Majibu ya kukatana stim

[marejesho]

In a K/KOO mat,an elderly lady complaining about the music..Wekeni nyimbo za yesu'
Conductor: Mather,Yesu bado hajatoa album.......

Passenger: Kuna Kiti?
Conda:hao wengine wamekalia ndoo lakini wewe mambo safi usijali tutakupa kiti.
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Passenger: Kuna kiti ama ni Ule uwongo Wenu
Conda: Hehe,kama ulikuwa
unaogopa kukosa kiti c ungebeba chako!!
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Passenger: Punguza Sauti
Conda: Wewee,tuko na sheria za kutosha usituongeze zako
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Passenger: Bwana hii gari ina joto sana!!
Conda: Basi shuka upande fridge.
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Conda: Madam,kuna seats pale nyuma, ingia
Passenger: Siwezi kaa seats za nyuma, nataka mbele.
Conda: Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari.

Weekend Njema!

 

[Preta]

hii ya shuka upande friji imeniacha hoi hoi.....

 

[sulphadoxine]

Imekaa njema"yesu ajatoa album"

 

[Utamaduni]

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Conda: Madam,kuna seats pale nyuma,ingia
Passenger: Siwezi kaa seats za nyuma, nataka mbele.
Conda: Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gariWeekend Njema!

Teh Teh zimekaa njema sana hizi.........

Ila kwani Serikali imeshatangaza kuwa siku hizi Weekend inaanza Alhamis leo? loooh

 

[chrome]

hahaa...fridge imekaa vyema

 

[Cantalisia]

Haaaaa haaa,
Dah hii ya kuja na kiti chako lol!
Raha mpaka kumoyo!

 

[mikatabafeki]

mnh hii ya kwani seat nyingine zipo nje ya gari nayo imetiafora

 

[maliyamungu]

We kiboko

 

[MpigaKura]

In a K/KOO mat,an elderly lady complaining about the music..Wekeni nyimbo za yesu'
Conductor: Mather,Yesu bado hajatoa album.......


Passenger: Kuna Kiti?
Conda:hao wengine wamekalia ndoo lakini wewe mambo safi usijali tutakupa kiti.
**************


Passenger: Kuna kiti ama ni Ule uwongo Wenu
Conda: Hehe,kama ulikuwa
unaogopa kukosa kiti c ungebeba chako!!
**************

Passenger: Punguza Sauti
Conda: Wewee,tuko na sheria za kutosha usituongeze zako
**************

Passenger: Bwana hii gari ina joto sana!!
Conda: Basi shuka upande fridge.
************

Conda: Madam,kuna seats pale nyuma,ingia
Passenger: Siwezi kaa seats za nyuma, nataka mbele.
Conda: Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gariWeekend Njema!

Lol....namrukisha huyo konda kichurachura mpaka akonde 🙁

 

[Jalem]

Aaa! huyu jamaa amenifurahisa nimecheka peke yangu, hasa hii ya fridge imenifanyasiku kuwa poa.

 

[MpigaKura]

Halafu unapata majibu hayo ukiwa na waifuu au mtoto : HAPO HATACHIMBIKA

 

[Rosweeter]

Haaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, imenifurahisha sana.... kwa kweli majibu ya makonda sometimes yanaweza yakakuharibia siku nzima, we mkareeeee........

 

[Erickb52]

Duh zote bomba

 

[Nico jonas]

Jamaa umetisha,kama kuna joto shuka kapande friji,duu ama kwa hakika,lakin ukiangalia ni kweli,friji ndo lina baridi.

 

[ndyoko]

aisee, kweli dunia bado inakua, mweeeeeeeeee!

 

[Leonard Robert]

makubwa.

 

[Jaluo_Nyeupe]

Passenger: hapa tupo wapi?
Conda: ndani ya daladala.

 

[Rejao]

Aisee imekaa njema! Siyo kama zile copy n paste tulizozizoea

 

[Jaguar]

Passenger: hapa tupo wapi?
Conda: ndani ya daladala.

Buhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaah!,akha,akha,akhaaaah!

 

[Jaguar]

KONDA:Oya anti,choma ndani,siti za kumwaga zinakusubiri. ABIRIA:Mh,mbona gari yenyewe imejaa?. KONDA:Kwani hii ndoo ya maji mpaka ijae?