Hongereni wajinga Wafuatao...kwa sikukuu yenu murua.
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Dr Lizzy
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Pia zinachangia wazuri kubadilika na kua wabaya!
Asprin
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Hahahah....hamuna hiyo kitu.......biya inafanya watu hasa wanawake waonekane wazuri.
Ukinywa ya kwanza......chuchu zinaanza kuwa ndogo
Ya Pili, Wowowo inaanza kuongezeka
Ya tatu miguu inachukua shepu ya chupa ya biya
Ya nne...sura inaanza kuwa kama ya Cleopatra
Ya tano, binti anakaribishwa mezani
Ya sita...nyama choma inaagizwa
Ya saba...apointment inapangwa
Ya nane....ya tisa......
Kukikucha asubuhi, biya zikiisha kumkichwa, unajikuta umelala na BiKidude!
LONG LIVE BIYA...............
Dr Lizzy
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Tatizo sio hao wa kuokota usiku...ni wale mnaowaacha nyumbani!Kadri mnavyoongeza kunywa ndo nao wanavyochoka kuwasubiria na chakula kilichopoa kila siku!Kununa kunaanza..kulalamika kunakuja..mwishoni wote mnajikuta hamfurahii maisha tena maana kwako kelele zinazidi na kwake anaona kero zinaongezeka kila siku!
Dr Lizzy
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Hehehe mi sikatai mnywe..ila tangulizeni wapenzi/wake zenu kabla ya bia.Maana hata siku mkiumwa ndo watakaowaguza na sio bia!Kumbuka...nyie mnaihitaji bia na mtafanya chochote kuipata ila bia haina muda na nyie...usipoitafuta wewe ndo basi tena!
Asprin
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Hehehehe...tuwatangulize mbele siyo?
Mbona tulishawatanguliza siku nyingi? Mpaka tukawaapia kabisa na kusaini kwenye vyeti vya serikali....
sasa ili waendelee kuwa mbele, wazuri zaidi, huduma ya uhakika.....ni lazima Biya ihusike
LONG LIVE BIYA!
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Post of the MONTH - April 2011
TIMING
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hao bwana huwa tunawaita viuno!!!
Hivi mtu anarudije homu saa saba usiku yuko sobaaa ???:help:
Asprin
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Nadhani hapa unamaanisha pale BM umeniwekea bili ya Guiness 2 za baridi
Hahahaha...linadanganya nlikuwa naangalia mpira, au nlikuwa nacheza drafti, au nlikuwa napata gahawa.....kumbe baioloji inapumua kimiminika, masalia ya prodakti ya vitendo vya kuzungusha viuno.
Si acha tujinywee bia....bia...BIYA!
Dr Lizzy
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Haya bana....endeleeni maana uchakachuaji uko kwenye system tayari!
Dr Lizzy
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Hehehhehe...nikilipa bili ujue wewe utanilipa kwa style nyingine!Maana hamna cha bure....
TIMING
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zipo hapa Villa Park... njoo upate guiness, rama atakupa samaki bure
halafu mengi huwa yananuka zile sabuni za malaika --- kigesti-gesti
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TIMING
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we acha tu....
nadhani kuna wanaume pochi nao wanaotumia vile visabuni aisee
Dr Lizzy
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Hahaha...ushaijua style yenyewe au unakubali tu???Shauri lako!:tape:
Baba_Enock
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Skulimeti pale opposite na BM kuna "maficho" mazuri - Pale unapewa GEISHA!
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