Kwa wanaume wa Jf tu

[Boflo]

u just came back 4rm work/school,openin d door 2 ur room u found a beautiful nd sexy lady lyin on ur bed NAKED! wat wil u do?
-shout
-fu*ck her
-faint
-run away
-run 2 ur pastor/sheikh
-others specify

 

[grand-mal]

dress her and ask what she is doing in my room, probably take her to a psychiatric clinic.

 

[Asnam]

nitafaint

 

[Dark City]

Utakuwa mtu wa ajabu sana kufakamia chakula au drinks kwa kuwa umepewa bure!

enzi yangu, ningechukua fimbo na kumcharaza huyo chizi!

labda niambiwe kuwa wadogo zangu mmefilisika hadi mnakula vibudu!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

nitafaint

Asnam kumbe wewe ni gudume, sikujua.

 

[Asnam]

Asnam kumbe wewe ni gudume, sikujua.

hahahaha.............................................

 

[snowhite]

cc mzabzab

 

[mzabzab]

call my frend and we have a threesome

 

[BADILI TABIA]

Utakuwa mtu wa ajabu sana kufakamia chakula au drinks kwa kuwa umepewa bure!

enzi yangu, ningechukua fimbo na kumcharaza huyo chizi!

labda niambiwe kuwa wadogo zangu mmefilisika hadi mnakula vibudu!

vijana wa siku hizi wanapenda miteremko

 

[Dark City]

vijana wa siku hizi wanapenda miteremko

Wamefikia kiwango hicho kweli?

 

[roney1]

call my frend and we have a threesome

duh! unahitaji maombi ww ha ha ha ha

 

[BHULULU]

u just came back 4rm work/school,openin d door 2 ur room u found a beautiful nd sexy lady lyin on ur bed NAKED! wat wil u do?
-shout
-fu*ck her
-faint
-run away
-run 2 ur pastor/sheikh
-others specify

Nitafanya hapo kwenye red

 

[Paloma]

Glad im not a he!

 

[fazaa]

vijana wa siku hizi wanapenda miteremko

Hata mimi ningeteremka na mteremko tu sikimejileta chenyewe kitachukua 2/3 ya dhambi, mimi ni 1/3 tu:biggrin:

 

[kabanga]

siwezi Kuala chaKula ambacho hakijafunikwa...

 

[King’asti]

Utakuwa mtu wa ajabu sana kufakamia chakula au drinks kwa kuwa umepewa bure!

enzi yangu, ningechukua fimbo na kumcharaza huyo chizi!

labda niambiwe kuwa wadogo zangu mmefilisika hadi mnakula vibudu!

Babu kumbe kujilengesha ni kujigeuza kibudu?
Asante kwa elimu!

 

[figganigga]

hivi ukikuta bia imefunguliwa ipo mezani kwenye glass utainywa au utamwaga?. mia

 

[Dark City]

siwezi Kuala chaKula ambacho hakijafunikwa...

You now sound like one of ours...lol!

hivi mtu utaanzia wapi kula chakula ambacho huna uhakika na usalama wake?

Mie nilijua wanaume ni kama Simba na siyo fisi wanaokimbizana na mizoga!

 

[Dark City]

Babu kumbe kujilengesha ni kujigeuza kibudu?
Asante kwa elimu!

Msomome figganigga halafu utupe jibu....

kuna limits za kujilengesha bwana,siyo hadi level ya kujianika mtupu bila manyoya kama katoto ka tumbiri...lol!

 

[Dark City]

hivi ukikuta bia imefunguliwa ipo mezani kwenye glass utainywa au utamwaga?. mia

To me this is great thinking.