Jinsi ya Kutambua Umri wa Mwana-JF

[Mc Tilly Chizenga]

Mtu ajitokeze kukadiria umri wangu degedege

wewe ulizaliwa wakati ugonjwa wa degedege unatamba sana!miaka ya 80!

 

[Kongosho]

Mc TC
unataka kunishika pabaya sasa
hapo hapo ishia

nionee huruma
huu utani wa kiongo karibu na ukweli huwa siupendi kweli

ah wapi wewee!kibint cha miaka 16 kijiite Kongosho?kongosho sounds like kongoroka so umri upo wa kutosha!lol!

 

[Mc Tilly Chizenga]

Mc TC
unataka kunishika pabaya sasa
hapo hapo ishia

nionee huruma
huu utani wa kiongo karibu na ukweli huwa siupendi kweli

ok usijali!ushauri wa bure jibadilishe jina liwe la kisista du uwabambe viserengeti!jiite sweet konnie uone!si unaona watu wakimcheki preta jina na avatar wanadhani ni kasichana kumbe ni mama yangu mdogo!teh!teh!preta akija hapa sijui itakuwaje!ngoja nikimbie!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

itakuwa una 50 something..

Hahahaha wewe..weweee!

Lazima nikudunde nikikukamata! Heheheheee....ila umepatia. I am 59 now.

 

[Mamaya]

Hahahaha wewe..weweee!

Lazima nikudunde nikikukamata! Heheheheee....ila umepatia. I am 59 now.

nn we ni boys2man.

 

[Mc Tilly Chizenga]

Hahahaha wewe..weweee!

Lazima nikudunde nikikukamata! Heheheheee....ila umepatia. I am 59 now.

nyi ndio wazee mnaopiga ma-jeans!kumbe nn babu kijana!avatar yako ni mjukuu wako?

 

[Mamaya]

Mc TC
unataka kunishika pabaya sasa
hapo hapo ishia

nionee huruma
huu utani wa kiongo karibu na ukweli huwa siupendi kweli

kongosho we una umri wa binti aliyevunja ungo mwaka jana.

 

[King’asti]

kuna vibabu humu vinatukana kama nini?
growing old is mandatory,
growing up is an option!

Maneno ya ovyooo na mitusi(20-30)

 

[JS]

Hahahaha wewe..weweee!

Lazima nikudunde nikikukamata! Heheheheee....ila umepatia. I am 59 now.

hahahahaha nimekumbuka hii

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

hahahahaha nimekumbuka hii

I'm an old man!

 

[platozoom]

Kwa kutazama avatar na maandishi yangu kadiria umri wangu...

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

I'm an old man!

Hivi zile ban huwa unazipataga huku au kule, maana kule sijakuona kabisa!!

 

[ndetichia]

Kwa kutazama avatar na maandishi yangu kadiria umri wangu...

hiyo avatar yako mkuu utafikiri ngorongoro crater..

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hivi zile ban huwa unazipataga huku au kule, maana kule sijakuona kabisa!!

Kule ndo wapi huko?

 

[JS]

I'm an old man!

For sure you are one smelly old gig

 

[platozoom]

hiyo avatar yako mkuu utafikiri ngorongoro crater..

Familia yangu hiyo!!

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

Kule ndo wapi huko?

Kwenye majukwaa ya jazba.....

 

[Kaizer]

For sure you are one smelly old gig

JS, mambo?

Ni report abuse hapo...?:A S-coffee:

 

[Gabmanu]

Niambie umri wangu...

Nyie si waganga hebu niambieni na mimi umri wangu.

 

[Kongosho]

he he he
naanza kubana sauti
hadi niwachanganye nza sauti

ok usijali!ushauri wa bure jibadilishe jina liwe la kisista du uwabambe viserengeti!jiite sweet konnie uone!si unaona watu wakimcheki preta jina na avatar wanadhani ni kasichana kumbe ni mama yangu mdogo!teh!teh!preta akija hapa sijui itakuwaje!ngoja nikimbie!