Ladies: 12 reasons why you should date/love a 'Doctor'!

[ntamaholo]

mwaga cv bwana wengine hatujui

tafuta link na KAYUMBA a.ka. LIYUMBA

 

[morio]

Kweliii! 90% ya my Xs ni Drs. They know what a woman need sure hata kama wana pretend for the sake of getting what they want. Compliment kubwa kwa bed.... dah! I think knowing the anatomy make them superb. If nisingekuwa dis profession ningekuwa Dr...!!! Kati ya professions chache ambazo unapata inner satisfaction, although wengi wanalalamika maslahi madogo. Kuna kitu kizuri kama kuulinda na kuokoa uhai?!

 

[The Boss]

5 reasons why you should date wauza mitumba

1. Utabadilisha nguo almost every day
2. Tuna mapenzi ya kweli (hela ndogo, na wataalamu wanasema hela ni inverse propotional na mapenzi ya kweli)
3. Gemu letu la ukweli (kwavile hatuna uwezo, tunajikuta tunakula mavyakula natural)
4. Hatuna usharobaro so hatugombaniwi hii inapunguza competition na vishawishi kwa wenza wetu
5. Hakuna kuuza mitumba usiku, so being beside u around midnite is well guaranteed.

Nimemaliza

hapa umemaliza aisee lol

 

[The Boss]

Kweliii! 90% ya my Xs ni Drs. They know what a woman need sure hata kama wana pretend for the sake of getting what they want. Compliment kubwa kwa bed.... dah! I think knowing the anatomy make them superb. If nisingekuwa dis profession ningekuwa Dr...!!! Kati ya professions chache ambazo unapata inner satisfaction, although wengi wanalalamika maslahi madogo. Kuna kitu kizuri kama kuulinda na kuokoa uhai?!

90% of your xs ni drs...
now can you tell us how many?the number please...

 

[Riwa]

madoktaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? mmmh, hapana kwakweli.

Hata wewe Husninyo? Duuh...nimeanza kushtukia kwa nini vibuti vilikuwa vingi, kumbe PM zangu nilikuwa nazituma kusiko!

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

5 reasons why you should date wauza mitumba

1. Utabadilisha nguo almost every day
2. Tuna mapenzi ya kweli (hela ndogo, na wataalamu wanasema hela ni inverse propotional na mapenzi ya kweli)
3. Gemu letu la ukweli (kwavile hatuna uwezo, tunajikuta tunakula mavyakula natural)
4. Hatuna usharobaro so hatugombaniwi hii inapunguza competition na vishawishi kwa wenza wetu
5. Hakuna kuuza mitumba usiku, so being beside u around midnite is well guaranteed.

Nimemaliza

Vipi tena? Magamba wamekunyang'anya cheti chako cha ulawyer?

 

[klorokwini]

Vipi tena? Magamba wamekunyang'anya cheti chako cha ulawyer?

Si umeona watu wote walioingia na CV za kisomi wametemwa?, think! kipipi think!

 

[kikahe]

Above all, they do not practice what they preach eg.
Dont smoke------they smoke
Dont drink----they drink excessively
Use condom--They dont use condoms at all

Those are doctors bwana......

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Hao madokta wanaozungumziwa ni wapi? Wa kale au wa sasa?

 

[morio]

90% of your xs ni drs...
now can you tell us how many?the number please...

Sitamuambia hata mume wangu mtarajiwa! Nitaishia kutaja no ya wale niliowapenda kwa dhati ambao ni 2 only!

 

[The Finest]

Above all, they do not practice what they preach eg.
Dont smoke------they smoke
Dont drink----they drink excessively
Use condom--They dont use condoms at all

Those are doctors bwana......

Wanakwambia usinywe pombe kali utaharibu Figo kumbe wao ndio wa kwanza kuzigida na kupata hayo maradhi lol

 

[Smile]

5 reasons why you should date wauza mitumba

1. Utabadilisha nguo almost every day
2. Tuna mapenzi ya kweli (hela ndogo, na wataalamu wanasema hela ni inverse propotional na mapenzi ya kweli)
3. Gemu letu la ukweli (kwavile hatuna uwezo, tunajikuta tunakula mavyakula natural)
4. Hatuna usharobaro so hatugombaniwi hii inapunguza competition na vishawishi kwa wenza wetu
5. Hakuna kuuza mitumba usiku, so being beside u around midnite is well guaranteed.

nimemaliza

hapo red hapo unaweza kunishawishi

 

[The Finest]

90% of your xs ni drs...
now can you tell us how many?the number please...

Hahaha!!! Boss hata kwa vipi hatosema lol

 

[Mr Rocky]

Na hapa ni kwa wanasheria ni lazima uwakubali tuu lol


1) We are VERY good with our tongues
2) We LOVE dressing up
3) We will protect you (even if you're wrong)
... 4) We are ****ing minted
5) Our profession requires us to be on the job for up to 3 weeks!!!
6) With our degree, we can get into almost every position
7) We never cheat
8) Whatever the situation, WE CAN GET YOU OFF (that is how we are )

 

[Smile]

na hapa ni kwa wanasheria ni lazima uwakubali tuu lol


1) we are very good with our tongues
2) we love dressing up
3) we will protect you (even if you're wrong)
... 4) we are ****ing minted
5) our profession requires us to be on the job for up to 3 weeks!!!
6) with our degree, we can get into almost every position
7) we never cheat
8) whatever the situation, we can get you off (that is how we are )

loh ninyamaze mie nilishawai kuwa hapo not once..........................................

 

[Babuu blessed]

Hao madokta wanaozungumziwa ni wapi? Wa kale au wa sasa?

kumbuka kuna hawa ma dk wamejaza mabango mabarabarani na wenyewe hawa wapo kwenye lisiti ,weng wanatokea nigeria,msumbiji,sumbawanga,nachngwea,tanga nk

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Si umeona watu wote walioingia na CV za kisomi wametemwa?, think! kipipi think!

heheheee! Kuna mtu unataka kumzamia nini? Manake hayo mabadiliko ya ghafla si mchezo!

 

[Mr Rocky]

loh ninyamaze mie nilishawai kuwa hapo not once..........................................

hahahahah wala usikonde karibu sana kwenye huu ulimwengu wa learned brothers and sisters

 

[Smile]

hahahahah wala usikonde karibu sana kwenye huu ulimwengu wa learned brothers and sisters

yaaaa nitarudi lakini watu wanaliiiiiiiiiiiiiia

 

[The Boss]

Na hapa ni kwa wanasheria ni lazima uwakubali tuu lol


1) We are VERY good with our tongues
2) We LOVE dressing up
3) We will protect you (even if you're wrong)
... 4) We are ****ing minted
5) Our profession requires us to be on the job for up to 3 weeks!!!
6) With our degree, we can get into almost every position
7) We never cheat
8) Whatever the situation, WE CAN GET YOU OFF (that is how we are )

inaaminika kuwa lawyer wengi ni 'so bad in bed'
kwa kuwa wanajiona wanajua kila kitu....
yaani kuna mpaka jokes nyingi kuhusu lawyer na hilo jambo...lol