Je, umeshawahi kumpiga mkeo/mpenzi ?

[Penologist]

Kama mchepuko ankufwata bar na nduguzake uwanunulie beer,kinachofwata nikumuita pembeni tu unamchapa vibao viwili alaf unawachia manyoya.

 

[Castr]

Sijawahi kumpiga mwanamke. Sitarajii. Nishaingilia sana ugomvi ambao mwanamke anapigwa na mwanaume.

 

[Light Saber Imetosha Sasa]

Ulimwacha au ulifanya nini ,??
Chanzo?

Sitokaa nisahau kile kibao kabisaaa!! Kilikuwa kimoja tuuu ila niliona nyota zoote za mbinguni zimehamia pale sebleni!

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[Rabonn]

Mwaka 2015 sikumbuki tulipisha kiswahil gan na wife ukazuka mzozo na kama unavyojua wanawake ukishampenda na kumuheshimu na ukizingatia kama elim hatuna tofauti basi huwa wanaona kama tunawaogopa sana.

Maneno yakaanza bwana, nikatulia kimyaa sebuleni yy yuko pembeni.Kaongeeeeaaa ila mm nimetulia kimya tu.(kipindi hicho alikua na mimba ya miezi kama mi 3,sasa sijui kama ndio ilikua inamsumbua).Kumbe kukaa mm kimya kunazidi kumkera anataman tujibizane.

Nikaona isiwe tabu nikazama gheto kulala ingawa ilikua mchana sijaenda kazini.Akanifuata gheto bado anaoiga kelele.Nikatulia kimya nikaamka.Bado kelele zinaendelea.Nikanyanyuka nitoke nje kabisaa akaniwah kukaa mlangoni eti anazuia nisipite nibaki ndani.
Nikamwabia nomba kupita, eeh!!hapo ndio akanivaa mwilin et ananioiga push na kifua chake.Nikaona isiwe tabu.NILIMUWASHA KIBAO KIMOJA TU kitakatifu ,akajikuta amerushwa mpaka kitandani.Mm nikatoka nje nikatuliaaa.Na ukizangatia hii ndio ilikua mara ya kwanza na alikua ana mimba basi hichi kitendo kilinifanya nijiskie vibaya sana.Nikajua sasa maisha yatakua magumu kwa muda acha nijiandae kisaikolojia.

Eeh!Cha kushangaza kama baada ya saa moja namuona huyo anakuja nje kuniaribisha ndani nikale chakula.Nikashangaa sana.Na upendo ukaundlea kama hakuna kilichotokea.

Wanawake ni wa ajabu sana kuwaelewa.

 

[Khantwe]

Hajawahi kupigwa mtoto mzuri huyu, sio korofi!

Eti bebi waambie kuwa hujawahi na hutowahi kunipiga

 

[Light Saber Imetosha Sasa]

Nimekuelewa boss

Inaonesha kiwango cha ukomavu zaidi kama mkieleweshana kwa njia za amani! Ila uki impose utoto utakula makofi kama kawaida.

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Daaah
Na mie nampenda sana, ila sijawahi waza kumpiga

Ni kawaida,ukiona unapigwa ni ishara ya wivu fulani unaoashiria mapenzi aliyonayo kwako.

 

[Light Saber Imetosha Sasa]

Kiukweli Mke wangu mpenzi kokote ulipo sintokupiga asilani. Ntakukumbusha tu kuwa upumbavu sitaki ila kama mnavyojua hii story ni ya kugusa sana kwahio ntamgusa inapobidi!

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[Khantwe]

Hahaha hahaha
Nililia wiki nzima!! Kila nikikumbuka nalia tuu! Daaah lile likibao hapanaaaaa

Nina imani hatorudia tena

 

[Sakayo]

Ni kawaida,ukiona unapigwa ni ishara ya wivu fulani unaoashiria mapenzi aliyonayo kwako.

Aiseee
Lile likibao sio la kawaida mkuu! Kama hayo ndo mapenzi mmmh

 

[Khantwe]

Unamwelewesha mtu haelewi unachukua hatua gani??

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Mtu mzima kwa nini asielewe? Ukimpiga ndio ataelewa sasa?

 

[Sakayo]

Nina imani hatorudia tena

Na kweli sitorudia tena kunyanyua simu yake nimpe, ikiita huwa naiacha akaichukue mwenyewe!

 

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Aiseee
Lile likibao sio la kawaida mkuu! Kama hayo ndo mapenzi mmmh

ha ha ha ha,baada ya kupigwa ulifanyaje?

 

[Extrovert]

Hahaha hahaha
Nililia wiki nzima!! Kila nikikumbuka nalia tuu! Daaah lile likibao hapanaaaaa

Sema Sakayo we ni gud wife. Unaonekana mpole mwenyewe, infact i easily fond for cool girls/women na nishakuwaga nae mmoja. Sikuwahi kupata sababu ya kumpiga tho kuna mda tulipishana ila she was always cool yani ananuna tu. Namchekesha na kumbembeleza then we are good again.

Bad thing about wanawake wapole, they keep things inside!!! Sakayo utakuwa shamba darasa, kofi la first year hadi leo watoto wanakaribia kwenda secondary! Ha ha

 

[Khantwe]

Hapo ndo wanawake tunakosea eti olewa unambie!! Mtanyanyasika sana habari za kuhalalisha kipigo....mi wangu hanipigi na nishakataa huo ujinga

Haha as if kipigo ni tendo la ndoa kwamba kila mwanandoa lazima apata

 

[Light Saber Imetosha Sasa]

Mi ndo udhaifu wangu huo wajameni huwa nawapasuaga sana wakizingua aisee sometime wanatia hasira unavumilia mpaka uvumilivu unapita kikomo

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Wapasue boss wapasue, hadi siku muanze kupasuana

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[Wyatt Mathewson]

Hapo ndo wanawake tunakosea eti olewa unambie!! Mtanyanyasika sana habari za kuhalalisha kipigo....mi wangu hanipigi na nishakataa huo ujinga

Hahahahaaaa

Eti wangu hanipigi,dada acha kutudanganya hapa!

Hakuna mtoto mdogo hapa ujue!

Ni kwamba,kwenye lifespan ya ndoa yako kuna mahali aidha mwanzo au whatever period,ulishawahi pewa ubatizo wa moto na kuanzia hapo una displine hujawahi mtibua kabisa!

Tunaita,knowing your position!

Kama ubatizo haujawahi fanyika,it is a matter of time lazima atakuweka sawa tu na utaelewa your position!

He is keeping up with your bullshit all this time,kuna siku lazima atakuweka sawa na mapepe yote yatakuisha na utamuheshimu mia mia!

Wewe ruka ruka tu now humu JF na uongo wako...

In here people can smell lies from miles away!

Stop acting,I have stopped movie production!

 

[Khantwe]

Mtoto hapigwi. Anachapwa.

Yale yale na wewe pacha wa Bonny usitake kunichanganya

 

[Wyatt Mathewson]

Mkuu sijadanganya.. [emoji5]

Its funny to see people are lying, just because they say something that is out of how you behave

😀ont folo folo me wizout ene bikoz:

Kama hujadanganya then it is a matter of time,it will happen!

Just relax,take your time!

 

[Light Saber Imetosha Sasa]

Wewe ulipata nguvu ya stuli, mimi niliona nyota koooote, nikakaa chini kama dk tano ndo machozi yakaanza kutoka!

Akaanza kukuomba msamaha , Basi ukavimba haukumsamehe siku hiyo .
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