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[Glenn]

Hi!!

Naona unanikwepa na kunipiga mawe kwa mbali, sawa tu, ole wako nikubambe ck moja utasema yote

 

[Sweetiepie]

Itakuwa ulikuwa umemficha....sio buree

Hata sifahamu alikuwa wapi

 

[Sweetiepie]

Yeye ruksa..

Sio vichenchede vingine..

 

[Glenn]

Kwani ana undugu na jonax??

Ohoooo kuna member alileta kiherehere cha kugombea shamba lake, alimtumia radi jamaa aliaga mchana kweupe hajulikani aliko

 

[Sweetiepie]

Naona unanikwepa na kunipiga mawe kwa mbali, sawa tu, ole wako nikubambe ck moja utasema yote

Umeyataka mwenyewe...na hunipati ng'o!!!

 

[Glenn]

Kwani ana undugu na jonax??

Jonax ni kijana mzuri tu kasoro bangi nyingi sanaa

 

[Tetramelyz]

Hata sifahamu alikuwa wapi

Nipe sababu ya kukuamini

 

[makaveli10]

Hivi Quigley yuko wapi?? tangu ule usiku wa kinyang'anyiro cha 100k sijamuona tena humu...au hamjaligundua hilo family???

Nahis majukumu tu.. Japo hatuwez jua maana kuna mengi.. Maradhi, umauti n.k.. Bt hope majukumu tuu, namuombea awe salama wa salmin

 

[Tetramelyz]

Ohoooo kuna member alileta kiherehere cha kugombea shamba lake, alimtumia radi jamaa aliaga mchana kweupe hajulikani aliko

......................naLOG-OUT sasa hivi

 

[Werrason]

Nimeibua papper hii mahali fulani. Vipanga wa mahesabu tusaidie kuujua ukweli

``` MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER ```
_Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS._

```1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is selling vegitable genge your combined household income is less than 2mil. Your daughter who is awaiting NACTE results is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 2mil. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife 1,000/- for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10,000/- in bars and resturant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142(20 marks)

BEST OF LUCK!

Refer to philosophical regression analytic approarch. Calculators allowed.```

 

[makaveli10]

Sinaga hayo mkuu
Ingekua ishu ya pesa hapo sawa

Nafurah kuona uko poa mkuu.. Tulikumc.

 

[Tetramelyz]

Jonax ni kijana mzuri tu kasoro bangi nyingi sanaa

Haahaaa... Ulishawahi kutumiwa radi ??

 

[Glenn]

Haahaaa... Ulishawahi kutumiwa radi ??

Kwangu hawawezi nami ni kiboko yao

 

[Glenn]

Nahis majukumu tu.. Japo hatuwez jua maana kuna mengi.. Maradhi, umauti n.k.. Bt hope majukumu tuu, namuombea awe salama wa salmin

Mwombee adui yako aishi ck nyingi

 

[Glenn]

......................naLOG-OUT sasa hivi

Tena kimbiana ushuzi juuu

 

[makaveli10]

Acha uboya
Kuna blogger namwandikiaga kwa "makubaliano"
Mpango ni kuanzisha blog yangu sema nasikia ukiwa maarufu ndo unapata matangazo
Hiyo ndo shida
................

Hakuna anaezaliwa na umaarufu.. Fanya kazi nzur yenye ubora, kila mtu atakutambua na atataman kufanya kazj nawe..

Juhudi huzidi kipaji..
Kila la kher mkuu.
Kwa mengine zaid tutataftana

 

[Kitombise]

Acha uboya
Kuna blogger namwandikiaga kwa "makubaliano"
Mpango ni kuanzisha blog yangu sema nasikia ukiwa maarufu ndo unapata matangazo
Hiyo ndo shida
................

Mzee wa kupigilia pamba za kijanja

 

[makaveli10]

Hamjambo familia?

Hatujambo, vip hali kiongozi?!

 

[Glenn]

Nimeibua papper hii mahali fulani. Vipanga wa mahesabu tusaidie kuujua ukweli

``` MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER ```
_Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS._

```1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s (a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is selling vegitable genge your combined household income is less than 2mil. Your daughter who is awaiting NACTE results is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 2mil. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife 1,000/- for a pot of soup, but you spend over 10,000/- in bars and resturant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142(20 marks)

BEST OF LUCK!

Refer to philosophical regression analytic approarch. Calculators allowed.```

Duuuh mtihani huu wengi wataukimbia unachoma sana

 

[Glenn]

Nafurah kuona uko poa mkuu.. Tulikumc.

Mim zaid