Kupenda gani hivi?

Kupenda gani hivi?

wiseboy said:
acha kumumwagia maji mwenzako masikioni...
mvumilivu hula mbivu, siku hizi kupata wa kuoa ni issue
ngoja akomae walau aolewe ebo.
ww unamdanganya afu akae nje ya msitari kinuke km wengi kilivyowanukia.....sometime mapenzini lazima uwe ----- ili uwin....ukijipretend much knw subilia kilio na mawazo ya peke yako ndani ya net huko mbeleni
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This is PREPOSTEROUS!!!!!!!!!!!! Kwa hio ukishaolewa ndo utoe makucha? Huoni kama ni utumwa huo?
 
Asprin said:
Sema unamwonea wivu mwenzio unataka jamaa likuonje na wewe uone utamu wake:smile-big::smile-big:............(Mi simoooooo)
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Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Mxiuuuuuuuuuu! Akimuonja hatutamuona humuu, wote wanakaa kwenye mkeka na jibaba wanalinyoa ndevu, bibie MHANDOw ndo ananyoa shosti ndo kashik kimkebe cha shaving:lol:
 
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Asprin said:
Sema unamwonea wivu mwenzio unataka jamaa likuonje na wewe uone utamu wake:smile-big::smile-big:............(Mi simoooooo)
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haaah!!!! hilo ni zigo tena zigo kubwa na zito mi lanini? ? mtu mpaka shida za nduguze anililie mimi akhaa liende tu
 
lara 1 said:
Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Mxiuuuuuuuuuu! Akimuonja hatutamuona humuu, wote wanakaa kwenye mkeka na jibaba wanalinyoa ndevu, bibie MHANDOw ndo ananyoa shosti ndo kashik kimkebe cha shaving:lol:
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Unaona eh?? Huyu mahondaw ana underestimate the power of Dudu. Akikutana dudu analotesekea shosti ake (si umeona mwenyewe kashalisifia?) hakyamama atakuwa mchepuko wa kudumu. Tell her yoooooo..... Igweeeee.....
 
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mahondaw said:
haaah!!!! hilo ni zigo tena zigo kubwa na zito mi lanini? ? mtu mpaka shida za nduguze anililie mimi akhaa liende tu
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Wala hata kulilia..... mwenyewe unachukua kiATM card chako unaenda kuzoa mahela bila shuruti...... unamkabidhi jamaa awapelekee ndugu zake kiroho safffeyyyy....

Na umri huu nimeshuhudia mengi ujue....
 
wiseboy said:
wadada wengi wanaojifanya wanajitambua huishiwa kuchorwa na wavulana....ila wale waonekanao mazuzu na hawajitbui, wabaya ndo kila siku tunaletewa kadi zao
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Hahahahaaaaaaaaa! KWANI KUOLEWA NDO KUSHINDA? Mxiuuuuuuuuuuu! Jitu linakuweka ndni linaku fuja fuja tu, unalishwa michicha kama mbuzi, unaishi maisha duni, saingine wewe ndo unalilea, ndoto zako zmezima kama mshumaa kwenye upepo mkali, kodi inakujambishaaa! NIMEOLEWAAAAAAAA! Nyokolostiiiiiiii! Ukilala usiku MICHOZI TU. :lol:

Bora niendlee tu kuwa mpangaji wa mdingi wangu, ananiuliza leo unajisikia kula nini mama yangu? Unataka kufanya nini mwaka huu,kwenda shule au utafanya kazi kidogo mama unisaidie mie mzee wako? Mama utahitaji hela kidogo ya kutumia? Hapo unakaa bure, kula buree, kunya buree, hela ya shopping unachukua tu kila mwezi. Cha kufia? Akhaaaaaaaaaa!
 
wiseboy said:
wadada wengi wanaojifanya wanajitambua huishiwa kuchorwa na wavulana....ila wale waonekanao mazuzu na hawajitbui, wabaya ndo kila siku tunaletewa kadi zao
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zuzu tu huyu kupendwa gani huku mtu kila kukicha unapiigwa fungiwa mlango unatumiiilka weeee kimwili na kifedha wee hapana ...ndo kauli zenu legelegez alojisemea lara1
 
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Asprin said:
Unaona eh?? Huyu mahondaw ana underestimate the power of Dudu. Akikutana dudu analotesekea shosti ake (si umeona mwenyewe kashalisifia?) hakyamama atakuwa mchepuko wa kudumu. Tell her yoooooo..... Igweeeee.....
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Sio uongo hata kidogoooo! Ndoa hizi mwanamke kodi yeye, ada yeye, kula juu yake, ndugu wa mume yeye, na bado atatoa hela amgee mume za kunywea kisa na mkasa Dusheleleeeeeeeeeee! Hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Dawa ya dushe kama hilo upate kali zaidi ya hilo ndo ufahamu unakurudia.
 
mahondaw said:
zuzu tu huyu kupendwa gani huku mtu kila kukicha unapiigwa fungiwa mlango unatumiiilka weeee kimwili na kifedha wee hapana ...ndo kauli zenu legelegez alojisemea lara1
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Umeonaaaaaaaaaa! Ila mi naona inatokana NA WANAWAKE SIE KUTOKUJIAMINI. Yaani ile kuona nikimkosa huyu simpati mwingine yoyote. Kumbe wapiiiiii. Mi nishamtemaga chotara hivi hivi mchana kweupe, watu wako chotara ana masters, mzuri ana kazi, sijui nini, kwendraaaaaaaaaaaaa, hutopata tenaaa, wewe mjingaaa. Nyokolostiiiii! Kitu nilicho mreplace nacho SALUTE! Tunaheshimiana. Nao wakapata nguvu za kuwatimua lege lege UNTD.:lol:
 
lara 1 said:
Sio uongo hata kidogoooo! Ndoa hizi mwanamke kodi yeye, ada yeye, kula juu yake, ndugu wa mume yeye, na bado atatoa hela amgee mume za kunywea kisa na mkasa Dusheleleeeeeeeeeee! Hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Dawa ya dushe kama hilo upate kali zaidi ya hilo ndo ufahamu unakurudia.
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Ndo maana namwambia shosti ako asimlaumu sana shosti ake. Hajui anapewa nini na magic stick ya janaume lake. Nahisi hajawahi kukutwa. Mi namwambia amwache tu, with time akishalizoea mwenyewe atastuka na hatatumika tena. Kwa hivi sasa amwache mwenzie apate raha ya Asumani....
 
Mhhh huo upendo sijaumbwa nao yani nimuhudumie mwanaume mahitaji yake kisa dushe lake?A big NO!!!
 
Asprin said:
Unaona eh?? Huyu mahondaw ana underestimate the power of Dudu. Akikutana dudu analotesekea shosti ake (si umeona mwenyewe kashalisifia?) hakyamama atakuwa mchepuko wa kudumu. Tell her yoooooo..... Igweeeee.....
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wee nina langu nimelikalia kooni halifurukuti likionesha dalili ya kuzingua tu nafukiza tehteh
 
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Hii habari ni nzuri na ina lengo zuri lakini mtoa mada ameileta kimbea mbea sana...mithili ya wadada wanaoshinda vibalazani...
 
Asprin said:
Ndo maana namwambia shosti ako asimlaumu sana shosti ake. Hajui anapewa nini na magic stick ya janaume lake. Nahisi hajawahi kukutwa. Mi namwambia amwache tu, with time akishalizoea mwenyewe atastuka na hatatumika tena. Kwa hivi sasa amwache mwenzie apate raha ya Asumani....
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Huyu nae boyaa tu..miaka nenda rudi ataishia kucharazwa tu hakuna cha maana kijijini kwao wanalia njaa eti anahudumia dume tena dume lisilopendeka hana adabu kabisa ..
 
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