Ladies: What exactly are you looking for in a man?

[Kiranga]

huu ni wimbo eeh?

Huo wimbo wa ulimboo
Kwenye ulingo wa limboo
Mingo ya bingo, shingo kwa singles maringoo
Msaada tutani ka utingo
Tiba ka Vix Kingo
Kwa mapana fundi ka karakana, napanua wigo na kukutua mzigo.

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Basi angesema Dushelele remain constant kama pie vile............

japo kwa sisi magwiji tunajua keyi na dushe zinatofautiana ladha nakuambia.................

mmmh zinatofautianaje...

mbona wanasema utazunguka mabucha yoote ila nyama ni ile ile

 

[michepuko]

Honesty,care & brain

Brain???

 

[Mapi]

oh! just your voice!

mzima lakini?

kunanyingine ni shida

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Brain???

Yeah..prolly not that kinda brain...hahahaaa.

Not sure if these folks are up to speed with the lingo....just sayin'.

 

[memeapa]

Dudu......

 

[asakuta same]

mmmh zinatofautianaje...

mbona wanasema utazunguka mabucha yoote ila nyama ni ile ile

Good question but siwezi kulijibu hapa...........

ila jua tu kuna nyama ya mbuzi , ng'ombe , kondoo , kuku , mtetea , jogoo , bata n.k.........

kuna nyama ya mbavu , kidari , kiuno , paja , shingo n.k..........

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Good question but siwezi kulijibu hapa...........

ila jua tu kuna nyama ya mbuzi , ng'ombe , kondoo , kuku , mtetea , jogoo , bata n.k.........

kuna nyama ya mbavu , kidari , kiuno , paja , shingo n.k..........

unaweza kulijibu wapi nikuje kufata majibu

 

[Power to the People]

Hao wenye Brain wanakuwaga watata kweli

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Kiranga

Afadhali utata wa mwenye brains kuliko utata wa asiye na brains, unaweza jipata unahama nchi.

 

[excel]

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kunanyingine ni shida

hahahaaa! mkuu, tuwekepo mipaka aisee.. ya chini kule tuyaacheko! au sio bro?

 

[excel]

am good king wake miss neddy

actually i can be yours too!

can i tell you something pretty lady?

i am in the mood you know..

 

[Kongosho]

Mapi kanisababishia trauma.

hahahaaa! mkuu, tuwekepo mipaka aisee.. ya chini kule tuyaacheko! au sio bro?

 

[Kiranga]

Yeah..prolly not that kinda brain...hahahaaa.

Not sure if these folks are up to speed with the lingo....just sayin'.

Hahaha,

Ancient Greek, computerese for geeks
A couple bars about the cookie jar, what the bleep!
Tongue ring, bling bling, kaching, bee pleasure your king
Anaconda thing, just had to be ringed
So tasty they sing, monster fling
One eyed monster, undisputed boxer
I knockout all player haters and impostors...

 

[excel]

Mapi kanisababishia trauma.

aisee pole! nani sasa atakusaidia kuiondoa mamii?

hako kapicha nimekaona kule downstairs, sikutegemea kawepo huku!

 

[KIKUNGU]

binti mtamu huyu!!!!Dah, macho, pua, lips, uso, mweh, pesa makaratasi jamani.

We mwanike Kongosho ndio kusema unamsifia tu au umempenda?

 

[Husninyo]

& Dudu.......

umeulizwa wewe???!!

 

[Husninyo]

Nimekusoma dada, lakini wapo siku hizi au inabidi tuchezen bahati nasibu

Eti wanaume wenyewe ni akina Asprin, Kaizer au Mentor

Ptuuuu!!

wapo zinduna. ila tatzo majeruhi wa mapenzi wamekuwa wengi sana, usiombe ukampata huyo. hutoenjoy.

 

[Aurora]

Bila kuzingatia ufanisi wake katika kuwashughulikia???????

tbs muhimu lazima ihakikiwe

 

[Aurora]

Huo wimbo wa ulimboo
Kwenye ulingo wa limboo
Mingo ya bingo, shingo kwa singles maringoo
Msaada tutani ka utingo
Tiba ka Vix Kingo
Kwa mapana fundi ka karakana, napanua wigo na kukutua mzigo.

asante una kipaji cha mashairi

 

[Zekidon]

Hm! this eye...!

these eyes