Faida na hasara kwenye makundi ya WhatsApp

[October man]

Bwana mdogo wengine wameanza kutumia simu humu enzi za Java OS,Symbian OS wewe umeanza kujifunza kutumia simu enzi hizi za android,lkn bado unajiona mjanjaaa

Enzi hiyo watu wako bize na Yahoo,Hi 5,The Grid,Peperonite,Ze utamu etc nadhani wewe bado wazazi wako walikua wanakulipia school fees ya primary standard 3 labda au ulisoma zile shule za ada bure?

Take a Chill Pill,still an underdog...

Tupa iyo simu yako bora uwe na batani tu atakama ulianza kutumia tokea duniani imeumbwa

 

[mng'ato]

Tupa iyo simu yako bora uwe na batani tu atakama ulianza kutumia tokea duniani imeumbwa

Iyo=Hiyo
Atakama=Hatakama
Duniani=Ulimaanisha Dunia.

QUIZ vipi zinaendeleaje boss?

 

[October man]

Arafu=Halafu
Uwo=Huo
Apa=Hapa
Marengo=Malengo

We chalii utakuja kukata makofi baba zako huku kwenye mitandao,hebu subiri QUIZ na LOAN BOARD ikuweke hela ukanunue bando ucheki hayo ma group yako.

Hata kama mzee nakukata makofi tu haiwezekani uwe na smartphone usijue matumizi yake nakukata mpaka akiri ikukae sawa

 

[mng'ato]

Hata kama mzee nakukata makofi tu haiwezekani uwe na smartphone usijue matumizi yake nakukata mpaka akiri ikukae sawa

Akiri=Akili

ON A SERIOUS NOTE,GO BACK TO SCHOOL NERD.

 

[mng'ato]

Kumbe nabishana na baraza la kiswahili tanzania sikujua

Ndio boss,sasa tatizo mbona haufahamu Kiswahili wala Kiingereza?

Kwenye ma group huko mna chat kwa kutumia KINDENGEREKO nini?

 

[October man]

Hapo sawa mkuu bado ugeni upo kiasi,kuna wengine walianza miaka ya nyuma kidogo kabla hata ya whatsaap kwa hio mitandao ilishawachosha.

Na wala si intend to offence you but maana yangu ni kwamba baada ya muda flani utaichoka hio mitandao na hayo ma group yatakufa "natural death" mkuu.

flani=Fulani
,kuna= , kuna
Whatsaap=WhatsApp

 

[mng'ato]

flani=Fulani
,kuna= , kuna
Whatsaap=WhatsApp

Vizuri sana sasa tumeanza kwenda sambamba,vipi QUIZ ya mwisho ulipata ngapi?

 

[October man]

Vizuri sana sasa tumeanza kwenda sambamba,vipi QUIZ ya mwisho ulipata ngapi?

Unajitetea, unajitekenya then unacheka acha ujinga

 

[mng'ato]

Unajitetea acha ujinga

Hahah dogo rudi shule achana na ma group ya Ngono.

 

[October man]

Hahah dogo rudi shule achana na ma group ya Ngono.

[emoji276] [emoji276] wazee wanashida

 

[mng'ato]

[emoji276] [emoji276] wazee wanashida

Sana,QUIZ ulipata ngapi nikutumie hela ya bando ukacheki msg zako kwenye lile group lako la UMOJA WA VIKUNDI VYA WAKINAMA WAPAMBANAJI.

Maana nimeliona kwenye Screenshot uliyoiweka pale juu.

 

[jay-millions]

Akiri=Akili

ON A SERIOUS NOTE,GO BACK TO SCHOOL NERD.

Duh... Atakuwa huko shule alienda kusomea ujinga

 

[October man]

Sana,QUIZ ulipata ngapi nikutumie hela ya bando ukacheki msg zako kwenye lile group lako la UMOJA WA VIKUNDI VYA WAKINAMA WAPAMBANAJI.

Maana nimeliona kwenye Screenshot uliyoiweka pale juu.

Duu bishi

 

[October man]

Duh... Atakuwa huko shule alienda kusomea ujinga

Kwaiyo unasemaje

 

[Gucci gang]

na kumaliza bando ukifungua data...

 

[Analyse]

Doooh...yani kugusa kisehemu cha exist iwe tabu, eti namuogopa mtu..??...kama atataka kujua sababu ya mimi kujitoa anpigie simu

Mkuu umemaanisha EXIT? au hicho kisehemu cha EXIST ndio kipi?

 

[Kim Jong Jr]

Hata kama mzee nakukata makofi tu haiwezekani uwe na smartphone usijue matumizi yake nakukata mpaka akiri ikukae sawa

Akiri[emoji735]
Akili [emoji736]

Wewe jamaa ni raia wa wapi?