In the Journal of my heart
I have written a journal entry debiting your love and crediting my affection. Darling you write the narration. Your first love I have already indicated in the ledger folio column anyway, our relations are based on double entry system and as our love is real and tangible, you debit what comes in I credit what goes out.
Your beauty is the capital of our business, my eyes are stock-in-trade lets enter into a transaction. You secretly give me trade-discount I will openly give you cash – discount and thus my partner our trading profit and loss account will show super profit on the cheques of your cheeks. I have enclosed all my wealth, get them en-cashed with my banker any time you desire to do so the little counter of my heart will remain open for you even during non-banking hours.
Darling you are just like a contra entry, you are on my debit side and credit side both at the same time and so my dear let us rectify all our errors and tally the trial balance of our affairs arithmetically without maintaining a suspense account.
In the balance sheet of our life our children will be assets if they are boys we will call them sundry creditors, if they are girls we will call them sundry debtors but if it's a boy and a girl, our balance sheet will tally automatically and the auditors will certify that the accounts show a true and fair view of lovely business conducted during our love as at you and me.
Yours sincerely Assets,
The Accounted – Love .
