Hamuwezi kuamini jamani...

[daviey69]

We ni Joka la Maonesho/kibisa. Nishajiridhisha pasipo shaka yoyote.

Huyo dada anawe mikono tu.! Juhudi zote kukuvizia na kukuleta kwake msobe msobe, kukulaghai usiondoke, kukutega, Bado BILA BILA!!!!!!!!! Kiruuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mburaaaaaaaaaaa!

niite basi na mimi Lara 1. hata mimi ni wa maonyesho ila tofauti yangu ni kuwa nikiamka naosha vyombo,kudeki na kufua halafu naacha hela kuanzia kitafunwa mpaka hela ya Bibi yako Marangu!

 

[Lovebird]

:llama:

 

[brenda18]

man thats normal kwa mtu anaejiheshimu! binafsi nshafanya hivyo mara kadhaa.

Hee kumbe we ni me...nilidhani ke

 

[Preta]

Nyuki wa mashineni kabisa ww.

Hivi nyuki wa mashine hang'ati eeeeh........

 

[Horseshoe Arch]

Halafu wazazi wako wanashangilia kabisa ''tumezaa kidume" Njoo garage kwetu tukague hizo piston yumkini hazitoi spark!

 

[Mapi]

na kwakujiamin unaandka hapa? Au unataka kina Karucee DEMBA na wengineo wakuone mstaarabu, au unawatega???

 

[kalou]

afu ukirudi kwako unaendeleza SABUNI..!!!

 

[Tyta]

 

[Public Enemy]

we ni NYOKA WA USANGU huna madhara kabisa,tena nyoka wa kijani. Kaoge maji ya kisima kisichokauka bagamoyo utoe nuksi

 

[Tyta]

 

[culboy]

Hilo linawezekana lakini co kila m2 anaeweza. Inaonyesha kujiheshim kwako.

 

[Qualifier]

Pamba maneno kadiri uwezavyo ila lililo sahihi wewe hujakamilika

 

[Eiyer]

Damn ........!!!!! Karucee hebu leo naja kuangalia mechi ya Man City v/s West Ham halafu si unajua kwangu ni Mail moja tutalala lakini hakuna kugusana....
Sawa??

 

[Comi]

Kwa nini isiwezekane? Inategemea mawazo yako umeyaweka wapi.

 

[Karucee]

na kwakujiamin unaandka hapa? Au unataka kina Karucee DEMBA na wengineo wakuone mstaarabu, au unawatega???

Nina wasiwasi na umri wao. Eti mnakubaliana hamna usumbufu.

 

[Karucee]

Damn ........!!!!! Karucee hebu leo naja kuangalia mechi ya Man City v/s West Ham halafu si unajua kwangu ni Mail moja tutalala lakini hakuna kugusana....
Sawa??

Wewe mwanamme???

 

[Eiyer]

Wewe mwanamme???

Mi MWANAUME na sio mwanamme....!!!!!!!!

 

[Arushaone]

Ahahahaha!!
Af eti unasimulia!
Ulitaka akuwekee kwenye glass kama juice au?

Mimi nilidhani shule zimeshafunguliwa kumbe kuna left-overs! Mzima wewe na Mangi wako? Nangoja episode 2 ujue.

 

[MWANAKA]

hongera kwa kuishinda zinaa

 

[kweyamba_dave]

hapo chacha!!!

aje nimpeleke kwa babu tu.huko inaonyesha hakuna khabari