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[EMMYGUY]

JF Makapuku 🙂🙂

Karibu Mkuu.

 

[Linamo]

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Nakugawa bure bila malipo wallah[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[sumbai]

Habari nzuri kaka. Asante kwa kunimiss hata mie nilimiss uwepo wako kwangu. Nimerudi rasmi, tuwe pamoja kaka.

Nlikukumbuka saaana kiongozi....

Asante kaka.

 

[Patience123]

Mzima mamy

Mzima mamy, Nala raha na sumbai

 

[Werrason]

MKE: Mme wangu, hivi kumvalisha nepi mtoto kwa kingereza wanasemaje?

MME: Duh kweli nimeoa mke kilaza, unashindwa hata hio?

Mke: Jamani basi mwenzangu kipanga unaejua ngeli niambie.

MME: Yani unashindwa kusema "Kidnapping"


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[Camilo Cienfuegos]

A Kongoman
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Uliza sasa bei ya hiyo koti?

 

[Linamo]

sumbai yuko mwanza ndiyo maana[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]. Alafu mimi najua kwamba uko sumbawanga.

nipo sumbawanga yani usije ukajaribu kucheza na mimi maana nitamuambia Bibi yangu[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[sumbai]

Hapo nimekupata mkuu, ila mie niliandika rabaeka kwa maana nimeitikia wito

Mkuu vip kapuku

 

[ZING SOKONI]

Nakugawa bure bila malipo wallah[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] usinigawe buawana.

 

[Camilo Cienfuegos]

Poa mkuu,umeishaikimbia baridi ya lushoto?

Nishakimbia, si unajua mzoea vya kuchinja, vya kunyonga haviwezi.

 

[ZING SOKONI]

nipo sumbawanga yani usije ukajaribu kucheza na mimi maana nitamuambia Bibi yangu[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125]

Kama vipi fanya basi mpango hawa jamaa wasizime hizi simu zetu.

 

[Linamo]

Mzima mamy, Nala raha na sumbai

Kula raha my Wii maisha yenyewe mafupi. Acha jambilo ajidai hazitaki mbichi kumbe anakauka koo[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji125] [emoji125] [emoji125]

 

[Linamo]

MKE: Mme wangu, hivi kumvalisha nepi mtoto kwa kingereza wanasemaje?

MME: Duh kweli nimeoa mke ******, unashindwa hata hio?

Mke: Jamani basi mwenzangu kipanga unaejua ngeli niambie.

MME: Yani unashindwa kusema "Kidnapping"


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Uwiii lugha ya kuja na meli ni tatizo

 

[ZING SOKONI]

Mzima mamy, Nala raha na sumbai

Aisee

 

[Camilo Cienfuegos]

MKE: Mme wangu, hivi kumvalisha nepi mtoto kwa kingereza wanasemaje?

MME: Duh kweli nimeoa mke ******, unashindwa hata hio?

Mke: Jamani basi mwenzangu kipanga unaejua ngeli niambie.

MME: Yani unashindwa kusema "Kidnapping"


[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

duuh...

 

[sumbai]

Le famile, amani iwe nanyi[emoji113]

Amani iwe nawe

 

[sumbai]

JF Makapuku 🙂🙂

Welcome kijana

 

[ZING SOKONI]

MKE: Mme wangu, hivi kumvalisha nepi mtoto kwa kingereza wanasemaje?

MME: Duh kweli nimeoa mke ******, unashindwa hata hio?

Mke: Jamani basi mwenzangu kipanga unaejua ngeli niambie.

MME: Yani unashindwa kusema "Kidnapping"


[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Huyu atakuwa mchungaji.

 

[Patience123]

Aisee

Ndiyo

 

[Bitoz]

Uliza sasa bei ya hiyo koti?

Sh 500/ yy atasema ni 100000
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