Kiss on the neck...

[Nivea]

Ngoja watoto walale nitakwambia.

hahahahahahahahahahah saa hizi weshakwenda shule ati haya twende kazi

 

[grafani11]

hahahahahahahahahahah saa hizi weshakwenda shule ati haya twende kazi

Huko shuleni wana simu zenye FB, BBM watazinyaka mamito.

 

[grafani11]

hahahahahahahahahahah saa hizi weshakwenda shule ati haya twende kazi

Huko shuleni wana simu zenye FB, BBM watazinyaka mamito.

 

[Mdia]

yani kic kwenye kaneck jamani nyie acheni tu ni balaa utam hatari

 

[Tuko]

wadada wa jf ni kweli hayo??
mnasikia raha gani?
what abt kiss on masaburi?

Mtu akikukiss shingoni anaweza kukuua Boflo

[h=1]Report: Groom Kisses Bride on Neck, Tragically Killing Her[/h]

ExpandWedding bliss turns into a newlywed nightmare. According to a report out of China, a young bride sadly passed away on her wedding night after being kissed on the neck.
The kiss, report states, caused the bride to go into a daze. Her complexion turned pale, her body went cold, and she collapsed. A doctor surmised that pressure put on her artery in her neck caused her heart to stop.
This isn't the first time such an unfortunate (and sad, and unusual) passing like this has happened in China. In the mid-1980s, the Lanzhou Evening News apparently reported that a bridegroom killed his wife after a kiss on the neck that was "too passionate and too long". According to physicians, the kiss' intensity and length lead to heart palpitations, killing the bride.

 

[Ushirombo]

mmmmmmmmmh........

 

[Ushirombo]

mmmmmmmmmh........ Hapa mimacho imenitoka haaaaah haaaaah watu wanaongelea asali mi hoi

 

[Lady doctor]

yani kic kwenye kaneck jamani nyie acheni tu ni balaa utam hatari

umeonaee..! Waweza sinzia kama teja!

 

[Heaven on Earth]

Chumvi ipo uvinza mdau co kwenye shingo bana

Hata kwenye Shingo ipo yenyewe yasisimua mwili ile ya uvinza inahusika kwenye kusisimua mapishi

 

[Heaven on Earth]

wadada wa jf ni kweli hayo??
mnasikia raha gani?
what abt kiss on masaburi?

jamani tungehitaji kujua na experience ya wakaka au wao ni sehem gani ambayo wanaume hufurahi kuchezewa/kutekenywa na wapenzi wao

 

[Boflo]

jamani tungehitaji kujua na experience ya wakaka au wao ni sehem gani ambayo wanaume hufurahi kuchezewa/kutekenywa na wapenzi wao

Wewe chezea dushelele kuanzia mwanzo hadi
mwisho, mwanamme hana sehemu nyingine...usije
ukachezea mattako tu

 

[Nduka]

jamani tungehitaji kujua na experience ya wakaka au wao ni sehem gani ambayo wanaume hufurahi kuchezewa/kutekenywa na wapenzi wao

Ushauri wa Boflo uzingatie, wewe shika maiki, ile, irambe, itomase, iingize kote kote, kisha uifute na kuikausha ikitapika.

 

[kijacho]

very true, swty kis on the nec! i feel it...

 

[kijacho]

jamani tungehitaji kujua na experience ya wakaka au wao ni sehem gani ambayo wanaume hufurahi kuchezewa/kutekenywa na wapenzi wao

Nyonya vichuchu vyao!

 

[cacico]

Naipenda jf! Mafunzo kedekede!

 

[prof.mutunga]

wadada wa jf ni kweli hayo??
Mnasikia raha gani?
What abt kiss on masaburi?

labda dr.masaburi atueleze

 

[mwananthropolojia]

Old skul mkiingia rum tu, mkonga uko juu kama wa tembo

Na mwanamke akiona mkonga juu tu, mtera inaruusu maji

Hapo ni kurukiana tu kwa raha


Usidanganywe, raha ni ile ile, umepakazwa mate au lah
Mradi kilimani ufike, sioni haja ya kujichafua saaana

inaonekana kongosho zako zimezeeka sana

 

[Kongosho]

Zimezeeka kwa kweli, karibu zinakuwa bandama

inaonekana kongosho zako zimezeeka sana

 

[King’asti]

heeh. Babu zamani mlikuwa mnafundishwa kurarana? Manake kizazi hichi tunajivumbulia wenyewe. Ndo maana tunapotea milango.

Uvivu wetu uko wapi wakati tunafuata mafundisho tuliyopewa na wazazi?

Babu DC!!

 

[King’asti]

Angalia nanihii isijekugeuka kuwa naniliu. Itakuwa majanga majanga

Zimezeeka kwa kweli, karibu zinakuwa bandama