Katika tendo la ndoa nani hufaidi zaidi?

[MR. ABLE]

Mkuna na Mkunwaji muona raha ni nani???

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Two women are chatting in an office.

Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?"

Woman 2: "Yes."...
Woman 1: "Was it good?"

Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?"

Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!"

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?"

Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?"

Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!"

 

[kbosho]

Jibu ni rahisi2 fanya kama skio linawasha lichokonoe na kidole, then jiulze kati ya kdole na skio kipi kmepata raha, nazani umepata jìbu

 

[COURTESY]

Wanawake wana enjoy tuacheni utani,huoni wanavyolalama kwa kelele za mahaba
Wengine mpaka wanaongea their mother tongue lolz,usicheze na kibamia

 

[kisale]

Inabidi tutafute aliyewahi kukuna na sasa anachokonolewa,coz kila mmoja anaongolea experience upande wake.tunaomba bwabwa moja litupe jibu.

 

[mdida]

Tunapowafuta msiringe ringe wala kutudai hela mana raha mnapata nyie zaidi ya siye.

sasa kama raha twapata sie kwann unamaliza soli ya kiatu kunifuatilia>? ungeacha kufualitilia maana wewe unasikia uchungu badala ya raha matokeo yake wewe unaepata uchungu ndo kwanza ulia hadi unatoa machozi ya damu.

 

[pererge]

hatari tupu.

 

[chamlungu]

fanya jaribio hili: chukua kidole, kisha kichove kwenye kidumu cha asali. Halafu kilambe hicho kidole. Je utamu upo wapi, kidoleni au mdomoni? Lakini baada ya kulamba utamu unabaki wapi?

 

[Eng Kimox Kimokole]

Kwa uzoefu wangu, wanawake wanasikia raha zaidi kwa sababu wana sehemu zinazosisimua zaidi ya mbili kwenye uke (critolis, labia, g-spot)

 

[King’asti]

Hahaha, conclusion: women enjoy sex than men

Two women are chatting in an office.

Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?"

Woman 2: "Yes."...
Woman 1: "Was it good?"

Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?"

Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!"

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?"

Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?"

Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!"

 

[MESTOD]

Two women are chatting in an office.

Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?"

Woman 2: "Yes."...
Woman 1: "Was it good?"

Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?"

Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!"

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?"

Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?"

Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!"

Duh, hapo ni kweli, men are from Mars, Women are from Venus

 

[MASOUD NYUMBANYINGI]

kiukweli hili suala liko wazi kabisa kabisa kuwa mwanamke ndio anaepata raha zaid kuliko mwanaume, eg chukua kisosi weka asali yako lamba kwa kutumia kidole je utamu kinasikia kidole au mdomo? nadhani jibu unalo mwanaume raha anasikia sanasana akianza kukojoa tu but 4 the girlz ni throughout the action anasuguliwa, ni hayo tu wana jf

 

[kelao]

JF bana,raha zaidi ya unavyofikiri..

 

[cute junior]

same to all

 

[SG8]

Kazi kweli...Topic za kitoto hizi

 

[Mpigamsuli]

wewe ukifanya sex unajisikiaje?

 

[Mwanawalwa]

Wanawake wana enjoy tuacheni utani,huoni wanavyolalama kwa kelele za mahaba
Wengine mpaka wanaongea their mother tongue lolz,usicheze na kibamia

it depends ukute ni mche wa kutwangia wee unafikiri mwanamke anapata raha hapo au maumivu tu , mi nadhani wanaume ndo wanapata utility kuliko wanawake ,

 

[Alvin Slain]

Muulize huyo mwenza wako anajisikiaje pindi mnapokuwa 6 kwa 6

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

ukiwa unajikuna kipi huwa chapata raha, upele au vidole?
ukiwa wajichokoa sikio kipi chapata raha, sikio au kichokoa sikio?

matusi hayoooo

 

[Shamkware]

Hili swala nilishawahi kulisikia mara kibao, Inasemekana eti, Mwanamke anapata Asilimia 70 za utamu wakati wa Tendo na Mwanaume anapata asilimia 30 tu!

Kitu kingine huwa inasemekana kwamba Round moja kwenda kukamilika wakati wa tendo.

Eti ni sawa na mtu aliye kimbia umbali wa kilomita 7 bila kupumzika

Je ulishawahi kuskia hiki kitu?

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