Love bite

[tamuuuuu]

Mahaba nilinde kwa jeshi kama ccm sijiwezi!

 

[Vin Diesel]

Wewe charminglady una nini nami..? Vin Diesel na Paloma wapi na wapi..?


Paloma yupo kajaa telee.. muulize huyo charminglady anataka kukunyima nini..?

Bora unisaidie sosoliso....huyu charminglady kila nikijieleza anaishia kumtaja Paloma....khaaaaa
Get over heeeeer.....

 

[Parata]

hahahhhhaaa!! mwanaume una majungu wewe.

ha ha si uongo kaja juu kwel kuanzia apate kipoza moyo

 

[Husninyo]

ha ha si uongo kaja juu kwel kuanzia apate kipoza moyo

wewe ushapata poozeo?

 

[Parata]

wewe ushapata poozeo?

bado nawinda Husninyo

 

[asakuta same]

mabesti hawafanyiani haya. umediskwalifai tayar

haya jibanie tu....

 

[Kongosho]

Hii sred hii, haya bana. Mahaba ni...

 

[Arushaone]

mahaba nipoteze hata jf nisionekane

What? Hapana aisee kama mahaba ya kukupoteza JF yashindwe na yalegee kiuno kudadadeki.

 

[love more than100]

Nina ndugu yangu amelakamika kuhusu mpenzi wake anaye mng'ata wakati wa "love making" amebaki na makovu na alama kila mahali. Kila akimuomba jamaa haelewi anamwambia kuwa ni kati ya vitu anavyohusudu kwenye mapenzi. je afanyeje kuondoa makovu na alama.Msaidieni jamani.

Ha ha haaa haaaaa MAHABA NIVURUGE KAMA BUNGE LA KATIBA.

 

[Mkoroshokigoli]

masai dada tangu upate mchumba wa temporary una mbwembwe

aaaaaah,mchumba wa temporary ndo wa sampuli gani????

 

[Husninyo]

bado nawinda Husninyo

usijali utapata. kuna watoto wakaree humu. endelea na mawindo.

 

[Husninyo]

haya jibanie tu....

uko poa lakin besti?

 

[Arushaone]

Hii sred hii, haya bana. Mahaba ni...

. . . . .Kila kitu except kung'atana.

Mzima wewe Konnie?

 

[Parata]

usijali utapata. kuna watoto wakaree humu. endelea na mawindo.

humu presha tu

 

[Arushaone]

uko poa lakin besti?

Hussy umeniita?

 

[Parata]

aaaaaah,mchumba wa temporary ndo wa sampuli gani????

muulize masai dada

 

[Arushaone]

aaaaaah,mchumba wa temporary ndo wa sampuli gani????

Two weeks love contract.

 

[Husninyo]

humu presha tu

presha labda uzitake mwenyewe tu sam.

 

[Mentor]

Ahahaha love bite kama ni hii niifamuyo mimi huisha baada ya siku moja bana hata alama haionekani kabisa...i guess mshikaji anang'ata kabisa!!!


Mahaba gani hayo ka chanjo ya polio!!!

 

[Malaika AD]

hahhaah mahaba nipoteze kama ndege ya malaysia

Ha ha haaaa mbavu zangu mie