!

 

[makaveli10]

Jonax ni kijana mzuri tu kasoro bangi nyingi sanaa

Anapiga mneli!!!??

Lakin mbona mneli ni fresh tuu

 

[Glenn]

Wala

 

[Kitombise]

Sikuazimi we jipendekeze

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Bora nivae mitumba

 

[Glenn]

Mi ninachoanzisha sisemi kwanza kuna "matapeli wa idea" nishawahi kuibiwa project na watu niliowaamini halafu now inabamba
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Ni hatari kuweka mambo hadharani kabla hujaanzisha

 

[makaveli10]

Nimeibua papper hii mahali fulani. Vipanga wa mahesabu tusaidie kuujua ukweli

``` MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER ```
_Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS._

```1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is selling vegitable genge your combined household income is less than 2mil. Your daughter who is awaiting NACTE results is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 2mil. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife 1,000/- for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10,000/- in bars and resturant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142(20 marks)

BEST OF LUCK!

Refer to philosophical regression analytic approarch. Calculators allowed.```

Very simple.. Baadae nipe maswali yako, nikuwekee mambo sawa.. Ila ni masaa 3.

 

[Jimena]

Mean hi youtube Mbona Quality nzuri tu...au bando

Labda kwako wewe ndio unaona nzuri ila kiuhalisia ni low quality

 

[Glenn]

Anapiga mneli!!!??

Lakin mbona mneli ni fresh tuu

Naanza kuwa na waswas na wewe

 

[Kitombise]

Weka picha

 

[makaveli10]

Mwombee adui yako aishi ck nyingi

Hahaa.. Nyama we, mie sina uadui nawe.. Nimeagizwa upendo..


Kasikilize i aint mad at cha!! Ya tupac utanielewa.. Kuku kasoro manyoya..

 

[Jimena]

Nimeibua papper hii mahali fulani. Vipanga wa mahesabu tusaidie kuujua ukweli

``` MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER ```
_Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS._

```1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is selling vegitable genge your combined household income is less than 2mil. Your daughter who is awaiting NACTE results is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 2mil. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife 1,000/- for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10,000/- in bars and resturant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142(20 marks)

BEST OF LUCK!

Refer to philosophical regression analytic approarch. Calculators allowed.```

Nilipoona linahusisha hesabu tu wala sijahangaika nalo

 

[Bitoz]

Ni hatari kuweka mambo hadharani kabla hujaanzisha

Mfano jamaa kasema hapa ataanzisha "kuhusu" sasa mtu anaiba wazo zen anaenda kuanzisha fasta
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[Glenn]

Labda kwako wewe ndio unaona nzuri ila kiuhalisia ni low quality

My sissy

 

[makaveli10]

Mim zaid

Hata wewe, nilikumc chafu yangu

 

[Bitoz]

Bora nivae mitumba

Si useme unavaa kaniki km kibibi fulani kichawi

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[makaveli10]

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Mie acha nife maskini... Sichez michezo hyo mie..

"Michezo gani, hamna hata kutegea bhana"

 

[Glenn]

Mfano jamaa kasema hapa ataanzisha "kuhusu" sasa mtu anaiba wazo zen anaenda kuanzisha fasta
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Uko sahihi, kuna watu wanasaka aidia nzuri na hii inalipa sana coz ndoa nyingi ziko taabani watu wanasaka suluhu, wakisiKia kuna mtu wa aina hii wanamiminika tu

 

[Kitombise]

Anapiga mneli!!!??

Lakin mbona mneli ni fresh tuu

Karibuni Launch

 

[makaveli10]

Ushauri mzuri
Vilevile sitaongelea siasa ni sumu siku hizi labda kuweka habari tu

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Siasa ni sumu sana.. Hasa kwa wengine kama sisi tusiopenda masiasa ndio kabsa unakimbiza mtu... Pia kwenye pande mbili lazima uegemee upande mmoja ndio hapo sasa wale wa upande wa pili unawachukia..