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[Obe]

Zaidi ya raha

Sema huku kuna anko wangu anaitwa Obe najua atakupokea vzuri japo mda huu katekwa na anayejulikana

...anko, sikutekwa na anayejulikana, nilikuwa hapa kikosi cha mizinga nimechelewa mara paap husna muba akanipigia simu kuwa nisichelewe

 

[Obe]

Asantee wiii jaman mu wakarimu nyie mpk najihisi kupaa

.....sio kupaa tu, ngoja nije nikupaishe ufike kileleni.
Unatumiaga kinywaji gani kwanza?

 

[Husna Muba]

Mxiiew kichwa chako

Changu ndio

 

[Obe]

Haya mrs dr. Luis shika...

duh, nishakuwa Dr Luis Shika tajiri wa taifa zima, Itapendeza sana ukijitokeza na kufuta kauli yako kwa mpenzi wangu

 

[Mkushi Da Gama]

Ss hatumlingishii mtu tushindwe kubebika kisa humu ndani kuna mabachelor wazoefu

Bachelor kikongwe Mkushi

 

[Obe]

Karibu Love,ubarikiwe sana mum

...BH, umeshakula? Leo najisikia mahaba tu ya kukuuliza kama umekula

 

[Mndali ndanyelakakomu]

 

[Lee]

...anko, sikutekwa na anayejulikana, nilikuwa hapa kikosi cha mizinga nimechelewa mara paap husna muba akanipigia simu kuwa nisichelewe

Najua hapo umechezesha akili kama siku ile

 

[Obe]

.....mdau, mbona hukaribishi mgeni?

 

[Lee]

.....mdau, mbona hukaribishi mgeni?

Unaona ukimuita shemeji utanenepa au

 

[Mndali ndanyelakakomu]

.....mdau, mbona hukaribishi mgeni?

Nimekaribisha mda mrefu sana ila naona mgeni ameenda kupasha kiporo

 

[Obe]

Najua hapo umechezesha akili kama siku ile

...siku ile ilikuwa ni noma, hivi aunt hakukugundua kweli maana yule dada alijipulizia marashi makali hadi mwenye mafua anaya'sikia' mix ya revola soap na gift of zanzibar

 

[Obe]

Unaona ukimuita shemeji utanenepa au

...ngoja kwanza, si tulielewana tusiharibiane, maana nikimuita shemeji tu mara Husna anaanza maswali na ni bora nikaenda kuchukuliwa maelezo polisi, yeye ananiswalisha na kunipima mkojo

 

[Mndali ndanyelakakomu]

Hongera kwa kuwa mkubwa na kumiliki mtoto mzuri

.....mdau, mbona hukaribishi mgeni?

Shemeji karibu sana

 

[Obe]

Nimekaribisha mda mrefu sana ila naona mgeni ameenda kupasha kiporo

...basi alipopotea na wewe ukapotea nikajua hicho kiporo kinapashwa kwa heater. sasa mbona wewwe umewahi kurudi, au kiporo kilikuwa kichache cha fasta tu

 

[Shunie]

...BH, umeshakula? Leo najisikia mahaba tu ya kukuuliza kama umekula

Hela unampa mama yangu au unamuulizia tu bure kama kala

 

[Shunie]

Bachelor kikongwe Mkushi

Mkushi hiyo avatar inatisha ujue

 

[Lee]

...siku ile ilikuwa ni noma, hivi aunt hakukugundua kweli maana yule dada alijipulizia marashi makali hadi mwenye mafua anaya'sikia' mix ya revola soap na gift of zanzibar

 

[Shunie]

.....sio kupaa tu, ngoja nije nikupaishe ufike kileleni.
Unatumiaga kinywaji gani kwanza?

Mh namuona mgeni akipeperuka

 

[Obe]