Jinsi Baba na mtoto wanavyowazianaga

[Busara ziro]

Life bwana kuna muda unawaza daaah..!! "hivi kwa mfano BABA Angekuaga MO DEWJ sahvi maisha mtelezo tuu!! " Wakati huohuo baba nae unakuta anawaza hivi mfano "MWANANGU angekuaga SAMATTA "loooh..!! Ningekua nakula maisha tu... Yaani we acha Halafu kuna kipindi MTOTO Anawaza "dingi akifa tu nauza nyumba" yaani kumbe mda huu dingi nae anawazia ufe ili apangishe chumba unachokaa!!
_LIFE IS NOT FAIR

 

[Busara ziro]

Life isn't fair!

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

Dah mimi nawazaga nasema "huyu mzee mbona alizaliwa bongo kwanini asingezaliwa mbele" kumbe nayeye anawaza "huyu mtoto ningejua siku ile ningevaa condom".

 

[Busara ziro]

Hahaa ni kweli mkuu

Dah mimi nawazaga nasema "huyu mzee mbona alizaliwa bongo kwanini asingezaliwa mbele" kumbe nayeye anawaza "huyu mtoto ningejua siku ile ningevaa condom".

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[elly obedy]

😂😂

 

[Busara ziro]

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[Sky Eclat]

Fanyeni kazi

 

[Busara ziro]

Fanyeni kazi

We acha tu

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[Sky Eclat]

We acha tu

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😂😂😂😂😂

 

[goldcall]

Dah mimi nawazaga nasema "huyu mzee mbona alizaliwa bongo kwanini asingezaliwa mbele" kumbe nayeye anawaza "huyu mtoto ningejua siku ile ningevaa condom".

unaona sasa thinking yako, ipo chini sana...

 

[Chaliifrancisco]

unaona sasa thinking yako, ipo chini sana...

Dingii vipi mbona unanfatilia asee mimi situmii mashoga bana. Hebu jaribu bahati mahali ingine.

 

[goldcall]

Dingii vipi mbona unanfatilia asee mimi situmii mashoga bana. Hebu jaribu bahati mahali ingine.

ukiwa mpumbavu lazima tukwambie, acha upumbavu na mashoga ni rafiki zako usiniletee ushenzi wako, unakataa nini sasa, wewe ni kilaza!

 

[Ushimen]

Mihuwa nawaza sana kuhusu ID name ya mwanangu anayo tumia humu jf, bilashaka nayeye pia huwa anawaza kinyume chake ili aijuwe ID yangu humu jf.
Na kunasiku nilimsikia akimwambia Dada yake kwamba "sim ya baba ina jf application", kisha Dada yake akamwambia " Apia"

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[Chaliifrancisco]

ukiwa mpumbavu lazima tukwambie, acha upumbavu na mashoga ni rafiki zako usiniletee ushenzi wako, unakataa nini sasa, wewe ni kilaza!

Poa poa dingii. Pita alolo basi nsije kukuharibia siku na mimi nikaharibu CV yangu.

 

[goldcall]

Poa poa dingii. Pita alolo basi nsije kukuharibia siku na mimi nikaharibu CV yangu.

poa dogo, usije tena anga hizi, nikakugeuza mke wa pili!

 

[goldcall]

Acha uchoko. Kama umekosa soko usishobokee watu usiowajua. Nani kaanza kum-quote mwenzake mpaka uniambie nisije anga hizo? Acha uduanzi waki wewe.

sasa usipende mazoea ya kidemu, wewe unaniletea umama unafikiri inakaaje sasa! angalia sana, sikunyingine utakuja kutongozwa!

 

[Quid pro]

Life bwana kuna muda unawaza daaah..!! "hivi kwa mfano BABA Angekuaga MO DEWJ sahvi maisha mtelezo tuu!! " Wakati huohuo baba nae unakuta anawaza hivi mfano "MWANANGU angekuaga SAMATTA "loooh..!! Ningekua nakula maisha tu... Yaani we acha Halafu kuna kipindi MTOTO Anawaza "dingi akifa tu nauza nyumba" yaani kumbe mda huu dingi nae anawazia ufe ili apangishe chumba unachokaa!!
_LIFE IS NOT FAIR

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[Busara ziro]

Sio mchezo

 

[Sakapara]

Fanyeni kazi

Hakika msalimie babu Asprin