Je ungeepukaje janga hili?

[Crocodiletooth]

Kila afikiri ni jinsi gani angejiokoa dhidi ya balaa hii

 

[bysange]

Hapo ni kupiga maombi ya kupokelewa vyema kwa Mungu Muumba...lol!

 

[Mashaxizo]

Kudadadeki! Unamueleza nini king wa jungle huyo?
Nahis wale wa kuruka na ungo wasingesumbuka hapo!

 

[miss chagga]

unamkumbatia simba tu....

 

[farkhina]

Mmmmmmh mie ningejifanya kama sihamuona....

 

[Amavubi]

kwa neema tu

 

[Katavi]

Mmmmmmh mie ningejifanya kama sihamuona....

Una ujasiri wewe wa kufanya hivyo?

 

[okon]

Mi mtu/kitu chochote huwa hakinisogelei tokea upande ilipo miguu. Napiga mateke kishenzi. Huyo simba mbona angekoma?

 

[life is Short]

Hapo wamwambia Tuheshimiane, huoni umeingia territory yangu ?? Shh sh sshh, unamwabie tena ondoka nisikuone kabisa !!
afu, wavuta zipi baada ya kuchukua GUN yako.

 

[KikulachoChako]

Kwanza namtia kidole..alafu mambo mengine baadae...

 

[Tyta]

unamkumbatia simba tu....

 

[omary mwene]

huyo dawa yake unamuitia azam tu mwenyewe atakimbia....

 

[Kifarutz]

Hii mbona simple..? Sisi wamasai mahari huwa ni ngozi ya simba.! For this case simba kajileta mwenyewe and Only knife will set me free..! Hapo nampa kisu cha jicho, akikwepa namtoa utumbo..! Lazima nipate mke kupitia mnyama huyu..!

 

[kabanga]

dah ....unamkaribisha chai ....

 

[pmwasyoke]

Simba mwenyewe ana amani - ila jamaa akipanic na kufanya vioja ndio atamtibua.

 

[mgeni10]

Unamkaribisha kama umeona mtu na si mfalme wa nyika

Maana hapo hakuna namna

 

[Washawasha]

dah ....unamkaribisha chai ....

atainywa bila tatizo na kwenda zake.
Nalog off

 

[kabanga]

atainywa bila tatizo na kwenda zake.
Nalog off

unamwambia karibu tena....

 

[Washawasha]

unamwambia karibu tena....

atakufurahia sana.
Nalog off

 

[Baba V]

Atandoka mwenyewe kwa harufu itakayotanda hapo ghafla, manaake ni lazima uugue tumbo la kuhara ghafla.