Ladies: 12 reasons why you should date/love a 'Doctor'!

1. They are smart
2. They can give you a free medical consultation/advice
3. They give you a gift of 'missing' them because they are always at work
4. They are heavy party people on the weekends
5. They know anatomy well (know what works...when and where)
6. They are well trained to listen
7. They know how you feel...or atleast pretend to
8. They know what you want to hear...and say it
9. They always have a strange story to tell
10. They can stay up all night if you want them to
11. They are trained in breaking the bad news in a nicer way
12. They are unshockable


Ten reasons not to date one (Doctor)

  1. The patient is no. one priority... the wife the second if not last.
  2. You can never fake menstruation periods. If he wants it no excuses...
  3. You almost always sleep alone.
  4. He is more vulnerable to his nurse never to his wife thus you know him lesser than the assistant..
  5. If you are lucky to sleep with him; he is useless... Dead tired!
  6. No awkward positions in case not advisable to the interruption of blood circulation...lol
  7. They know what you want to hear... BUT do not know what you really need.
  8. They always assume a person who is not a Doc is dumb... not worth listening to them.
  9. He may receive high salary but almost three quoter the money used for Doctors related thigs... i.e. books
  10. Every thing is technical... He is a good heart meander and Breaker.....
 
6 Reasons why you should date an IT/Engineer

1. We do it with passion
2. We do it on an impulse
3. We do it with large capacities
4. We do it with more frequency and less resistance
5. We do it with more power at higher frequency
6. We do it with less energy and greater efficiency

Never Date a CITY PLANNER because they do it with their eyes closed
 
ten reasons not to date one (doctor)
  1. the patient is no. One priority... The wife the second if not last.
  2. you can never fake menstruation periods. If he wants it no excuses...
  3. you almost always sleep alone.
  4. he is more vulnerable to his nurse never to his wife thus you know him lesser than the assistant..
  5. if you are lucky to sleep with him; he is useless... Dead tired!
  6. no awkward positions in case not advisable to the interruption of blood circulation...lol
  7. they know what you want to hear... But do not know what you really need.
  8. they always assume a person who is not a doc is dumb... Not worth listening to them.
  9. he may receive high salary but almost three quoter the money used for doctors related thigs... I.e. Books
  10. every thing is technical... He is a good heart meander and breaker.....
daaaaaaaaaah sis jf dokta riwa akija hapa ? Sijui. Ndo ametoka kunipm na nilikuwa njiani kukubali proposal umeharibu kila kitu ila asante umenishtua loh.kwaherini
 
6 Reasons why you should date an IT/Engineer

1. We do it with passion
2. We do it on an impulse
3. We do it with large capacities
4. We do it with more frequency and less resistance
5. We do it with more power at higher frequency
6. We do it with less energy and greater efficiency

Never Date a CITY PLANNER because they do it with their eyes closed
HII MARKETING YA LEO KIBOKO NGOJA NISUBIRI NIENDELEE KUCHAGUA LOH HAYA NDO MAMBO SASA NA MIMI NITAKUJA NA 20Reasons why you should date BEBII SASA HV
 
Ten reasons not to date one (Doctor)
  1. The patient is no. one priority... the wife the second if not last.
  2. You can never fake menstruation periods. If he wants it no excuses...
  3. You almost always sleep alone.
  4. He is more vulnerable to his nurse never to his wife thus you know him lesser than the assistant..
  5. If you are lucky to sleep with him; he is useless... Dead tired!
  6. No awkward positions in case not advisable to the interruption of blood circulation...lol
  7. They know what you want to hear... BUT do not know what you really need.
  8. They always assume a person who is not a Doc is dumb... not worth listening to them.
  9. He may receive high salary but almost three quoter the money used for Doctors related thigs... i.e. books
  10. Every thing is technical... He is a good heart meander and Breaker.....

AshaDii...hii umeiweka kama yameshakukuta vile? Huyo alikuwa sio Dr bana...unataka kun'rushia ndege wangu (Bebii) bure wakati keshaanza kuelewa 'songi'!
 
AshaDii...hii umeiweka kama yameshakukuta vile? Huyo alikuwa sio Dr bana...unataka kun'rushia ndege wangu (Bebii) bure wakati keshaanza kuelewa 'songi'!



Reading between the lines unakubaliana na mimi Doctor...lol.. Enways sio mbaya for waweza kuta Bebii akakupenda no matter what... Na misimamo yake kuhusu guys atakufaa kabisa....lol
 
1. They are smart
2. They can give you a free medical consultation/advice
3. They give you a gift of 'missing' them because they are always at work
4. They are heavy party people on the weekends
5. They know anatomy well (know what works...when and where)
6. They are well trained to listen
7. They know how you feel...or atleast pretend to
8. They know what you want to hear...and say it
9. They always have a strange story to tell
10. They can stay up all night if you want them to
11. They are trained in breaking the bad news in a nicer way
12. They are unshockable
madoktaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? mmmh, hapana kwakweli.
 
1. They are smart
2. They can give you a free medical consultation/advice
3. They give you a gift of 'missing' them because they are always at work
4. They are heavy party people on the weekends
5. They know anatomy well (know what works...when and where)
6. They are well trained to listen
7. They know how you feel...or atleast pretend to
8. They know what you want to hear...and say it
9. They always have a strange story to tell
10. They can stay up all night if you want them to
11. They are trained in breaking the bad news in a nicer way
12. They are unshockable

kila fataki ana sifa hizo
 
6 Reasons why you should date an IT/Engineer

1. We do it with passion
2. We do it on an impulse
3. We do it with large capacities
4. We do it with more frequency and less resistance
5. We do it with more power at higher frequency
6. We do it with less energy and greater efficiency

Never Date a CITY PLANNER because they do it with their eyes closed

kila mtu atakuja na proffession yake hapatakalika hapa. sociologist, economist, political scientist, mathematician, philosopher, geographer, teacher, librarian, artsit na wengine wengi, kila mmoja atakuja na kueleza uzuri na potential ya kozi/proffession liyoisotea. hapatatosha. hakuna atakyebaki nakuambieni.
mfano, polisi atakuja kutamba, dhamana polisi ukikamatwa, utapata kirahisi
 
kila mtu atakuja na proffession yake hapatakalika hapa. Sociologist, economist, political scientist, mathematician, philosopher, geographer, teacher, librarian, artsit na wengine wengi, kila mmoja atakuja na kueleza uzuri na potential ya kozi/proffession liyoisotea. Hapatatosha. Hakuna atakyebaki nakuambieni.
Mfano, polisi atakuja kutamba, damana polisi utapata kirahisi
ndo vizuri hatutaki mbuzi kwenye gunia hapa market yourself hapa
 
5 reasons why you should date wauza mitumba

1. Utabadilisha nguo almost every day
2. Tuna mapenzi ya kweli (hela ndogo, na wataalamu wanasema hela ni inverse propotional na mapenzi ya kweli)
3. Gemu letu la ukweli (kwavile hatuna uwezo, tunajikuta tunakula mavyakula natural)
4. Hatuna usharobaro so hatugombaniwi hii inapunguza competition na vishawishi kwa wenza wetu
5. Hakuna kuuza mitumba usiku, so being beside u around midnite is well guaranteed.

Nimemaliza
 
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