Kisa status ya whatsapp, hanielewi kabisa

[thatone]

Mkuu tuonane PM tafadhali.

TUma nauli

 

[thatone]

Kwamba mzee hata babe bae honey hazitakiwi kabisa.

Wanaume hutuuma saaana mwenzako anapopewa attention kukuzidi...mbona unaweza kuandika happybirthday Bonny na ujumbe wa kuwish ukafika.

Umesema umemaliza form six mwaka jana!! Drama tamu saana umri unaruhusu wala usianze kuomba ushauri ukifikisha 35 utaomba nini!!!

Cjataja kidato mbona itakuw 4 au 6

 

[thatone]

Utoto raha sana

nina 49 elim haina mwisho jamn

 

[thatone]

Teh , Watu tunawaza ndoa zetu

Huku watoto nao wanawaza ma boyfriend

Aah aisee

Boyfriend anaeza kuwa mme. ..Ni malengo tu

 

[Daby]

Cjataja kidato mbona itakuw 4 au 6

Halafu utakuwa kazuri eeeh....achana na huyo boyfriend wako mie nitakuruhusu kuandika chochote kwa status.

 

[Khantwe]

Apologising doesn't always mean you are wrong and the other person is right, it sometimes shows that you value the relationship than your ego. Alisikika mlevi mmoja

 

[Baba Swalehe]

Boyfriend anaeza kuwa mme. ..Ni malengo tu

Usikute we ni mwanangu sema ndo hivyo

Fake id's

 

[thatone]

Halafu utakuwa kazuri eeeh....achana na huyo boyfriend wako mie nitakuruhusu kuandika chochote kwa status.

Aaaah weweee akuu

 

[Baba Swalehe]

Apologising doesn't always mean you are wrong and the other person is right, it sometimes shows that you value the relationship than your ego. Alisikika mlevi mmoja

Huyo mlevi mwambie asiache ulevi

 

[Kamanda wa Kweli]

Habari wana JF..rejea kichwa cha habari hapo juu,mimi ni mdada/ mwanmke wa chini ya miaka50ilikuwa mwaka jana nilipomaliza elimu ya kidato cha( ) sasa baada ya kumaliza shule tulienda kuishi apartment moja ipo msasani..Tulikaa pale miezi kama 6,katika kukaa pale mda mrefu kulikuw na familia ya kizungu ambayo tulitokea kuw kama familyfriends nilipata rafiki jinsia me (timy)alikuw about 19yrs kutokana na kuwa marafik sana nilianza kujikuta nafata culture ya western yaan kumuita mtu love,hny,dear wa jinsia me niliona kawaida tu kutokana na mazngira kwani wengi pale walikuw wa swedish..lakin timy alirudi kwao kwani wazazi wake walimaliza mkataba wao hapa tanzania. sasa week ilopita ilikuw birthday ya timy(rafik yangu) nikampost status na kuandika " blow more candles love " Niliandika tu as friend na sikuwaza chochote lakn upande wa pili(my boyfriend) imeleta shida kwani hataki kuelewa anadai nina mahusiano nae nmejarib kumueleza ukweli bado haelewi anasema "achana na mim mfate huyo huyo mmewako" sipendi kuonekana mnyonge kisa love, nataka ku break-up kwa sababu huwa sipendi kuumiza kichwa kwa unwanted stress Lakin nahis sitakuw right kwan sometimes huwa ananiweka wazi mpaka ananionyesha sms the way wasichana wanajitongozesha na hata chartin zao unaona kabisa misimamo yake but inshort anajielewa ila mwepes wa hasira na wivu mno..but hii imekuw too much sababu toka iyo last week hapokei sim,sms hajibu nmemueleza uhalisia bado anadai siyo mara ya kwanza mim kupost maneno kama hayo kwa jinsia me. kuhusu kupost Ni kweli kwan nilikuwa na marafik wakizungu na nepalian kama neighbors tu lakini my boyfriend anasema hii ni too much..kipindi cha nyuma nilimueka waz juu ya marafik zangu nikajua amenielewa and kaona ni kawaida lakin hii post ya week ilopita imekuwa kama ni ktu cha mara ya kwanza yaan haelewi kbsa .Nifanyaje nikae kimya mpaka anitafute au ni move on tu..maana vyote naviweza shda upande wake anaeza kujirudi akakuta nisha focus na mambo mengine #sometimesyessometimesno

Huyo jamaa yuko poa sana!!! Kama Mimi tu, ingawa kwangu wadada hawaitongozeshi, labda kama wabanimezea mate kimyakimya!!! Wivu, hasira, katili.

 

[rikiboy]

Huo ndo ukweli huyo jamaa anakukulaa...!! Either now or later atakugongaa tuu hongera kwa jamaa kutumia busara kukudump mtu mpuuzi kama wewe..

 

[thatone]

Apologising doesn't always mean you are wrong and the other person is right, it sometimes shows that you value the relationship than your ego. Alisikika mlevi mmoja

MLevi yupo right kabisa atakuw level ya professor uyo...

 

[naumbu]

Utoto raha sana

 

[Kamanda wa Kweli]

Safi kabisa mzee!!!

Swali la msingi Kama unajua hapendi hvyo vitu kwann upost? Hayo maneno!!!!!! Mbona Kuna lugha nyepesi tu!!!!!

Kuna vitu vingne mnavitafuta wenyewe!!!!!!¡!???

Ukifuata utaratibu wa kabila lako na taifa lako hutogombana nae!!!!!!!!!!

 

[thatone]

Usikute we ni mwanangu sema ndo hivyo

Fake id's

SHKamoo baba...Nisamehe mwanao

 

[Kamanda wa Kweli]

Kumbe alishakwambia kinachomkwaza na asichokipenda ila ukaendelea kuyafanya ambayo unajua mwenzio yatamkwaza ni dalili za kibri na jeuri......boyfriend wako yupo sahihi

Exactly!!!

 

[thatone]

Huyo mlevi mwambie asiache ulevi

Mlevi aongeze juhudi anaeza kuwa international adviser

 

[naumbu]

Yaan .. Kuna kipindi pia niliwahi kuishi maeneo flani yaan ndo nikajikuta na mimi wa mambele ndo maan unakuta napost kitu nasahau kabisa kama hii ni tanzania

Kama ulikua haujui definition ya Shobo ndio hiyo ya kwako kwa hao Wazungu;unaonesha ni mtu wa kupapatikia sana foreigners,huyo mtoto mwenzio ashukuru ametua time bomb

 

[thatone]

Utoto raha sana

Umri wangu umeenda mkuu nakarbia 50 sasa .. sema tu nilirudi shule mara moja yaan QT

 

[kofuli]

ushenzi mtupu