Do you have guts??? Basi "Brag" a bit....

[Dr Lizzy]

Kushave na kujiangalia kwenye kioo ni tofauti aisee. Mirrors ni vital to getting a clean, close shave. Ni tofauti na kujiangalia kwenye kioo kuona kama umeridhika na uso wako, kama nguo uliyovaa inaendana na shape yako, kucheki shape yako and whether your fat talk.

Could you live a day without looking at yourself? To me, mara ya mwisho ilikuwa nilipoenda kwa kinyozi kunyoa as lazima ukae in front of the mirror. One woman swears off the mirrors for a year. Ukitaka kujua jinsi mwanamke anavyotukana mvizie akiwa mbele ya
kioo. lol

Lolz. . . SURE I can, for days even!!But swearing infront of a mirrow. . that's news to me.Ngoja ntajaribu siku nimekasirika nione kama itanisaidia kupunguza hasira.

Back to you. . .after shaving/a hair cut don't you look at yourself to make sure your new cut looks good on you?
Ohh and ahh when you are heading out. . don't you check yourself out to make sure everything is proper? Utajatembea na zipu wazi. . .shauri lako.Lolz

 

[Kongosho]

He he he
ila kweli
bishanga mwenyewe ni yule
gongagonga wa dodoma

Kongosho kuna sehem inabidi uwe mpole
Imagine umemind mdada halafu wakati unapiga jaramba kumpata ukapata taarifa kuwa mdingi wako anakula pale
Si utakuwa mpole kama maji ya mtungi
Sasa hapo kwa Bishanga inatokea sasa
kama atakuwa tuko kwenye race wote wawili over the same person hapo itabidi nibwage manyanga

 

[EMT]

Matumizi yao kioo bafuni ni mengi!

Kuna kujiangalia na kuhakikisha huna boogers puani, huna mitongotongo machoni, wakati una floss kuhakikisha sehemu ngumu kuzifikia umezifikia, kuhakikisha midomo haina utando mweupe mweupe, kuhakikisha nguo ulizovaa zimekaa vizuri, na kadhalika, na kadhalika!

Kaka inategemea. Sasa kama choo kama hiki nitaweka wapi hicho kioo? Kumbuka bafu ni hapo hapo.

 

[Mr Rocky]

He he he
ila kweli
bishanga mwenyewe ni yule
gongagonga wa dodoma

Mhhh Bishanga ni gonga gonga
Mbona hizi ni breaking news to me
Ngoja nisearch kabisa isije ikawa kweli

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Lolz. . . SURE I can, for days even!!But swearing infront of a mirrow. . that's news to me.Ngoja ntajaribu siku nimekasirika nione kama itanisaidia kupunguza hasira.

Back to you. . .after shaving/a hair cut don't you look at yourself to make sure your new cut looks good on you?
Ohh and ahh when you are heading out. . don't you check yourself out to make sure everything is proper? Utajatembea na zipu wazi. . .shauri lako.Lolz

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Kaka inategemea. Sasa kama choo kama hiki nitaweka wapi hicho kioo? Kumbuka bafu ni hapo hapo.

Hahahahaa you can't be serious!

Ila hata chumbani waweza kuwa nacho. Si lazima kiwe bafuni bana...

Hebu niwekee picha ya chumba chako nione

 

[Mr Rocky]

Hahahahaa you can't be serious!

Ila hata chumbani waweza kuwa nacho. Si lazima kiwe bafuni bana...

Hebu niwekee picha ya chumba chako nione

NN chumba ambacho hapo hapo ni sebule na hapo hapo ni jiko na chumba cha kulala kuna sehem ya kuweka kioo kweli

 

[Kongosho]

basi niaddress 'ngwasho'

Mi hiyo sitaki bana
Nataka nikuaddress kama mr or mrs,or miss or ms hapo sasa

 

[Mr Rocky]

basi niaddress 'ngwasho'

Ndo kilugha gani hicho maana naweza jikuta hapa natukana bure

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

NN chumba ambacho hapo hapo ni sebule na hapo hapo ni jiko na chumba cha kulala kuna sehem ya kuweka kioo kweli

Ndiyo, inawezekana kabisa!

Watu tushaishi kwenye vi studio apartments na kila kitu kilikuwemo humo humo.

 

[Kongosho]

Ukiwa na choo cha hivi
kioo ni anasa
wala hakipo hata kwenye hesabu

boogers, zenyewe unatoa
zinaelekea mdomoni

Hahahahaa you can't be serious!

Ila hata chumbani waweza kuwa nacho. Si lazima kiwe bafuni bana...

Hebu niwekee picha ya chumba chako nione

 

[Mr Rocky]

Ndiyo, inawezekana kabisa!

Watu tushaishi kwenye vi studio apartments na kila kitu kilikuwemo humo humo.

Yeah ila huwezi kuwa na ule uhuru wa kuangalia part za mwili wakati may be uko na familia
Uso sawa unaweza kukitumia kioo kufanya hivyo

 

[Kongosho]

kwa kingereza ni 2 in 1

Ndo kilugha gani hicho maana naweza jikuta hapa natukana bure

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Yeah ila huwezi kuwa na ule uhuru wa kuangalia part za mwili wakati may be uko na familia
Uso sawa unaweza kukitumia kioo kufanya hivyo

Hata uso, pua, na nywele utashindwa kujiangalia?

Hivi ushawahi kukutana na mtu mwenye makamasi yaliyokauka yakining'inia kwenye pua zake?

Kujiangalia kwenye kioo kabla hujatoka nyumbani ni muhimu sana aisee.

 

[Mr Rocky]

kwa kingereza ni 2 in 1

Nimechoka hapa
Bora tuu niendelee kukuita Kongosho
humo humo kuna she na he kwa pamoja

 

[Mr Rocky]

Hata uso, pua, na nywele utashindwa kujiangalia?

Hivi ushawahi kukutana na mtu mwenye makamasi yaliyokauka yakining'inia kwenye pua zake?

Kujiangalia kwenye kioo kabla hujatoka nyumbani ni muhimu sana aisee.

Wengi mkuu au masizi usoni au nyuzi nyuzi kichwani au alama za chakula kwenye nguo

 

[Dr Lizzy]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hehehehe umefurahiiiiiii mwenyewe!!

 

[Dena Amsi]

Mie..... aahh ngoja nitarudi. Wifi naomba tafsiri ya title pulizi

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Ukiwa na choo cha hivi
kioo ni anasa
wala hakipo hata kwenye hesabu

boogers, zenyewe unatoa
zinaelekea mdomoni

Unakua na kakipande bana. . tena cha kuokota baada ya mtu kutupa vijipande vilivovunjika. Alafu kanakaa pale dirishani ili ukijiangalia upate mwanga wa kutosha.

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

Hehehehe umefurahiiiiiii mwenyewe!!

We acha tu nimecheka mpaka basi.........!!!