laugh out loud loooooool

[Bishop Hiluka]

teh teh teh. Hata mm ningeazimwa yangenikuta hayo ila mm kingeanza kuchongwa kidole kwanza.

Hahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Uwwwwwiiiiiiiiii!!!You're crazy! You made my day...

 

[driller]

Basi pata na hii.....

This seem fair what do u think? Husband & his wife agreed dat anytym dey wnt 2 v sex, dey wil cal it 'Fone call' so dat d kids wil nt knw. 1day,d husband was horny & snt his son 2 tell his mother dat he wnts 2 make a fone call.Mother replied: Tell ur father,d network is bad 2day,father says: tel ur Mother dat if dere is no network @ home I wil go 2 d 'public fone' wife replies: tell ur father dat if he dares go to a ''Public fone'' den I wil open a call center

hahaaaaaaa this is awesome

 

[patience96]

Lol!!!!

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

A Man came frm da church,grabbed his wife, lifted her up & swings her around without kipping dwn.His wif asks him; Today U luks vry happy? Da habby said Yes! Da Pastor told us 2 lift our problems wit happiness

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

Kazi ya chupi hasa ni nn? ukivaa haijulikani usipovaa pia haijulikani na pia ikionekana unaambiwa umekaa uchi!sasa kazi ya chupi hasa ni nn?!

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

A Married Lawyer was having fun in his car, with his secretary.

On getting home his wife observed ladies underwear on the back seat,

She tore it apart screaming "honey what is this ??"
...
He calmly replied : "you have just destroyed the evidence of the rape case,
worth a million for me which I'm handling.

You can forget the jewellery you were asking for."
She quickly fell on her knees apologizing.

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

Uswahilini vituko haviishii.!!!
'Mke kamshitaki mumewe mahakamani, kuwa mumewe hamlishi nyama...!!
Mume kavua suruali akaonesha sehemu zake nyeti,akamuuliza jaji..
"Hiki ni kitunguu?

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

Jamaa mmoko alimwambia mkewe:
unaonaje tukajikumbusha zile enzi za uchumba we2!
Mkewe akakubali kwa kusema:sawa sio vibaya.
Jamaa akamwambia mkewe basi kesho tukutane saa 4 garden,
mkewe akakubali.
Siku ya pili jamaa akafika garden akamsubiri sana mkewe masaa mawili,lkn hakutokea.
Jamaa kesho yake akamuuliza mbona hukutokea,
mkewe mama alinkataza nistoke.

 

[prosper mshumbuo]

A woman from tz is sitting in a bar in new york with 2 guys beside her.
The 1st guy says 2 the barman "johnie walker single".
The 2nd blurts "jack daniels single".
After that, the bar attendant approaches the lady & asks "& you madam?" "asha selemani. Married."

hii imetisha.
Ya ukweli mbaya.

 

[SHIEKA]

Delightful jokes Mohamed, but why did you parade them in a row? Each joke needs time to be tasted and enjoyed but you took me too fast through it all. Anyway, am satisfied with the little I tasted. Next time, use the normal style of New Topic not Reply to Topic as you have done. Thanx

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

Delightful jokes Mohamed, but why did you parade them in a row? Each joke needs time to be tasted and enjoyed but you took me too fast through it all. Anyway, am satisfied with the little I tasted. Next time, use the normal style of New Topic not Reply to Topic as you have done. Thanx

Thank you for the advise but I wanted to have them in one thread easy to read them page by page as I will be difficult to follow the series of the jokes in diff threads.

 

[Husninyo]

Hahahaha! Moh'd umetisha kaka. Nikitaka kucheka tu nazama hapa.

 

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[Angel Nylon]

Jamaa mmoko alimwambia mkewe:
unaonaje tukajikumbusha zile enzi za uchumba we2!
Mkewe akakubali kwa kusema:sawa sio vibaya.
Jamaa akamwambia mkewe basi kesho tukutane saa 4 garden,
mkewe akakubali.
Siku ya pili jamaa akafika garden akamsubiri sana mkewe masaa mawili,lkn hakutokea.
Jamaa kesho yake akamuuliza mbona hukutokea,
mkewe mama alinkataza nistoke.

Hahahaaaaaaaa, meipenda sn hii

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

ENGLISH ni lugha ya wanyama
kama huamini soma hii........
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Paka ukitaka kumpa chakula halafu useme utampa badae atakuambia NOW.Naye Ng'ombe ukimpa nyasi na kama hajashiba atakuambia MORE na kama wakimbia karibu na nyumba ambayo yafungwa Mbwa,akikusikia atakuuliza WHO.Hahahaha nakuona unashangaa manake ushazoea kuongea hivyo

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside a house.

They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man.

Man: I want to thank you. I am genie who was trapped for 1000 years in the bottle.

I will give you each 1 wish, and I will keep 1 for myself.

Tom: I want a billion dollars.

Wife: I want a house in every country of the world.

Genie: Done. Done.

Tom : And what is your wish genie?

Genie: Well, since I haven't loved a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to sleep with your wife.

Tom said: Emm... Ok! You'll get us a lot of money. I guess I don't mind.

The genie took the wife upstairs and slept with her for two hours.

After it was over he asked her: How old is your husband?

Wife answers: 35.

Genie: Really? And he still believes in genie stories !!

 

[afrodenzi]

Karibu tena mkuu Shossi
naona umerudi na makali tena..

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

Karibu tena mkuu Shossi
naona umerudi na makali tena..

Mbona nipo sana AD? sema tunapishana tu maana siku hizi nipo kwenye jukwaa la siasa sana tunaelimishina mambo yanavyoenda na yanavyotakiwa kwenda.

Hope you are good.

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

Hahahaha! Moh'd umetisha kaka. Nikitaka kucheka tu nazama hapa.

Nafurahi kuwa ukitaka kufurahishwa huwa hakuna wa kukufurahisha ila mie :wink2: yule bint rafiki yangu simwoni au kasafiri nini?

 

[Mohammed Hamad]

Jamaa anaendesha taxi yuko na kasuku wake. wanaelekea Lamu wale jamaa garini wanatia story kuhusu Lamu kuwa kuna mabasha sana. kasuku anaskiliza, dereva akauliza mbona kasuku wangu kimya leo amelala nini? Akampelekea mkono bahati mbaya akamgusa matak#; kasuku akageuka, akauliza"vipi kwani tushafika Lamu