Madame S
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- Mar 4, 2015
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hahhaahHizi mende hunishangaza sana[emoji848][emoji848]. Unaeka food kwa microwave ukiwarm alafu unaona mende zikitembea huko ndani kama Shadrack, Meshack na Abednego..
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*bbade* abeeeB-bade
Hili jina kila mara nikiliona nashindwa kulitamka*bbade* abeee
nakuja.....baadae lkn!Fanya urudi kulala
I saw two weed-smoking boys stealing my neighbour's clothes from his washing line and so I asked them, "Boys what are you doing?"
They replied, "We are shopping online!"
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Tamka Bade sahau B ya Kwanzaa. ..au Tamka B sahau BadeHili jina kila mara nikiliona nashindwa kulitamka
hahahaHizi mende hunishangaza sana[emoji848][emoji848]. Unaeka food kwa microwave ukiwarm alafu unaona mende zikitembea huko ndani kama Shadrack, Meshack na Abednego..
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Daah haya ndio yale mambo ya Baki na Moja Kichwani!Tamka Bade sahau B ya Kwanzaa. ..au Tamka B sahau Bade
ufundishe watu hili jina lako...maana ni gumu sana [emoji14][emoji14][emoji14][emoji1][emoji1][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]*bbade* abeee
exactlyIf all married men decide to become faithful with their wives alone, I swear, all these slay queens and muvi stars will all die of hunger
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Kabisa. ....Daah haya ndio yale mambo ya Baki na Moja Kichwani!
cc chakubanga slow slowDaah haya ndio yale mambo ya Baki na Moja Kichwani!
Nitabadilisha soon niwe *Mrs Miller*ufundishe watu hili jina lako...maana ni gumu sana [emoji14][emoji14][emoji14][emoji1][emoji1][emoji125][emoji125][emoji125]
Okay Mrs MillerNitabadilisha soon niwe *Mrs Miller*
Kunywa majiNinataka nijuee ladhaa ya Majimamaaa jamanii...[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]Kama Una nambaa tusaidiane
hiyo itapendeza na kuwarahisishia ndugu zangu ambao tunapata tabu kulitamka jina lako hilo la kiBrazil [emoji3][emoji3]Nitabadilisha soon niwe *Mrs Miller*