MAKALIO!!..MAKALIO!!..finaly yamemuua anko wangu!


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ama kweli tamaa mbaya sana. Mimi nimempoteza mjomba wangu kwaajili ya hayo makalio. Mjomba wangu anaitwa rutashobwa mugemuzi. Alikuwa mwanasheria kitaaluma! Kwa kweli alikuwa mdhaifu sana kwa wanawake wenye makalio makubwa. Yani asimuone mwanamke mwenye makalio akili yote inahama! Mbaya zaidi hakuwa akitumia kinga! Miaka mitatu iliyopita alimpata dada mmoja hivi kutoka tanga! Kwa kweli huyu dada alikuwa kajaaliwa nyuma jamani! Mjomba wangu akamgegeda sana mpaka akachoka. Kumbe huyu dada alikuwa ana ngoma banah! Mwaka mmoja badae mjomba akaanza kuugua sana. Kumbe alikuwa ameshaukwaa tayari! Bahati mbaya alichelewa kuanza dozi then afya yake ikazidi kuwa mbaya. Mwaka jana tumemzika akiwa na kilo 8 hali inatisha. Kupitia waraka huu nawaonya wanaume wenzangu kuacha tamaa za ajabu. Najua humu jf kuna wadau wengi wa haya makalio a.k.a kabang! Shauri zenu mtakufa siku si zenu.
 
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Akili kumkichwa Ruttashobolwa upo wapi hebu kuja hapa
 
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Mmmmmh Ruttashobolwa mbona mdada mwenyewe mwwnye makalio yupo???
 
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We li Bishanga umesikia?
 
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Hivi bado kuna weanaume wanaendekeza mambo haya?

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Nakala kwa Madame B!
Chezeya hiyo kabang!...utajiri unaukalia kwenye sofa!

Bora umeleta hii uzi, maana kuna mburula mmoja kapandisha uzi huko anasema 'gari itaniua' maana wenye kabang wanamfuatafuata sana!
 
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Bei ya kondoo huanzia mkiani.
 
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no matter what! Kabang remain as a centre of excitement!
 
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Kabaang nöma
 
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I thought kabaaaaaaaang ni tigo kumbe ni makalio??
kweli lugha inapanuka sasa.
 
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