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Horseshoe Arch · Jul 25, 2016

Szczesny said:
Mkuu ujue una jiweka hatarin maisha yako, eb jitahid uwatafute wengine nenda kwa kina mss chaga na atoto huko
Ila jimena utapata tabu sana

Aliniacha huyo huyo unayemtaja kwa sababu ya tunayemgombania...ila wewe nakuweza huna madhara wala nini, weka cheti chako hapa na cv ihakikiwe kama mimi jana kisha tumwachie mwenye moyo wake aamue...

Bailly5 · Jul 25, 2016

Zuzu alioa mke mwerevu sana.

Mara baada ya miezi minne na nusu mke aka zaa. Zuzu akazusha kweli:

Mume: Nitakupa talaka uende kwenu. Utazaaje mtoto baada ya miezi minne na nusu. Kwani ni kuku wa kizungu![emoji15]

Mke: Mswalie mtume mume wangu, hebu kaa chini tufanye hisabu.

Wewe tangu unioe ni miezi mingapi?

Mume: Minne na nusu tu!

Mke: Na mimi tangu niolewe ni miezi mingapi?
Mume: Minne na nusu!

Mke: Sasa "nne na nusu na nne na nusu"total ni miezi mingapi?

Mume: Loooooo sorry darling, wallahi nilikua nisha kudhania vibaya.

Loooohhhh...... [emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

Jimena · Jul 25, 2016

Th Name said:
Zuzu alioa mke mwerevu sana.

Mara baada ya miezi minne na nusu mke aka zaa. Zuzu akazusha kweli:

Mume: Nitakupa talaka uende kwenu. Utazaaje mtoto baada ya miezi minne na nusu. Kwani ni kuku wa kizungu![emoji15]

Mke: Mswalie mtume mume wangu, hebu kaa chini tufanye hisabu.

Wewe tangu unioe ni miezi mingapi?

Mume: Minne na nusu tu!

Mke: Na mimi tangu niolewe ni miezi mingapi?
Mume: Minne na nusu!

Mke: Sasa "nne na nusu na nne na nusu"total ni miezi mingapi?

Mume: Loooooo sorry darling, wallahi nilikua nisha kudhania vibaya.

Loooohhhh...... [emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

Hili kweli zuzu

Horseshoe Arch · Jul 25, 2016

Th Name said:
Zuzu alioa mke mwerevu sana.

Mara baada ya miezi minne na nusu mke aka zaa. Zuzu akazusha kweli:

Mume: Nitakupa talaka uende kwenu. Utazaaje mtoto baada ya miezi minne na nusu. Kwani ni kuku wa kizungu![emoji15]

Mke: Mswalie mtume mume wangu, hebu kaa chini tufanye hisabu.

Wewe tangu unioe ni miezi mingapi?

Mume: Minne na nusu tu!

Mke: Na mimi tangu niolewe ni miezi mingapi?
Mume: Minne na nusu!

Mke: Sasa "nne na nusu na nne na nusu"total ni miezi mingapi?

Mume: Loooooo sorry darling, wallahi nilikua nisha kudhania vibaya.

Loooohhhh...... [emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

Uuuuwiii...Zuzu chenga sana!

Werrason · Jul 25, 2016

shululu said:
Hizi imani hizi mbaya sana, na wewe umemwamini kabisa

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Bailly5 · Jul 25, 2016

Jimena said:
Hili kweli zuzu

Bila ubishi kabisa

Bailly5 · Jul 25, 2016

Horseshoe Arch said:
Uuuuwiii...Zuzu chenga sana!

Zuzu amezuzuka

Szczesny · Jul 25, 2016

Top 10 zina tokota jikoni

Daviie · Jul 25, 2016

wakuu samahani, naomben mmoja anielez jinsi gani ya kumtag mtu inanitatiza sana

Bitoz · Jul 25, 2016

Daviie said:
wakuu samahani, naomben mmoja anielez jinsi gani ya kumtag mtu inanitatiza sana

Weka@zen jina lake bila kuruka nafasi mfano @ Bitoz lkn usiache hiyo nafasi nimeweka km mfano
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TODAYS · Jul 25, 2016

Mkuu nakuona katika ubora wa hali ya juu [emoji3] !.

Bitoz said:
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Bitoz · Jul 25, 2016

TODAYS said:
Mkuu nakuona katika ubora wa hali ya juu [emoji3] !.

Fix hizo ndugu
Afrika tumezoea ndumba hadi baiskeli inaweza kuburuta gari
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Jimena · Jul 25, 2016

Szczesny said:
Top 10 zina tokota jikoni

Waiting

Daviie · Jul 25, 2016

Bitoz thanks. Nilijua itaonyesha utofaut flan kumbe ni kawaida tu km maneno mengine.

Bitoz · Jul 25, 2016

Daviie said:
Bitoz thanks. Nilijua itaonyesha utofaut flan kumbe ni kawaida tu km maneno mengine.

Haina kwere
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Bitoz · Jul 25, 2016

Th Name said:
Zuzu alioa mke mwerevu sana.

Mara baada ya miezi minne na nusu mke aka zaa. Zuzu akazusha kweli:

Mume: Nitakupa talaka uende kwenu. Utazaaje mtoto baada ya miezi minne na nusu. Kwani ni kuku wa kizungu![emoji15]

Mke: Mswalie mtume mume wangu, hebu kaa chini tufanye hisabu.

Wewe tangu unioe ni miezi mingapi?

Mume: Minne na nusu tu!

Mke: Na mimi tangu niolewe ni miezi mingapi?
Mume: Minne na nusu!

Mke: Sasa "nne na nusu na nne na nusu"total ni miezi mingapi?

Mume: Loooooo sorry darling, wallahi nilikua nisha kudhania vibaya.

Loooohhhh...... [emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]

Hana tofauti na Babu jinga
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Bailly5 · Jul 25, 2016

Bitoz said:
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Hana tofauti na Babu jinga
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lukesam · Jul 25, 2016

Makapuku za Leo??

Bitoz · Jul 25, 2016

Th Name said:
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Szczesny · Jul 25, 2016

Duuuh
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Mafail ya 10 kubwa yamepotea

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