‘Fixed’?

[Kiranga]

Kabisa yaani bila hiyo utapata kizungu zunguuu

Ni kawaida tu kaka.

I am not talking fast, maybe you are listening slow.

 

[Drifter]

Whatever your musings, the man is floating through an agonising valley of darkness. Pray for him. He needs everybody‘s help.

I just thought of a passing verse:

Vanity

I heard them saying: “man, you could be your own worst enemy; that a good dose of dissent fully taken could save you from yourself”.
Yet, full of arrogance, I kept plodding on inexorably towards the precipice before the void,
Prodded on by cheers of sycophants,
Oblivious to the beeps and blips of caution, to the warning lights and to the voices of reason.
At the point of no return, I suddenly turned around and, alas, all was quiet; no person, no noise, not a single creature, nothing but the void!
Oh, how I yearn for that good book of universal guidelines (katiba) that would’ve kept me in check; for those courageous boys and girls of dissent; for those external (foreign) strong arms that struggled in vain to pull me back from the abyss...

 

[Paroco]

Hata I love you hujui!!!??

Hizo inglish nyingine hadi nipate kopo moja la K vant ile Kuuubwa hapo huanaongea hadi naagiziwa nyingine😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

 

[Karucee]

Ni kawaida tu kaka.

I am not talking fast, maybe you are listening slow.

Mimi Kaka Tena? Utakuwa umekosea kum quote

 

[Companero]

How does that sound? Too far-fetched?

I’m just sayin’. I’m not sayin’. But you know what I’m sayin’.

✌️

Naona umeamua kuhamia kwenye preemption. Vipi hapo GA? Nakuja mitaa hiyo nikishapata Moderna, tusikimbiane!

 

[Kiranga]

Mimi Kaka Tena? Utakuwa umekosea kum quote

Something is awry here. I thought I was quoting King Kong III

Perhaps you are on my fingers minds.

Apologies dada.

 

[Karucee]

Something is awry here. I thought I was quoting King Kong III

Perhaps you are on my fingers minds.

Apologies dada.

Usijali. Sijamaind kabisa.

 

[Dr hyperkid]

Please....

Come again...!!!

Aisee bibi

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Naona umeamua kuhamia kwenye preemption. Vipi hapo GA? Nakuja mitaa hiyo nikishapata Moderna, tusikimbiane!

Karibu. Umepata mwaliko toka Morehouse, Spelman, au Clark?

Kabula naye yupo. Anakusubiri akuamkie shkamoo.

 

[mjingamimi]

Kumbe kiswahili kigumu hivi

For Swahili Audience

Mimi sio mkubwa juu ya nadharia za njama. Lakini kwa kukosekana kwa habari ya ukweli, ni nini cha kufanya? Kukaa tu bila kazi na subiri ifikishwe mlangoni pako? Nah! Sio kwa mtu anayefikiria. Ninafurahiya kuangaza juu ya vitu.

Ninajishughulisha na kila kitu, kuhakikisha kuwa ninashughulikia besi nyingi iwezekanavyo. Kwa hivyo, na hayo yakisemwa, nina swali. Kuna uwezekano gani kwamba yeye 'amerekebishwa? Ikiwa ningehatarisha nadhani ningesema kwamba ameunganisha manyoya mengi ndani ya mfumo na ilikuwa tu suala la muda kabla ya kumshika .... Mimi ni sayin tu. Mimi sio sayin '. Lakini unajua ninachosema '.

 

[UHURU JR]

Hili suala linawezakuwa tunalikuuuuza ila kumbe ishu yenyewe ikawa kama alivyoeleza Makamu wa rais na ndio maana hata Waziri mkuu akasema aliongea nae,tatizo ni huu uzushi wa wa sijui Kenya mara India.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hili suala linawezakuwa tunalikuuuuza ila kumbe ishu yenyewe ikawa kama alivyoeleza Makamu wa rais na ndio maana hata Waziri mkuu akasema aliongea nae,tatizo ni huu uzushi wa wa sijui Kenya mara India.

Wao ndo sababu ya sisi kusema haya tunayoyasema.

 

[Greatest Of All Time]

Mr. Slim wa nchi jirani anatajwa sana...

 

[SlimFit]

Mr. Slim wa nchi jirani anatajwa sana...

Kwenye the so called "Fixed"? Dadeki naona speculation kila angle

 

[Ziroseventytwo]

Mr. Slim wa nchi jirani anatajwa sana...

Mmeanza😶😶

 

[Naantombe Mushi]

Dogo katumia Google translator ambayo kila mtu angeweza kuitumia. .. ndo maana tafsiri yake inaonekana kabisa ni ya neno kwa neno... Kama watu wamechangia mada kwa kufuata ile tafsiri, sasa ndo naanza kuelewa kwanini wengi hawajamwelewa komredi Ngabu...

Ndo maana tafsiri ni ya kubumba vile.. Hahahahaha... tatizo Ngabu ametumi English ngumu sana, sasa wengine st kayumba hatujazoea

 

[kalipeni]

To plant mount Kilimanjaro is not president job you need to brother sugarcane because it is not snake one by one

 

[Naantombe Mushi]

Nyani Ngabu na Kiranga wakiandika kiingereza inabidi uwe na dikshonari pembeni.

Natamani siku moja Mods wakutanishe hii miamba miwili kwenye malumbano ya lugha.

Nyani Ngabu na Kiranga mna battle yenu itabidi muifanye. Nani ni nani kwenye kunyambulika na English

 

[Pulchra Animo]

Tatizo ni ukosefu wa taarifa.

Mpaka sasa hatujaambizwa nini tatizo.

Sasa unataka watu tufanyeje? Tukae kimya tu na tusiwaze?

Haiwezekani.

Are the VP and the PM lying about the health of their boss? If they’re, how good a strategy is that? ...If, after such lies by the VP and the PM, the life of their boss terminates, would Tanzanians still consider the VP and the PM to be trustworthy? ...As for me and my household, we would write them off completely.

 

[King Kong III]

Natamani siku moja Mods wakutanishe hii miamba miwili kwenye malumbano ya lugha.

Nyani Ngabu na Kiranga mna battle yenu itabidi muifanye. Nani ni nani kwenye kunyambulika na English

Hahahaa mpamabano utakuwa sio wa nchi hii....hatari faya.