Happy Maths Day!

[Preta]

mtoto unapenda hela sana..

bila hela maisha yanasimama......

 

[Maundumula]

Nikisikia neno Math nawashwa mwili mzima

 

[Preta]

Hesabu ni ugonjwa wa taifa...

kumbe hata wewe ulishaugua eehh......
mimi nilipata chanjo baada ya kutibiwa.....

 

[Kongosho]

He he he, log hizi
Nilikuwa nikiona foo figa
Sehemu zote za mwili zinasinyaa

Then it wont b bad 2 share a joke o 2 abt math would t? There was a party in Calculus Night club n ol the functions were invited in. After some time parting 'In x' noticed poor 'e^x' sitting alone in the corner so 'In(x)' went over and asked
In(x):Hey why are you sitting alone overhere,go differentiate and intergrate ur self with the others!

e^x:What's the difference!
Haha u'll atleast smile if u get t! Happy day fellow Geeks N nerds

 

[Good Guy]

heres another famous math joke known! A mathematician had mental breakdown and was admited in a mental institution. Inside he terrorised other patients with his one liner "I WILL DIFFERENTIATE YoU" when other patients heard this they ran away in terror. One day came a new patient. The mathematician saw his new target and sneaked behind him before he jumped infront and say 'I will differentiate you' but the guy showed no reaction,he repeated 'i will differentiate you' still nothing, the mathematician with an even louder voice he repeated 'I WILL DIFFERENTIATe YOU' the guy looked at the mathematician and said " Dude shut up i'm e^x!! Lol

 

[Preta]

Hivi unajua ukimmwaga mtu ni umemcalculus?
Umemlet=C, where is costant. Afu ukamdifferentiate = 0.

Maisha ya kila siku ni hisabati tu.

dah....kweli hisabati ni zaidi ya niijuavyo.......

 

[Good Guy]

...naogopa namberz.!..hata nikiona mwalimu anaandika tarehe ubaoni naanza kushtuka!...NUMBERS!

hahaha

 

[Good Guy]

..Mambo yote iko hapo juu, ukisikia watu wanahama combination wanaenda Arts ujue ni kwasababu na hizo nyoka hapo juu.
....Damn.. I Love Mathematics

Ndugu huwa wanakimbiaga mengi kuna madudu yanaitwaga ma Conical sections ma Hypebolics ma Ellipse ma Parabola na ma coordinate geometry mengine,duh ukizembea yanakulipua mabom!!

 

[Kongosho]

He he he he, will always be same!
Nzuri sana hii, hapa umenipa msemo.

heres another famous math joke known! A mathematician had mental breakdown and was admited in a mental institution. Inside he terrorised other patients with his one liner "I WILL DIFFERENTIATE YoU" when other patients heard this they ran away in terror. One day came a new patient. The mathematician saw his new target and sneaked behind him before he jumped infront and say 'I will differentiate you' but the guy showed no reaction,he repeated 'i will differentiate you' still nothing, the mathematician with an even louder voice he repeated 'I WILL DIFFERENTIATe YOU' the guy looked at the mathematician and said " Dude shut up i'm e^x!! Lol

 

[ndetichia]

hongera zenu mnaopenda mathe..

 

[ndetichia]

Nikisikia neno Math nawashwa mwili mzima

pole zako ndivyo ulivyokumbe..

 

[Prishaz]

Hivi unajua ukimmwaga mtu ni umemcalculus?
Umemlet=C, where is costant. Afu ukamdifferentiate = 0.

Maisha ya kila siku ni hisabati tu.

Kongosho bana lol! nilichukia sana Calculus lakini sikuwa na jinsi!

 

[Kongosho]

Mabomu tena???
Niliwahi kukutana na mtu mmoja
Alikuwa anaongelea functions of a single variable na Epsilon imo ndani yake

Sijui alikuwa mgiriki? Na yale mangereza yake, kidogo nipae
Sitaisahau E

Ndugu huwa wanakimbiaga mengi kuna madudu yanaitwaga ma Conical sections ma Hypebolics ma Ellipse ma Parabola na ma coordinate geometry mengine,duh ukizembea yanakulipua mabom!!

 

[Kongosho]

dah....kweli hisabati ni zaidi ya niijuavyo.......

:lol::lol:, ndo ivo.
Au umesahau ulivyomdifferentiate TANMO
Au hupeleki watoto kwenye ile michezo ya kuruka ruka wanajaza upepo ndani.

hongera zenu mnaopenda mathe..

Kwani wewe hupendi futibo???

Kongosho bana lol! nilichukia sana Calculus lakini sikuwa na jinsi!

He he he, Math is lovely uwe unaijua au huijui.

 

[sweetlady]

kumbe hata wewe ulishaugua eehh......
mimi nilipata chanjo baada ya kutibiwa.....

Form 1 na form two nilipenda sana hesabu na niliziweza kweli... Tukajabadilishiwa mwalimu tukapewa mama Nko( r.i.p ) mkali, anachapa huyo, kuanzia hapo nikaanza kuchukia na kufeli Maths, siipendi mpaka leo lol.,. Preta ulipita kwenye mikono ya mama Nko?

 

[Good Guy]

Mabomu tena???
Niliwahi kukutana na mtu mmoja
Alikuwa anaongelea functions of a single variable na Epsilon imo ndani yake

Sijui alikuwa mgiriki? Na yale mangereza yake, kidogo nipae
Sitaisahau E

aise math bana afu kinachoboa sometime ni hiki!
.
IN CLASS
d(2x)=2
.
HOMEWORK
find
d(In2x+4x)
.
EXAMINATION
find.
d[(e^2x/InX^2 +(sin4x)(cos5x)Xlog x^2)]
.
Not fair

 

[Husninyo]

Moja jumlisha moja=2.
Moja ongeza moja=11

 

[Kongosho]

Ha ha ha ha, haswaaaa
Hizo huwa ni trick za kuwagrade wanafunzi
Ili uweze pata A, B, C.

Hard workers huwa wanakuwa ahead of the game
Unakuta katoto kana 98%, dah unatamani kukabeba kabisa.

aise math bana afu kinachoboa sometime ni hiki!
.
IN CLASS
d(2x)=2
.
HOMEWORK
find
d(In2x+4x)
.
EXAMINATION
find.
d[(e^2x/InX^2 +(sin4x)(cos5x)Xlog x^2)]
.
Not fair

 

[SI unit]

Kuna kitu kinaitwa probability, to find a solution of probility problem is also probability! Lol

 

[Kongosho]

Mie huwa naudhika na hii
moja jumlisha moja 2
moja mara moja 1

Afu kama 0 mara 0 ni 0, na moja mara moja ni 1, kwa nini 2 mara 2 isiwe 2?

Moja jumlisha moja=2.
Moja ongeza moja=11