The Hunter
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Kampige dem wa tandale sound hizi uone!
Jinsi ma- engineer wanavyotongoza!!!!
Jinsi ma- engineer wanavyotongoza!!!!
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Wa tandale noma, hii ni special kwa madem wanaozimikia watu special
EMT
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Compare hiyo na hii toka kwa mwanasheria:
Dear Girl,
I am happy to inform you that I fell in love with you on Tuesday, the seventeenth day of March, two thousand and four. Referring to a meeting held between us on March 17, 2004 at 15:00, I would like to present itself as an alleged lover.
It is expected that our love us will be exposed to the probationary period for three months and, depending on the degree of compatibility reached, could become permanent.
Of course, after the trial period, followed by prolonged preparations for the establishment of close relations, and will be applied scorecard established relations, which should be completed in advance of status - a lover of the wife.
The cost of coffee and entertainment, initially, should be shared between us in equal shares. Later, based on an assessment of your behavior, I might take a larger share of the costs.
I kindly request you to give an answer within 30 days of receipt of this letter. Otherwise, this proposal will become null and void without further notice, and I will consider other candidates.
Also present proposal is losing its force in the event of unforeseen circumstances, force majeure, which could impede the implementation of this proposal.
These, in particular, but not limited to, include: military operations, natural disasters, legislative acts, acts of internal affairs [emphasis added], national security and military forces, deliberate hostile actions of your previous partners.
Also this proposal and any actions taken in connection with it in the future, will be declared invalid if You breach declared as a result of this meeting the commitments and guarantees to the Committee, in particular, and primarily include:
1 .. You have never been married;
2 .. You are admitting speeding on my part is quite certain events of nature;
3 .. You did not oppose mandated separation of my sexual abilities with other special female.
I would be happy if, in the case of your unwillingness to accept this proposal you have submitted this letter to your sister.
Thank in advance,
Yours sincerely,
The young man.
Dear Girl,
I am happy to inform you that I fell in love with you on Tuesday, the seventeenth day of March, two thousand and four. Referring to a meeting held between us on March 17, 2004 at 15:00, I would like to present itself as an alleged lover.
It is expected that our love us will be exposed to the probationary period for three months and, depending on the degree of compatibility reached, could become permanent.
Of course, after the trial period, followed by prolonged preparations for the establishment of close relations, and will be applied scorecard established relations, which should be completed in advance of status - a lover of the wife.
The cost of coffee and entertainment, initially, should be shared between us in equal shares. Later, based on an assessment of your behavior, I might take a larger share of the costs.
I kindly request you to give an answer within 30 days of receipt of this letter. Otherwise, this proposal will become null and void without further notice, and I will consider other candidates.
Also present proposal is losing its force in the event of unforeseen circumstances, force majeure, which could impede the implementation of this proposal.
These, in particular, but not limited to, include: military operations, natural disasters, legislative acts, acts of internal affairs [emphasis added], national security and military forces, deliberate hostile actions of your previous partners.
Also this proposal and any actions taken in connection with it in the future, will be declared invalid if You breach declared as a result of this meeting the commitments and guarantees to the Committee, in particular, and primarily include:
1 .. You have never been married;
2 .. You are admitting speeding on my part is quite certain events of nature;
3 .. You did not oppose mandated separation of my sexual abilities with other special female.
I would be happy if, in the case of your unwillingness to accept this proposal you have submitted this letter to your sister.
Thank in advance,
Yours sincerely,
The young man.
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NewDawnTz wewe utakuwa Doctor, unapay attention kwa wagonjwa fulani, jinsia fulani na ugonjwa fulan katika eneo fulani, hah hah!!
22nd
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I fall in love with ur signature"Butua uwakomboe wenzako i can call u a genius, hivi umefikiria nini mpaka ukaja na signature hiyo, umenikumbusha mbali sana, enzi hizo naishi uwanja wa taifa(opposite) miaka hiyo ya 1989- 1994,nilicheza sana kombolela
EMT
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For that case, naona wewe unahitaji barua yenye multiple choice maana hii ya lawyer imekushinda.
My Dearest Reshma, Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options
(A) 10 marks,
(b) 5marks and
(c) 3 marks.
**********
1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn't control seeing me
(c) really … Am I doing it?
**********
2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile
**********
3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I'll like your song
**********
4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don't know
**********
5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend's because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won't feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don't know
**********
6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn't get into your bus…
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn't notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded
**********
7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them
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I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose
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9) On that day, it was my birthday. You too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.
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If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don't delay in expressing it.If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it's getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love, Shravan*********************
NILHAM RASHED
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tandale ni sehemu gani kwani???
Good Guy
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Good luck Good Guy!
Good Guy
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EMT
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Hapo sasa, tunaomba nao wamwage mistari yao.
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