karibuni Masters Pub,Mikocheni

[Bishanga]

babuu mzee wa totoziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....

uzee mwisho mlandizi downtown hela yako tu,ka vipi unaitwa baby,eti Nivea?

 

[Bishanga]

Hazimkinai biya ama nanihii?

nisaidie kumuuliza

 

[The secretary]

acha umbea Arabela,au unatamani nikuchune ngozi?

Siyo umbea ni taarifa mi nitatoa mwongozo

 

[Arabela]

acha umbea Arabela,au unatamani nikuchune ngozi?

hahaha mpaka unichune ngozi nitonye atakuwa wapi

 

[Arabela]

Siyo umbea ni taarifa mi nitatoa mwongozo

ahsante my dia kwa kunitetea

 

[Bishanga]

Siyo umbea ni taarifa mi nitatoa mwongozo

mke wangu unajua nakupenda,shida nini,kwani kwenye friji kimepungua nini,gari yako haina maafuta? Simu haina credit? Hujavaa nguo mpya? Tulizana The secretary!

 

[The secretary]

mke wangu unajua nakupenda,shida nini,kwani kwenye friji kimepungua nini,gari yako haina maafuta? Simu haina credit? Hujavaa nguo mpya? Tulizana The secretary!

Khaa?nguo mpya hata watoto wanavaa yako wapi mapenzi yoyooooooooo

 

[Kigogo]

Yaniii........mi ndo natoka town now! Napitia hapo.....afu naenda lala!!!

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Hahaa umevaa kichupi ? Au dera

 

[Paloma]

Mbona hukuja Paloma?

mi hata sijui nini kilitokea..................nilijikuta nipo moroco kituoni nimelala!!!
uzuri safari hii sio mtaroni na Bujibuji

 

[Paloma]

Hahaa umevaa kichupi ? Au dera

.........leggings!!!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

mi hata sijui nini kilitokea..................nilijikuta nipo moroco kituoni nimelala!!!
uzuri safari hii sio mtaroni na Bujibuji

Bado tupogo, Paloma, sosoliso kaingia hasara, yaani mwanamke helikopta, unatua popote iwe mtaroni au kwa mateja Moroko

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

mi hata sijui nini kilitokea..................nilijikuta nipo moroco kituoni nimelala!!!
uzuri safari hii sio mtaroni na Bujibuji

Bado tupogo, Paloma, sosoliso kaingia hasara, yaani mwanamke helikopta, unatua popote iwe mtaroni au kwa mateja Moroko

 

[ladyfurahia]

vipisi vya unavitumiaga navyo bestito?

ponda raha kufa kwaja,we vipi ladyfurahia?

 

[Ibrahim K. Chiki]

Pub marhaba,live band,warembo wa kumwaga,vich.upi nje nje na kaza wa kaza,wakware wote karibuni tujimwage,hilo libaba tumbo kubwa mtakaloliona kaunta ndo bishanga,bill yote juu yangu.

mikocheni kwa sehem gani...hebu toa maelekezo fresh kabisaaaa

 

[Nivea]

uzee mwisho mlandizi downtown hela yako tu,ka vipi unaitwa baby,eti Nivea?

beibi Bishanga huyo B'REAL ana kichaa eti wewe mzee???kwikwiwkwi uzee mwisho njia panda ya segeraa au mizani ya kwanza ukitoka chalinze kuelekea moro .sasa hivi data zinaonyesha uzee umesogezwa nyuma

 

[B'REAL]

beibi Bishanga huyo B'REAL ana kichaa eti wewe mzee???kwikwiwkwi uzee mwisho njia panda ya segeraa au mizani ya kwanza ukitoka chalinze kuelekea moro .sasa hivi data zinaonyesha uzee umesogezwa nyuma

nevia bana...haya basi bishanga check bobuu

 

[Paloma]

Bado tupogo, Paloma, sosoliso kaingia hasara, yaani mwanamke helikopta, unatua popote iwe mtaroni au kwa mateja Moroko

una kisa na Kiranga na sosoliso eenh???

 

[Baba V]

una kisa na Kiranga na sosoliso eenh???

Kwani Kiranga nae anahusika hapo!?

 

[ladyfurahia]

ina maana wewe huwaga uangalii upande mwingine lakini kwanini ati?

Kwani Kiranga nae anahusika hapo!?

 

[Fixed Point]

Siyo umbea ni taarifa mi nitatoa mwongozo

ha haaa, kuna mwenzenu huko kapiga mkwara anatokea tanga, ataroga mtu akimkuta na Diamond wake........
chezeya kuwa na play boy/man wewe...... hakuna rangi utaacha kuiona
hivi Bishanga ni boy au man?
Mamndenyi na pacha wangu Nivea naomba jibu tafadhali