‘Fixed’?

[Mj1]

Jiwe should face charges even posthumously

Hahaahah kumbuka kuna kinga yake

 

[Matrix19]

You can use someone’s weaknesses to achieve what you want to achieve.

That way it looks more natural rather than sinister...

We're in accord!

 

[cariha]

For Swahili Audience

Mimi sio mkubwa juu ya nadharia za njama. Lakini kwa kukosekana kwa habari ya ukweli, ni nini cha kufanya? Kukaa tu bila kazi na subiri ifikishwe mlangoni pako? Nah! Sio kwa mtu anayefikiria. Ninafurahiya kuangaza juu ya vitu.

Ninajishughulisha na kila kitu, kuhakikisha kuwa ninashughulikia besi nyingi iwezekanavyo. Kwa hivyo, na hayo yakisemwa, nina swali. Kuna uwezekano gani kwamba yeye 'amerekebishwa? Ikiwa ningehatarisha nadhani ningesema kwamba ameunganisha manyoya mengi ndani ya mfumo na ilikuwa tu suala la muda kabla ya kumshika .... Mimi ni sayin tu. Mimi sio sayin '. Lakini unajua ninachosema '.

Hii google translate imetafsiri vice versa kabisa naona

 

[cariha]

Kwa mtu aliekuwa na 'self destruction ' behaviour kama ubishi na kiburi..tutawasingizia wasiohusika
Only ameji fix mwenyewe

Very true

 

[HIMARS]

Watu wa jamii forum kwa ujuaji.. kesho wakimuona watakuja tena na uchambuzi hapa vingereza kibao ilimradi ndio burudani yao kumwaga povu.

Hatokeiiiii

 

[sinza pazuri]

Hatokeiiiii

You will be disappointed. Just watch!

 

[cariha]

Mi kiinglish bila Vant huwa najua neno hili tuu.

May Be!!

 

[King Bill]

Mimi tangu kile kifo cha Maalim Seif niliweka tahadhari kama hiyo. Nilisema inawezekana ''mfumo'' ukaona hii ni fursa nzuri ya kuondoa usumbufu uliokuwa unatuhangaisha kila kipindi cha uchaguzi. Unajua covid inaweza kuwa silaha mbaya sana ya kuondoa mtu kama humtaki. Kuwe na condition moja tu. Mlengwa awe kwenye risk group. Silaha hii unaweza kupita nayo kwenye security check point yoyote bila mtu kukugundua. 1. Unaweza kumtumia kijana ambaye ana afya nzuri akajiambukiza makusudi na akatumika kuipeleka popote. 2. Unaweza kuibeba kwenye kwenye leso au kitu kingine chochote unachotaka kubeba, hata kwa kutumia nguo zako kwenda kwenye target!

Mhuuuu?
Kama ni kweli mkulu anaumwa it is high time wale wanahusika na usalama wake wawajibishwe.

The conspiracy theory as narrated by Nyani sounds valid!

Looks Nyani is big at this! though he wants us to believe the opposite.

 

[carter]

Sisemi kwamba hicho ndicho kilichotokoea, ila naweza kusema wewe na wengine wachache mmenielewa...

Duh...

 

[Matrix19]

Jiwe should face charges even posthumously

He downplayed the pandemic consistently, thereby making the citizens less concerned and unprepared for the crisis they now have

 

[Edward Sambai]

For Swahili Audience 😅

Mimi sio mkubwa juu ya nadharia za njama. Lakini kwa kukosekana kwa habari ya ukweli, ni nini cha kufanya? Kukaa tu bila kazi na subiri ifikishwe mlangoni pako? Nah! Sio kwa mtu anayefikiria. Ninafurahiya kuangaza juu ya vitu.

Ninajishughulisha na kila kitu, kuhakikisha kuwa ninashughulikia besi nyingi iwezekanavyo. Kwa hivyo, na hayo yakisemwa, nina swali. Kuna uwezekano gani kwamba yeye 'amerekebishwa? Ikiwa ningehatarisha nadhani ningesema kwamba ameunganisha manyoya mengi ndani ya mfumo na ilikuwa tu suala la muda kabla ya kumshika .... Mimi ni sayin tu. Mimi sio sayin '. Lakini unajua ninachosema '.

Nimeisoma hilo andiko la Kingereza na hili la kiswahili ila sijaelewa kilichoandikwa, kwa kifupi nimetoka kapa

 

[mikedean]

One funny thing about stupid slave like you is their prejudicial belief about their supposedly superior mental capacity.

You are one hell of a silly being.

Tanzania's state security organs are the best in Africa and one among the best in the world.

1. Go learn, how many coup and assassination attempts Nyerere survived.

2. Go learn, how many covert operations were successfully carried out by state security organs on foreign territories throughout the cold war.

3. Go learn, how many regime changes were cleverly orchestrated and successfully maneuvered by Tanzanian state security organs in neighboring states and beyond.

Only a silly slave, mbeba box kwa Trump kama wewe mbulula ndio anaweza waza ujinga.

Hii nchi imekubuhu kwenye medani ya inteligensia na vita - Boya.

Inteliigencia ya kukamata kina Lema na sugu na kupambana na Chadema? Halafu hiyo inteligensia ipo kwa maslahi ya nchi au kwa maslahi ya tabaka tawala? Kama ni kwa maslahi ya nchi basi ujue fixing anayosema mtoa mada ipo sahihi . Ila Kama ni kuwa maslahi ya wahuni wachache basi upo sahihi, magu asingeguswa.
Kama Inteliigencia ipo makini kwa Nini Mzee Mangula alilishwa sumu mbele ya rais Magufuli na Inteliigencia ilishindwa kujua?

 

[Karucee]

shukrani mkuu kwa kutufafanulia, sasa i know wala imseing.

Sijui umewaza nini

 

[King Kong III]

Sijui umewaza nini

Nyani Ngabu na Kiranga wakiandika kiingereza inabidi uwe na dikshonari pembeni.

 

[Karucee]

Nyani Ngabu na Kiranga wakiandika kiingereza inabidi uwe na dikshonari pembeni.

Kabisa yaani bila hiyo utapata kizungu zunguuu

 

[Angel Nylon]

For Swahili Audience

Mimi sio mkubwa juu ya nadharia za njama. Lakini kwa kukosekana kwa habari ya ukweli, ni nini cha kufanya? Kukaa tu bila kazi na subiri ifikishwe mlangoni pako? Nah! Sio kwa mtu anayefikiria. Ninafurahiya kuangaza juu ya vitu.

Ninajishughulisha na kila kitu, kuhakikisha kuwa ninashughulikia besi nyingi iwezekanavyo. Kwa hivyo, na hayo yakisemwa, nina swali. Kuna uwezekano gani kwamba yeye 'amerekebishwa? Ikiwa ningehatarisha nadhani ningesema kwamba ameunganisha manyoya mengi ndani ya mfumo na ilikuwa tu suala la muda kabla ya kumshika .... Mimi ni sayin tu. Mimi sio sayin '. Lakini unajua ninachosema '.

Huh!?

 

[Angel Nylon]

Mi kiinglish bila Vant huwa najua neno hili tuu.

May Be!!

Hata I love you hujui!!!??

 

[MADAM T]

Watu mkiambiwa someni hamtaki, oneni sasa mnashindwa kujua jamaa kamaanisha nini.
Smh

Kusoma ni kufanya nini!?

 

[Tayana-wog]

Jamani komentini basi hata wengine tupate idea ya kinachozungumzwa.

Sio ku-comment 'kweli kabisa' alafu nukta, mtaacha watu njia panda

 

[Underwood]

Msiumize vichwa saana...
Kichwa cha habari ni kwamba "Yuko wapi na kwanini?"