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[Kaizer]

Poa nimekubali.

Umekubali nini msiri wangu mwaJ?

 

[mwaJ]

Umekubali nini msiri wangu mwaJ?

Hee! Na wewe Kaizer nawe! Kumbe upo huku! Wala hata sikumbuki nimekubali nini! Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa!

 

[Kaizer]

Hee! Na wewe Kaizer nawe! Kumbe upo huku! Wala hata sikumbuki nimekubali nini! Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Okay madam hukumbuki, safi. Ulidhani nipo wapi namo nimejiunga NDC? Ndo ivo kaa mbali na Asprin

 

[mwaJ]

Okay madam hukumbuki, safi. Ulidhani nipo wapi namo nimejiunga NDC? Ndo ivo kaa mbali na Asprin

Mie niko mbali nae sana tu tatizo Asprin ni mchokozi sana na wakeze wanamuendekeza ukishtaki wala hawajali ndio kwanza wanamwambia aendelee.

 

[Kaizer]

Mie niko mbali nae sana tu tatizo Asprin ni mchokozi sana na wakeze wanamuendekeza ukishtaki wala hawajali ndio kwanza wanamwambia aendelee.

Okay usishtaki kwa Yummy BADILI TABIA wala cacico Nambie mm. Okay?

 

[mwaJ]

Okay usishtaki kwa Yummy BADILI TABIA wala cacico Nambie mm. Okay?

Okay, msiri wangu. I got you.

 

[Asprin]

Ha ha haaaaaa! Yummy umenimaliza kabisa! Una muendekeza na kumdekeza sana huyu mume wenu ndio maana hatulii! Ngoja nisubiri labda best yangu cacico atanisaidia. Lol!

Bila kumbembeleza shosti unafikiri mambo yataenda wangu?

mwaJ kam zis way akukague ndio utatuelewa kwa nn tunang'ang'ania hapo!

Haya mwaJ popote pale ulipo, njoo soma material ya my darling wives afu ukuje panda hii nikufanyishe mtihani nione kama umeelewa na umefaulu............ kam zis way now now!

 

[Asprin]

We umepotelea wapi wajameni, mbona umekua adimu kama ****** ya panya?!

ujue mama amerudi Yummy! nabanwaje sasa?? kazi mimi na mama mimi! ni kasheshe! ila MUNGU ni mwema anaendelea vema!

Ooh my luv, nashukuru kusikia hivyo......Mungu ni mwema na anasikiliza maombi yetu,tuzidi kumuomba.

Love u mwaaaaah

Yeah...
Dear My And Our Lord, I and We Pray For My Mama In Law To Get Well Soon!!..... I And We Pray Again and Again and Again....:amen::amen::amen:

 

[Asprin]

Poa nimekubali.

Umekubali nini msiri wangu mwaJ?

Hee! Na wewe Kaizer nawe! Kumbe upo huku! Wala hata sikumbuki nimekubali nini! Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Okay madam hukumbuki, safi. Ulidhani nipo wapi namo nimejiunga NDC? Ndo ivo kaa mbali na Asprin

Mie niko mbali nae sana tu tatizo Asprin ni mchokozi sana na wakeze wanamuendekeza ukishtaki wala hawajali ndio kwanza wanamwambia aendelee.

Okay usishtaki kwa Yummy BADILI TABIA wala cacico Nambie mm. Okay?

Okay, msiri wangu. I got you.

ODM akaangalia juu akapaza sauti akisema mwaJ.... MwaaJeei, Mbona umeniacha?

 

[Asprin]

hubby leo sio zamu yangu??

Hivi siku hizi hata wewe unaulizia nywele saluni? hebu kam zis way achana na longolongo mingi.

Mi miss u veri machi, and I knoo yu knoo it.:A S kiss::A S-heart-2::busu:welcome::focus:

 

[Yummy]

Yeah...
Dear My And Our Lord, I and We Pray For Our(My) Mama (In Law) To Get Well Soon!!..... I And We Pray Again and Again and Again....:amen::amen::amen:

Ameeeeein......bwana awe nanyi wapendwa wangu, bila kuwasahau BADILI TABIA na Kongosho

 

[Asprin]

Ameeeeein......bwana awe nanyi wapendwa wangu, bila kuwasahau BADILI TABIA na Kongosho

Afu wewe ukinletea za kuleta nagawa ile makitu....Ohoooo!!

 

[Yummy]

Afu wewe ukinletea za kuleta nagawa ile makitu....Ohoooo!!

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Asprin umenivunja mbavu uwiiiiiiii laiti wangalielewa..........lol

 

[Asprin]

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Asprin umenivunja mbavu uwiiiiiiii laiti wangalielewa..........lol

Tena nasubiri tamko lako kabla sijafanya maamuzi magumu....

 

[mwaJ]

ODM akaangalia juu akapaza sauti akisema mwaJ.... MwaaJeei, Mbona umeniacha?

Ha ha haaaa haaaaaaaa! Asprin me like you sana! Msiri wangu Kaizer inabidi sometimes unisamehe bure! Ila usihofu nimefurahishwa tu na maneno yake, wala siendi huko anakoniita.

 

[mwaJ]

Haya mwaJ popote pale ulipo, njoo soma material ya my darling wives afu ukuje panda hii nikufanyishe mtihani nione kama umeelewa na umefaulu............ kam zis way now now!

Nope! I won't come. Kaizer kanionya nikae mbali na wewe.

 

[Asprin]

Ha ha haaaa haaaaaaaa! Asprin me like you sana! Msiri wangu Kaizer inabidi sometimes unisamehe bure! Ila usihofu nimefurahishwa tu na maneno yake, wala siendi huko anakoniita.

Basi hilo cheko nikiangalia na avatar yako.... mie huyooooo toilet na kasabuni kangu. Khaa!

 

[mwaJ]

Basi hilo cheko nikiangalia na avatar yako.... mie huyooooo toilet na kasabuni kangu. Khaa!

Shauri yako! Wewe jiamini tu, kuna siku utashangaa unajikuta una talaka 9 mkononi! yaani 3 toka kwa kila mke.

 

[Kaizer]

ODM akaangalia juu akapaza sauti akisema mwaJ.... MwaaJeei, Mbona umeniacha?

Na vile vipande 30 vya fedha, Juda Iskariote akavirudisha kwa makuhani, kisha huyooo akajinyongea zake mbali Asprin

 

[Lucas]

hata sijui kuna nini hapa ?!!?!?