Mademu mnakera na hiki kitabia jamani.

[chifusongea]

Nimeingia club namwona Demu anakunywa ndovu lager namwomba kampani anakubali namwita waitress halafu Demu anaagiza Dompo.Aisee hii atalipa mwenyewe na nishamwambia waitress Mimi nalipia ndovu tu.
Pumbaaafu

 

[mbarika]

Usilipe mkuu jifanye unaenda kukojoa usepe mazima hii mijitu majizi sana

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Al junun funun alwak khalfan waheed!

 

[data]

Stupid you...!

 

[chifusongea]

Usilipe mkuu jifanye unaenda kukojoa usepe mazima hii mijitu majizi sana

Nimemwambia Gari nimepaki vibaya kumbe ndiyo nasepa

 

[mbarika]

Nimemwambia Gari nimepaki vibaya kumbe ndiyo nasepa

Bora hawa viumbe ni shida

 

[Donnie Charlie]

Huku tunakoenda watoto wa kike tutawapa priority kuliko hawa boys, yani issue ya dompo elfu kumi na tano unakuja kulia lia humu? Too bad!

 

[IGWE]

Lakn mbona kama umejipendekeza mwenyewe mkuu....pole lakn...!

 

[womanhood]

Mmh! Dompo tu ndo ukakimbia!! duuh!
Job true true

 

[platozoom]

Sasa ungemnunulia ndovu ngapi? Elf 15 ya dompo ni ndovu tatu tu club!! Na bado hata saa tano haijafika.

Tena naona huyo ana busara sana. Angeagiza ndovu angekutia hasara

 

[bushland]

Nimemwambia Gari nimepaki vibaya kumbe ndiyo nasepa

Mshamba we, huna maana kabisa, ngese likubwa wewe, nyoooooo

 

[bushland]

Mtu

Nimeingia club namwona Demu anakunywa ndovu lager namwomba kampani anakubali namwita waitress halafu Demu anaagiza Dompo.Aisee hii atalipa mwenyewe na nishamwambia waitress Mimi nalipia ndovu tu.
Pumbaaafu

Mwenyewe umepaukaaa, halafu unajidai kubonyeza kisimu chako hapa, nyooooooo

 

[Jimena]

Duuuu! Sasa ulimuitia nini mhudumu kumbe hela zenyewe za mawazo? Si ungeuchuna tu?

 

[cutemiss]

Nimeingia club namwona Demu anakunywa ndovu lager namwomba kampani anakubali namwita waitress halafu Demu anaagiza Dompo.Aisee hii atalipa mwenyewe na nishamwambia waitress Mimi nalipia ndovu tu.
Pumbaaafu

Umeamua kuja kunitangaza kwa sh. 10000 njoo nikulipie bili ya mwezi mzima

#jokes

 

[bushland]

Nimemwambia Gari nimepaki vibaya kumbe ndiyo nasepa

Kijitu chenyewe kifuuupi!!!! Utafikiri mchele, hapa mjini babuue

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Dompo ya sh elf kumi inakupigisha kelele, nyambafffff

 

[BoGotta]

Uwe unaenda club na maji yako ya kuchemsha kwenye birika na glass mbili tu, ice cubes utamwomba waitress ili kupunguza gharama zisizo za lazma.

 

[Gordita]

Ha ha ha aha kwann ukimbie wakati umemuomba kampani? Shabash nyie ndio mnaoishia kuita watu shemeji mfyuuu

 

[datz]

Mtu
Mwenyewe umepaukaaa, halafu unajidai kubonyeza kisimu chako hapa, nyooooooo

mbona umejaa sumu sana ilishawahi kukutokea nini dada

 

[abour]

Nimemwambia Gari nimepaki vibaya kumbe ndiyo nasepa

Acha kutulisha MILO braza,hyo club gani bongo unaletewa vinywaj kabla ya pesa(post paid) namm nije?