Kina dada, this is too much

[Aurora]

Mbona unalialiaaaaa kwani we umejipangaje.....kwa lafudhi ya kichaga....hahahaha pole

 

[The Evil Genius]

Mbona umepanic dada?
Haya wanaume wamekusikia watakua wanakuhonga,
🙂

Wewe **** tafta mtu wa kukufira.

 

[BABA SANIAH]

Kuna mmoja nilimtokea tukapanga miadi baada ya wiki 2 siku ya tatu baada ya kumtokea akaniambia nimuazime200000، na kisema atarejesha after one week,man nikajiuliza je nikikonga nae nyoyo ntamdai? Je akininyima ntamdai? Au ndio bei yake?,je asipotokea? Man nikakata line.

 

[Spinster]

Promo @ Work.

Kwakweli, tunaojua hata hatushtuki
Indirect promo :-[:-*

 

[Dream Queen]

Wewe **** tafta mtu wa kukufira.

Hahahaha weekend hii usipopata wa kukugeuza niambie,
Punda wangu yupo.

 

[Spinster]

Kwan lazima utoe ulichoombwa? Kiherehere chako ndo kinachokusurubu

I wonder :O

 

[lbaraka]

Wanawake sikuhiz wamekua majasiri sana yan wengne ukiwaona watt wazuriii lakn mambo wanayoyafanya kama majambazi"
Tumewawezesha sanaa sasa naona wameweza wanataka kutupanda kichwani.

Haya ni ya kweli mkuu. Tena yamenikumba binafsi kabisa yani

 

[Iceberg9]

Huo sio urijali ni ubwege,urijali hauko kwenye kupigwa mizinga,urijali uko kwenye kuitafuna mbunye.

Hata hivyo the strong eats the strong prey,simba au mbwa mwitu hawali msoga uliojifia,hao ni fisi,mimi ni simba sili ease prey kama mizoga.

Ur income constraints ndio upelekea kuongea hivi umekurupuka jombaa unapaswa ujipange,huwezi kuhonga kaa pembeni,utakula vile vya wamama wa kihaya pale temeke,hata ukiwa na dushelele refu mpaka gotini bila mpungu you are nothing,

 

[Lusajo11]

Huo mfumo jike mmeuleta wenyewe mkatuzoesha msitafute mchawi ni nani,mmoja kama wewe ukikataa wengine mia wako tayari kuzama bila kuombwa...jumapili njema pia

Duuh!!

 

[Ummesh]

Kwa michambo tunayopewa daily hawawezi kuwa humu...au watakua wagumu sana sijui labda

We Dada unayeomba omba hela za watu humu acha basi,khaa

Wa JF lazima watakuwa waoga.

 

[issabella]

Kina dada this is too much, hata kama ni kupiga mizinga hii imezidi, hii sio mizinga sasa ni makombora ya masafa marefu,

Mtu hamjawahi kuonana mmekutana kwenye mitandao,mnapanga kukutana alafu muda mchacje kabla hamjakutana unaraise invoice ya ajabu ajabu,mara gari haina mafuta kama unaweza niwezeshe,mara sim imeharibika kama unaweza nisaidie niipeleke kwa fundi nije.

Unakubali vipi mtoko kwenda kuonana na mtu ambae hamjawahi kukutana huku gari haina mafuta..

Kwangu mimi kabla hatujaonana hata kumi sitoi, tukishaonana hata useme ndege imeisha mafuta natama hela za kijaza ndege wese.

mbavu zangu

 

[kupata]

nasikia kuna mtandao wa Badoo unahusika na nini?

 

[Rasterman]

You are deadly toxic as your ID states.

 

[Omerta]

Promo @ Work.

Ha ha ha! Kweli ni promo!?

 

[Iceberg9]

You are deadly toxic as your ID states.

Idiot, acha wafu wazike wafu wao

 

[Omerta]

Fanya tuonane shehe wangu......Nina mazungumzo nyeti ya faragha sana.......

Naona unakamata fursa fastaaa

 

[Omerta]

Usidhani akikuambia hivyo anakupnda anakupiga mzinga ili usimsumbue mie pia nikiona mtu msumbufu nampiga mzinga tena nyie mna bahati mnaombwa hamsini mie pesa hiyo Ni ya mafuta ya gari naweza kuimudu kuipata kwa cku naanza Na m . Ili usinijazie contact

Hebu acha roho mbaya wewe mwanamke, sasa sisi masikini tutapataje tamu yako kwa mtindo huo!?

 

[Omerta]

Sasa huzami chumvini wa kazi gani,pesa yangu hupati bora babu ajilie chake bila kuibiwa...teh teh mkuu tuishie hapa naona topic inabadilika

Babu anapiga mzigo kiuhakika au mpaka atumie sildenafil, muhogo, korosho, parachichi, pweza nk!?

 

[Kule Kwetu]

Mnajua wanaowapiga mzinga usikute hawapiti humu,mnakuja kulalamika huku haisaidii mwambie huko huko...humu kwa mnavyotusakama hivi bado kuna mtu anawaomba vihela vyenu tu...muwe mnawaambia huko huko bana

Hahaha...ila kweli huku wadada wanasakamwa haswa.

 

[timeline]

Mwingine ili muonane anakwambia umnunulie kwanza smart phone ndo muonane, yani ni shida.

Mr.Kamba hii ni kweliiiii!!!!!!