Hodi hodi Darisalama

[Heaven on Earth]

siri ya mtungi

aijuae kata..........

 

[KOKUTONA]

Kizuri kula na wenzio..........

Hujambo mamaa

 

[Mwanyasi]

Mwanyasi safari ilikuwa ya ghafla. Tunauguliwa na mdogo wake mama, sasa walipoona hali si nzuri ndo mama akaitwa. Nimekuja naye. Naomba salamu zangu uzifikishe kwa mwenyekigoda na wanajamii huko. Naomba unifutie kesi bureeee

Looo....! Pole sana mkuu
uguza pole, apone mapema!
Mwenyekiti Dark City amezipata mkuu, YNNAH, CHUAKACHARA, amu, Arabela wanahusika sana pia kupata taarifa hii

 

[CHUAKACHARA]

Looo....! Pole sana mkuu
uguza pole, apone mapema!
Mwenyekiti Dark City amezipata mkuu, YNNAH, CHUAKACHARA, amu, Arabela wanahusika sana pia kupata taarifa hii

Pole sana na Mungu amjalie mgonjwa apona haraka.

 

[ERoni]

Kizuri kula na wenzio..........

HOE, tuanze basi mie na weye.... Nishee kizuri na huyo mwenzangu, lolz

 

[Asprin]

My KOKUTONA, love you sweetheart...
hao kina Nicas Mtei (mabazazi), babu Asprin, Excel, na wengine wanataka uwaone ili uchezee sharubu zao hao...pls, fanya fasta urudi home..

Rudi nyuma shetani. Mimi na KOKUTONA hatujakutana gulioni katerero.

 

[Asprin]

Una nini wewe mpaka usiwezwe?

Dar sio kanyigo aisee! Hapa hatulimi migomba wala kahawa!

Sasa ole wako utimkie posta leo kwenda kupanda migomba!

Leo lazima......!


....... Ukaribishwe kiundani na Asprin!

Nadhani KOKUTONA ni mwepesi wa kuelewa. Naamini atakuwa kakusikia na kukuelewa.

 

[Slave]

Hivi wewe ndio huwa unauza matairi pale opoziti mbuyuni?

kaka nina yard ya used car.

 

[excel]

namsalimia KOKUTONA wewe Eli79 wacha uoga....kwanza ungejua mimi joka la kibisa hata usingeshituka, ila ingekuwa Excel....

hahahaaaa!! mkuu vipi? naona Eli79 anamulika mwizi saa nane mchana!
KOKUTONA alishatolewa ushamba tayari!

sasa hivi yuko anaongea kiswahili murrrrrrua kabisa!

 

[excel]

Rudi nyuma shetani. Mimi na KOKUTONA hatujakutana gulioni katerero.

kwani huyu mtu mfupi Eli79 anajua hata application ya katerero?

hahahaaa!! babu ntakupa ujanja wa kum-make KOKUTONA in a katerero way! lazima aijue kariakoo kwa vitendo.. teh!

 

[excel]

HOE, tuanze basi mie na weye.... Nishee kizuri na huyo mwenzangu, lolz

KOKUTONA alinka? ayanga omkurya msham kushanga enyama.... halafu anaangukia pua?

 

[Watu8]

kaka nina yard ya used car.

Ipo pale karibu na American Chips?....mbona maeneo yale kama hakuna yard..

 

[ERoni]

kwani huyu mtu mfupi Eli79 anajua hata application ya katerero?

hahahaaa!! babu ntakupa ujanja wa kum-make KOKUTONA in a katerero way! lazima aijue kariakoo kwa vitendo.. teh!

Na urefu huu waniita mfupi miye!!!!
hata hivyo #my-kokutona loves me, bila kuangalia kimo changu.

 

[Eiyer]

kokutona .............!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kabanga]

hahahaaaa!! mkuu vipi? naona Eli79 anamulika mwizi saa nane mchana!
KOKUTONA alishatolewa ushamba tayari!

sasa hivi yuko anaongea kiswahili murrrrrrua kabisa!

yaani jamaa anashangaa tu.....

 

[Nilufer]

wifi inabidi uje nyumbani bana sio muonane kwenye vichochoro

Wifi hutaki nionane na kaka yangu???? !!!!!

 

[Valentina]

'Valentina' nae yumo...
hesabu tuko wangapi, chukua hatua.. Excel just excels with pretty ladies, shaurilo..

Umeniita?

 

[Nilufer]

Sangazi DEMBA si umeona mambo hayo?
Ni lazima nitie timu Daslama , nshapata wa kunishika mkono! Mshahara wa mwezi huu naanza prep ya kun'nua begi na ma'taff buti ya kujia huko! Wadau wameniambia eti Yeboyebo huko mwisho Kibamba .

tena una bahati mwanangu ujue Heaven on Earth ni bonge la supastaa mjini hapa hashindwi kukukutanisha na kina daidomo, wema sijui pensel hadi kina heven on dezet (si unajua huyu bwana alivyomaarufu hapa mjengoni), so we zichange tu....

 

[KOKUTONA]

Pole sana na Mungu amjalie mgonjwa apona haraka.

Bahati mbaya Mungu amemchukua alasiri ya leo.

 

[Asprin]

Bahati mbaya Mungu amemchukua alasiri ya leo.

OMG!!!!

Pole sana mpenzi wangu. Mungu akupe moyo wa subira, na ampumzishe mpendwa wetu pahala pema peponi.

Amina.