Ladies: 12 reasons why you should date/love a 'Doctor'!

[Husninyo]

Hahaha!!! Si unaona mwenyewe kaiona

halafu wewe nishakununia kuanzia leo.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

sidanganyikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Tangu lini?

 

[Husninyo]

Tangu lini?

jana na leo.

 

[Kaizer]

Hus na NN......mbavu zangu aisee na uzee huu zitachukua miezi 6 kupona

Arif twende taratibu apo....

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

jana na leo.

Msokorokwinyo kweli wewe.

 

[Husninyo]

Msokorokwinyo kweli wewe.

wewe utakuwa umehusu tandale.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

wewe utakuwa umehusu tandale.

Hiyo haikuji banaaa

 

[Husninyo]

Hiyo haikuji banaaa

kama vipi potezeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

kama vipi potezeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2^x =4x......log
log2 ^x=log4x.
Xlog2=log(2^2)X.
Xlog2=log(2^2)+logX.
Xlog2=2log2+logX
logX=Xlog2-2log2
logX=(X-2)Log2
X=(X-2)2
X=2X-4
4=2X-X
X=4.

 

[klorokwini]

hapo red hapo unaweza kunishawishi

Si ndo maana nimepaandika kwa kiingreza

heheheee! Kuna mtu unataka kumzamia nini? Manake hayo mabadiliko ya ghafla si mchezo!

Dah! kipipi utaharibu movie ujue!

mi nina wivu sana bora nimdate kloro muuza mitumba.

Lini first date yetu? achana na madokta bana, kuna taimu wewe unahitaji kiss dokta anakuweka dripu. Imetokea sana Bangladesh hii

unamvunjia kloro heshima, mwenzio mitumba anaifata mwenyewe china.

Yep, transit Zimbabwe

 

[Husninyo]

2^x =4x......log
log2 ^x=log4x.
Xlog2=log(2^2)X.
Xlog2=log(2^2)+logX.
Xlog2=2log2+logX
logX=Xlog2-2log2
logX=(X-2)Log2
X=(X-2)2
X=2X-4
4=2X-X
X=4.

khaaa, haya umeshinda.cheka sasa tuone mapengo yako.

 

[Husninyo]

Si ndo maana nimepaandika kwa kiingreza

Lini first date yetu? achana na madokta bana, kuna taimu wewe unahitaji kiss dokta anakuweka dripu. Imetokea sana Bangladesh hii

mmmmmmmh,wauza mitumba nao mna matatizo yenu mengi.

 

[klorokwini]

mmmmmmmh,wauza mitumba nao mna matatizo yenu mengi.

Kuna kiduduperson ashachafua cv nini? hayo matatizo njoo tuyajadili kwenye kadate bana! hapa sio mahala pake.
Nakuhakikishia date ya kwanza tu basi utanenepa. Stanii

 

[Husninyo]

Kuna kiduduperson ashachafua cv nini? hayo matatizo njoo tuyajadili kwenye kadate bana! hapa sio mahala pake.
Nakuhakikishia date ya kwanza tu basi utanenepa. Stanii

kuna binadamu mwenye mkia nyuma anakuchafulia cv.hajui kama we umehusu sumbawanga.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

kuna binadamu mwenye mkia nyuma anakuchafulia cv.hajui kama we umehusu sumbawanga.

Na wewe hupitwi...hadi hili umekuja kulisema?

 

[klorokwini]

kuna binadamu mwenye mkia nyuma anakuchafulia cv.hajui kama we umehusu sumbawanga.

Jana tu kuna jamaa nimemtoa matege ya kwapa na jipu la ufizi. Mtahazarishe huyo mzembe.
Na wewe ukikataa date yangu nakugeuza kizee.

 

[Freema Agyeman]

1. They are smart
2. They can give you a free medical consultation/advice
3. They give you a gift of 'missing' them because they are always at work
4. They are heavy party people on the weekends
5. They know anatomy well (know what works...when and where)
6. They are well trained to listen
7. They know how you feel...or atleast pretend to
8. They know what you want to hear...and say it
9. They always have a strange story to tell
10. They can stay up all night if you want them to
11. They are trained in breaking the bad news in a nicer way
12. They are unshockable

Dr MDs or PhDs?

 

[Husninyo]

Jana tu kuna jamaa nimemtoa matege ya kwapa na jipu la ufizi. Mtahazarishe huyo mzembe.
Na wewe ukikataa date yangu nakugeuza kizee.

hahaha,huyo hapo chini kashakusoma,huyu adhabu yake ni kuuhamisha mkia wake ukae mbele.

 

[Husninyo]

Na wewe hupitwi...hadi hili umekuja kulisema?

na bado nakusemea na yale mengine

 

[klorokwini]

Na wewe hupitwi...hadi hili umekuja kulisema?

hahaha,huyo hapo chini kashakusoma,huyu adhabu yake ni kuuhamisha mkia wake ukae mbele.

Khaaa! yaani kumbe rais wetu (wabeba maboksi) ndo anavulunda CV?
halaf nyinyi nani kakupeni kibali cha kuchakachua hii sredi?