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Thad · Sep 28, 2018

Msalimie sana

maliyamtu said:
Haswaa shoga tunalindana kwa zamu mama

Lumbi9 · Sep 28, 2018

Thad said:
Njoo kama hujachoka mbaya[emoji23]

Sijaielewa hii, ni angalizo au ni ruhusa

Chumchang Changchum · Sep 28, 2018

Ndugu walinzi tat

Thad said:
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Labda za vichakani ndio huingia kimyakimya ila za ndani huambatana na vijikelele vya mahaba

Wacha weee,Sasa wapi panatufaa!'SORRY PANAFAA...

Thad · Sep 28, 2018

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Aki diamond hunishangaza Sa zingine. Si Ni juzijuzi amekua akiambia madem wajilegeze awabebe mgongoni ..... Saii Ashachoka anawaambia wajibebe . Anawapa tabu sana mademu huyu kijana [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Hana maana kabisa, halafu kawadanganya yeye wa kwake kamnunulia gari nyie bado mnawaambia wenu wajibebe

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 28, 2018

*Kuoa vijijini raha sana Hata ukiulizwa unafanya kazi gani ukiwaambia mimi ni admin basi daaaah wanaona wewe ni bonge la boss*[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Thad · Sep 28, 2018

peterchoka said:
Sijaielewa hii, ni angalizo au ni ruhusa

Wewe si peterchoka, kama ni chokambaya usije

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 28, 2018

85% of Kenyans used to sing "Mother Shiro" instead of "Murder She Wrote"
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Thad · Sep 28, 2018

Pote hapatufai

Chumchang Changchum said:
Ndugu walinzi tat

Wacha weee,Sasa wapi panatufaa!'SORRY PANAFAA...

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 28, 2018

Been fat and poor is a suicide mission[emoji1786] You will be hungry and people won't believe you[emoji23][emoji23]

Lumbi9 · Sep 28, 2018

Thad said:
Wewe si peterchoka, kama ni chokambaya usije

Ohoo!

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 28, 2018

Dear ladies don't take the front seat of your boyfriend's car too serious,for many have come and gone [emoji276][emoji23][emoji2913]

Ambiele Kiviele · Sep 28, 2018

bbade said:
Mr Miller amedukuliwa simu yake nini?
Sio kawaida yake

Kuna muda watoto wa kiume huwa tunapenda kudekezwa

Thad · Sep 28, 2018

Ndo vile

peterchoka said:
Ohoo!

Lumbi9 · Sep 28, 2018

Thad said:
Ndo vile

Nitakuchapa wewe

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 28, 2018

Kama abortion ni murder I think condoms too are kidnappers...

Thad · Sep 28, 2018

peterchoka said:
Nitakuchapa wewe

Utakuwa umenionea, kwani mimi ndo niliyekupa hilo jina?

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 28, 2018

Cicero of the Roman empire wrote this
1. The poor - work & work.
2. The rich - exploit the poor.
3. The soldier - protects both.

4. The taxpayer - pays for all three.
5. The banker - robs all four.
6. The lawyer - misleads all five.

7. The doctor - bills all six.
8. The goons - scare all of seven.

9. The Politician -, lives happily on account of all eight.

Written in 43 B.C. but still valid even today.

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 28, 2018

Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?" Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"
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Thad · Sep 28, 2018

SHIMBA YA BUYENZE said:
Kam abortion ni murder I think condoms too are kidnappers...

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] What about condom users?[emoji848]

Shimba ya Buyenze · Sep 28, 2018

*My Dear Sister kukosa kuwa na tako kwa maisha ya sasa ni sawa na nchi kukosa Jeshi*
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