I wish I had a husband already

[Zuriel_cfc]

Aisee!

 

[Technologiest]

Kusikia fedha itaongeza urefu chupi imetingishika

Mkuu unavaa chupi na wewe?

 

[Zuriel_cfc]

Ahh wapi siko interested na pesa ya mtu maana mi mwenyewe najua kuzitafuta zangu pole sana.... I pay my own bills, I drive my own car, am building my own house, I have my own businesses so pesa ya mtu hainishtui by the way am comfortable in spending my own money not any one else's money..hope you got me..am not a gold digger

Sema aki ya Mungu!!

 

[Atoto]

Nyerere alipiga sana vita ukabila, naona taratibu mnaanza kutubagua kwenye mahusiano based on our tribes, nyie haya tu!!!

Hahahaaaa!! Mmezidi ubahiri bwana nk.🙈🙈🙈🙈

 

[Ifururu]

Nitapambbana nae hivyihivyo mpaka atakaa kwenye mstari na kuwa mume bora

Mnatafuta warefu mkiamini kuwa hawana vibamia,,,vipi mkikutana na mrefu mwenye kibamia au mfupi mwenye inch 12???hivi messi akikutaka utamkataa kisa mfupi??

 

[Atoto]

Hahaha mbona mie wazee wangu unaeza sema wametokea umasaini! Ni matolu wote, ufupi its just a genetic issue! Kama ndugu zangu wangu wote ni matolu 185cm+ ila mie ndio mfupi it shows hata mie nina T kubwa ndani yangu so its likely ntakuja kuwa na watoto warefu mbeleni!
Kuhusu kupenda pesa ni ipo sana kwa jamii za watu maskini hata huko ulaya, Watu ambao baba zao wali win mapema wakakulia katika Lavish lifestyles hata hawababaikagi na hela! Anaenda anapata zake ila hutamskia akimsumbua mumewe eti kisa ana pesa, maskini ndio tunaleteanaga shida!

Wooiii kumbe mpare🙆🙆🙆

Ni nature, mtu anavutwa na asichokuwa nacho.

 

[the sister]

Mnatafuta warefu mkiamini kuwa hawana vibamia,,,vipi mkikutana na mrefu mwenye kibamia au mfupi mwenye inch 12???hivi messi akikutaka utamkataa kisa mfupi??

Ndio nitamkataa maana hajameet vigezo vyangu

 

[Atoto]

Huyu espy sijui ana nini na wapare, sijui amewahi kudate na wapare wangapi, manake reference zake nyingi ni wapare, haoni waluguru, wapogoro, wakinga nk. Huenda tumemtenda sana manake thithi bwana!!

Hahahaaaa!! Wapogoro na waluguru watu poa sana, nimeishi nao for years hawana makuu thats why siwatumii kama reference, ila wapare sasaaaaaa!!!
Hamjanitenda jamani basi tu.

 

[Atoto]

Acha urongo , wapare ni wafupi by nature kivipi, makabila mengine hayana breeds fupi...

Hapa natetea origin yangu tafwazali!!!

Hahahaaaaaaaa!!! Eli niwache bwana, wafupi alafu sasaaaaaa...........🙆🙆🙈🙈🙈

 

[sab]

Lovely words, every man wants to hear from ..... lovely wife

 

[Atoto]

Mi ni mpare Bro ila sina mambo ya kiduanzi kama anavyotu judge bibie espy

Vipi kuhusu sketi, maana mko njema kipande hiyo duuh!!

 

[Atoto]

Inabidi tumuandane hadi aache kutubagua, Nyerere alikataa ubaguzi au kama unaweza umtongoze ajue swagga zetu mkuu.

Hahahaaaa!! Namtaka mdogo wako, kama yuko kama wewe lakini, kama sio basi simtaki.

 

[Atoto]

Tatizo atakuwa mke wa mtu huyu, hahahaah atakuwaga alisha date na mpare akamzingua

Sijawahi.
wapare,wachaga na wangoni nawaogopa sana.

 

[Atoto]

Hata kama, akiingia kwenye 18 zako sio haramu mkuu

Eli nakubutuaaaaa!

 

[Gushleviv]

Wewe hufai kuolewa sababu hata ukipata mume leo hii kesho ukikutana na mwanaume mrefu kuliko mumeo utacheat. Endelea kuwa Single hivyohivyo tuu!

 

[the sister]

Wewe hufai kuolewa sababu hata ukipata mume leo hii kesho ukikutana na mwanaume mrefu kuliko mumeo utacheat. Endelea kuwa Single hivyohivyo tuu!

Nonsense

 

[Watu8]

Hili tangazo limelipiwa!!

 

[Extrovert]

Vipi kuhusu sketi, maana mko njema kipande hiyo duuh!!

Kuhusu sketi tunashona aina mbalimbali, za shule, kiofisi, hotelini n.k! Tunao mafundi wabobezi katika ushonaji wewe pia unakaribishwa!

 

[Extrovert]

Sijawahi.
wapare,wachaga na wangoni nawaogopa sana.

Unakosa ladha mama wacha nije nikuonjeshe ladha, utakuja kuwapa mrejesho!

 

[Hannah]

Chagua kitu roho inataka mama.
Wanaume wafupi, wembamba siyo kabisa. Japo vinajua kupenda na kumganda mtu kama ruba.